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The Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters...He's a bad muthaf (shut yo mouf) (848 hits)

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Rating: 1.66 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2007-10-05 00:29:23 EDT


That's right bitches. I'm talkin'bout Shaft. JOHN SHAFT! (from the 70's dickwad, remakes are not Mack)

Shaft!

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on

You see this cat Shaft is a bad muthaf
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(John Shaft)









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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-05 12:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Remakes are certainly NOT Mack.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can dig it.



Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-05 02:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

d'backs winning 8-2 +2


and Shaft. yeah. +2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I'd hit it.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can dig it.


First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun
of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a
disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!

-- Homer Simpson
Two Bad Neighbors