The TRUE Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters! (956 hits)
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Submitted by Fatterrific (View user info) at 2007-10-05 07:34:15 EDT
Is MEGATRON. Megatron is the baddest-ass fictional character ever. Why, you ask? Well, I'll tell you.
1) He's a fucking 50 foot tall, nearly indestructible evil robot who turns into a fucking LASER GUN. He turns into a laser gun, son! Try and beat that. You can't.
2) No matter how many times he gets his ass stomped, he remains completely and utterly convinced of his own innate superiority. Why? 'Cause he's better than you.
3) He commands an army composed entirely of other badass, evil giant robots who obey his every command, 'cause they know he'll straight fuck their shit up. Even Starscream's bitch ass won't fuck with megatron 1 on 1.
Clearly the only other possible choice is Cobra Commander, but fuck that fool, Megatron would step on his sissy ass.
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:28:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-12 07:04:12 EDT (#)
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3) He commands an army composed entirely of other badass, evil giant robots who obey his every command, 'cause they know he'll straight fuck their shit up. Even Starscream's bitch ass won't fuck with megatron 1 on 1.
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Only problem is that they are all idiots and mess up his grand schemes for energon cubes.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-12 04:23:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:07:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-05 16:35:18 BST (#)
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Jake alter, for sure.
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Ha!
http://www.ubersite.com/u/redskieslookfake/l/transformers me thinks.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-10 22:45:55 EDT (#)
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fuck off. I'm not reading a bunch of american faggot ass bullshit.
Rascist pig.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-07 15:56:39 EDT (#)
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daniel larusso
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-10-06 22:56:07 EDT (#)
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I always hated the fact that he turns into a gun. What the hell is that all about?? It's a useless form unless someone is there to shoot him at something.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-10-06 02:49:34 EDT (#)
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starscream was voiced by cobra commander
and he died like a bitch
Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2007-10-05 22:40:18 EDT (#)
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Yea Megatron is pretty kickass
Submitted by Apathecan (user info) at 2007-10-05 19:13:08 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised I haven't seen Chuck Norris on a Mack Daddy page yet.
But this one is the most mack so far.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-05 18:33:54 EDT (#)
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I don't even know who the fuck Jake is, let alone why you would assume I'm his alter. Now go suck on a colostomy bag, slore.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-05 15:50:19 EDT (#)
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YES.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-05 12:53:16 EDT (#)
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Silly fool. Jack Aubrey kicked Megatron's ass with a sinking rowboat and a crumpet, then blew the fucking hell out of the Barbie dreamhouse before sailing around the world nine times in a day and discovering Circuit City.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:54:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:35:18 EDT (#)
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Jake alter, for sure.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:09:03 EDT (#)
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Megatron takes it up his ghey oil inlet tube.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:09:01 EDT (#)
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He ain't no Bickerstaff, mang.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-05 07:37:28 EDT (#)
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Agreed.
Pat Lee is a fucking shitbag though.