I’m Not Who You Think I Am. The Sound Of Silence (803 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-10-05 06:54:34 EDT
Hello Uber, my old friend,
I've come to share with you again,
The guilt I'm feeling is just killing me
I'm not the girl that I pretend to be
And the truth must be told to you aloud
To the crowd
Within the place of Uber
In Ubers' mind I am a girl
The sweetest heart to all the world
But 'neath the glow of a street lamp,
I close my eyes to the cold and damp
Where my home is now with my bags sat at my side
I cannot hide
I'm on the streets, dear Uber
I never was the girl you saw
A photo from a fellow whore
Merlina was the name that I cared to be
If told the truth you'd be afraid of me
Never owned a home or garden full of light
Its always night
Out on the streets, my Uber
Fools say I, you do not know
I killed my lover long ago
Come see me and I might teach you,
Come over here but I might kill you
Years of drugs, have slowly killed my heart
I've played a part
To be like you, on Uber
And the people they liked me
The perfect life, the Bloke, who's he?
I don't grow flowers and don't care for you
I live for drugs and crime that's all I do
Now the truth said, the words are for you to see
What's really me
Did I fool, you Uber.........
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever posted any music?
If so, link it?
That's cool as shit that you can play all those instruments. As for this post, it seems hastily written.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-05 13:55:01 EDT (#)
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You rock!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:55:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:29:58 EDT (#)
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mmmm is that a snack pac
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:47:12 EDT (#)
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:-)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:37:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:11:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:09:13 EDT (#)
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If that's the case, who the fuck are you? Sico again?
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Why... is Sico a hobo?
I don't think so, but he is a well known homo, so it's close.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:29:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:59:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:56:34 EDT (#)
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i was kidding. it'd REALLY impress me if you can play any type of harp :D
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Guitar (accoustic, elec, bass) since I was about 5
Piano since I was about 8
Clarinet
Violin (not very well though)
Harmonica
Banjo
Mandolin
But no harp, sorry :(
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did i mention i love string instruments and i now want to have your babies?
seriously, surrogate or egg donor, you're covered. AND your kids through me would be just as freckled as if they were all your own.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:24:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:21:18 EDT (#)
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I know who you are.
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Do you?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:22:30 EDT (#)
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NO NO, YOU ARE THE SWAMP HAG FROM THE LAND OF LEPRECHAUNS
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:21:18 EDT (#)
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I know who you are.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:13:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:12:40 EDT (#)
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Back 'atcha, kiddo. :D Next time I'm in London we'll have to make sure I get proper drunk-like, instead of only half-drunk like last time. Bring your guitars with too, and we can croon for our drinks at the pub.
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Sounds good to me :D
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:12:40 EDT (#)
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Back 'atcha, kiddo. :D Next time I'm in London we'll have to make sure I get proper drunk-like, instead of only half-drunk like last time. Bring your guitars with too, and we can croon for our drinks at the pub.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:11:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:09:13 EDT (#)
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If that's the case, who the fuck are you? Sico again?
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Why... is Sico a hobo?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:10:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:07:44 EDT (#)
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Well, I was thinking you could teach me the banjo and I could teach you skin flute, but sure, that works too.
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ha ha ha
God I love CaptainThorns.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:09:13 EDT (#)
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If that's the case, who the fuck are you? Sico again?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:07:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:05:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:03:52 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute....you play banjo, too?
Marry me.
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:D
You wanna play duelling banjos with you on guitar and me on the banjo?
I learnt it years ago and LOVE playing it.
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Well, I was thinking you could teach me the banjo and I could teach you skin flute, but sure, that works too.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:06:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:03:52 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute....you play banjo, too?
Marry me.
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Do it Merlina! You can live next to a canal and freak out American tourists with your banjo-playing offspring.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:05:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:03:52 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute....you play banjo, too?
Marry me.
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:D
You wanna play duelling banjos with you on guitar and me on the banjo?
I learnt it years ago and LOVE playing it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute....you play banjo, too?
Marry me.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:59:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:56:34 EDT (#)
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i was kidding. it'd REALLY impress me if you can play any type of harp :D
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Guitar (accoustic, elec, bass) since I was about 5
Piano since I was about 8
Clarinet
Violin (not very well though)
Harmonica
Banjo
Mandolin
But no harp, sorry :(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i was kidding. it'd REALLY impress me if you can play any type of harp :D
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:53:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:49:28 EDT (#)
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what's the irish version of kumbaya?
fucking hippie...
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Folk tunes are better than that. They're usually about true stories of old..
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:49:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:47:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:36:12 EDT (#)
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'Cos you should record this. It'd be pwntastic.
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Ha ha ha... god no. This is just me messing.
I do write actual songs too..
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what's the irish version of kumbaya?
fucking hippie...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:47:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:36:12 EDT (#)
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'Cos you should record this. It'd be pwntastic.
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Ha ha ha... god no. This is just me messing.
I do write actual songs too..
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:44:14 EDT (#)
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there go my dreams of blackberry cheesecake.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:42:42 EDT (#)
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I wonder what the survival rate of Female Homeless is.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:36:35 EDT (#)
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5 Bazillion units of measurement of awesome.
and +2 for synchronicity, as I was just listening to that song 15 minutes ago on the radio.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:36:22 EDT (#)
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That is one hella prepared homeless person.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:36:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:51:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:49:02 EDT (#)
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Can you sing? 'Cos I can play guitar.
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Yes, I can sing and play guitar.
The step outside the restaurant in Camden Town is good for busking.. pays for my dinner at least.....
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'Cos you should record this. It'd be pwntastic.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:33:59 EDT (#)
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LIES, FILTHY LIES
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:30:11 EDT (#)
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awesome.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:08:14 EDT (#)
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I think its true.
Most homeless people are Bluetooth enabled.
something to do with the shopping carts, I think.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-10-05 08:20:16 EDT (#)
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this is terrible jules - no offense like
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-05 08:11:11 EDT (#)
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Creepy. Is this a Greuberfest entry?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:51:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:49:02 EDT (#)
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Can you sing? 'Cos I can play guitar.
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Yes, I can sing and play guitar.
The step outside the restaurant in Camden Town is good for busking.. pays for my dinner at least.....
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:49:02 EDT (#)
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Can you sing? 'Cos I can play guitar.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:37:41 EDT (#)
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im leaving uber.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:35:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:21:37 EDT (#)
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You are really merlina arent you :(
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No. I don't even own a computer. I'm in a library. Its warm in here.... cold out there. Am dreading the winter.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:28:25 EDT (#)
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dont confuse me...its like teasing a dog.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:28:06 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, that is what I meant. Dur.
I am a shining example of all that was wrong with the English education system, circa 1990.
*slinks off to dye stupid blonde hair
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:24:10 EDT (#)
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ha ha
'wary' hon.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:22:07 EDT (#)
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What word am I thinking of? Oh, it is so gonna be one of those days again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:21:37 EDT (#)
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You are really merlina arent you :(
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:17:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:14:44 EDT (#)
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They say it is the sweet and quiet ones you should be most weary of:)
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weary? I make you tired?
:-P
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:14:44 EDT (#)
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They say it is the sweet and quiet ones you should be most weary of:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:05:35 EDT (#)
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Oaths aka rainmans oldest alter
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-05 06:57:21 EDT (#)
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Fucking brilliant, even though poems are gay.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-05 06:57:08 EDT (#)
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Homer: You know what?
Grampa: What?
Homer: We're both screw-ups.
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but just you