The Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters! (421 hits)
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Submitted by UnderDog! (View user info) at 2007-10-05 00:35:50 EDT
CHUCK NORRIS!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norr... FUCK. Fictional Character. Um....
BATMAN!
NO WAIT!
SUPERMAN!
Yep. That's it. Superman.
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-05 20:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chuck Norris wears BLITZKREIG_BOB underroos.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
While the Chuck Norris jokes are slightly amusing, in real life Chuck Norris is a middle-aged bearded pussy. Yeah he knew a bit of karate back when the Earth's crust was cooling down, but I know for a fact I could easily beat him up right now or anytime in the past 10 years.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-05 04:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
While the Chuck Norris jokes are slightly amusing, in real life Chuck Norris is a middle-aged bearded pussy. Yeah he knew a bit of karate back when the Earth's crust was cooling down, but I know for a fact I could easily beat him up right now or anytime in the past 10 years.
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Ha ha ha.
I'd pay to see you fight Chuck Norris. Seriously.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-05 02:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-05 02:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-05 01:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how everybody just read the first three lines and rated...
Don't do drugs.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-05 01:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I beleive the correct response would have been "You can copy & paste"
Fucking retard.
Superman kicks ass
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah. I knew this would happen eventually. -2 because everyone has read the jokes you put here a million times a million other places. Congratulations; you can type.
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
While the Chuck Norris jokes are slightly amusing, in real life Chuck Norris is a middle-aged bearded pussy. Yeah he knew a bit of karate back when the Earth's crust was cooling down, but I know for a fact I could easily beat him up right now or anytime in the past 10 years.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, Chuck Norris jokes are so 2 years ago.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-05 00:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think Chuck Norris should be omitted from this contest because he would win hands down, no contest. Give other bad asses a chance.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in "manslaughter."