The Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters...Hands Down! (496 hits)
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Submitted by Flack: Shitting On Your Virtual World Since 2004 (View user info) at 2007-10-04 23:12:00 EDT
Rambo.
Does it even really need to come down to anyone else? I certainly think not.
Not only does this guy eat things that make a billy goat puke,bur he can also:
1) Make sweet weapons out of sticks and shit that totally impale motherfuckers.
2) Cauterize his own wounds with a hot K-bar.
3) Fly Russian helicopters and use said choppers to totally fuck your world up.
Added Bonus: That bandanna is just plain awesome.
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-05 20:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm kind of mixed between Braddock from the Missing In Action movies and Rambo.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Nah. Chuck Norris kicks Rambo's ass.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-05 02:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Rambo IV looks like it should be quite good.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more SHLONGY!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-04 23:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn kids don't know what you're talking about.