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Category: Romance

Rating: 1.06 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty - (She likes a bit of filth) (View user info) at 2007-10-05 09:39:31 EDT


I want

I want you to take me to a secluded place, where the only sounds are our own. I want you to surround me with candles. I want to trace my wine-dipped finger across your lips and watch your tongue follow.

I want you to stand behind me, snake your arms around my waist, and lower your mouth to my neck, just beneath my ear. I want you to breathe in my scent and brush your lips against my quickening pulse.

I want your hands to cover mine and your head to lie back against your shoulder as a sigh escapes your lips. I want to witness the moment you surrender to the fact that you want "us" to happen every bit as much as I do.

I want to slowly turn you toward me and take your face in both your hands. I want to stare into your eyes as our lips meet for the first time. I want you to feel your low groan when your tongue emerges to dance with mine. I want you to feel it at your very core.

I want you to have no doubt about my feelings for you. I want the depth of your desire to sweep away any lingering reservations you may have. I want you to know that I have never felt anything this powerful, this overwhelming, or this amazing.

I want you to put your hands on my back, beneath my blouse, and feel my skin react to your touch. I want to feel you press your body more tightly into mine, making contact from shoulders to thighs. I want to see your head fall back, exposing your neck and chest to my eager mouth. I want to feel your hands grab my ass, pulling me even closer.

I want to catch my breath in anticipation as you remove my blouse. I want you to taste my skin as your hands move toward my breasts. I want you to thoroughly explore each nipple with your teeth and with your tongue as my hands insistently guide your head. I want your mouth to give me incomparable pleasure.

I want to hear the intensity of your arousal in the soft sounds escaping from your lips. I want to kneel before you, feeling the heat and throb of your sex against my face. I want to see your hands urgently tear at your clothing in order to give me full access.

I want you to run your fingers through my juices and bring them to your lips, tasting my salty sweetness. I want you to drink my anticipation.

I want to lie on my back, opening myself to you completely. I want you to slowly slide your cock into my pussy and feel my wetness as I lose all inhibition.

I want to feel your breathing quicken as I move my hips to match your rhythms. I want to feel my hands in your hair as we ride our storm.

I want you to know, without a doubt, that I am yours in thought ... that I am yours, in word and in deed ... that I am yours, whenever and wherever and however you want me.

I want to see you pass that point of no return, when the rest of the world becomes obscured by the star about to go nova within.

I want to hear you call my name in that last gasp before you fall over the edge into exquisite oblivion. (Say your name! It's on the tip of your tongue.)

I want to hear you say my name as you come inside me. (Say it now!)

And of course, I want to do it all again ... and again ... and again ..





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Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-23 13:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.blurty.com/talkpost.bml?journal=mistress_true&itemid=7553

nsfw

Nice going Chad Chamley.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-05 15:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, I want, I want.














Bob Dylan- I want you.

Great post!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so, uh... did you know theres a dude out there known as the techno viking?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fvLs5KXWYI

don't ask me how i found that

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-05 13:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, me too

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-05 13:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How does it feel to want?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-05 12:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cheap trick 5 below

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha...I'm all good until about the second again

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

terrible picture...the girl has her eyes open looking the other way and the guy looks awkward.
-----------------
She could be watching TV.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

terrible picture...the girl has her eyes open looking the other way and the guy looks awkward.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...YOU, to want ME"

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<false snide>WANT want WANT WANT want. Chicks are always wanting something. At least it ain't diamonds or cocaine or control of the Universe.</false snide>

Well done. I want the act to last longer than the read.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That wasn't a pun, that was a play on words.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

berty's brought his a game today.
--------
I'm merely inspired. Technoratty is clearly a girl who really thoroughly appreciates sucking cock.

This is an awesome thing.
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such a rarity in england so i'm told. i just meant your comments in general today. your tube comments are on par with greatness as well. except i want to stab you for the short person pun.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

1, 2, 3, 4
The Frogs on your radio tonight and forever
looked at my watch it was quarter to one
i cummed
looked at my watch and it was quarter to two
i said "what did you use for lubricant baby superglue?"
looked at my watch and it was quarter to three
i said "god damn it bitch i gotta take a pee"
looked at my watch and it was 6 to 4
25 or, Terry Kath: Chicago
looked at my watch and it was quarter to 5
i said "i don't know what you got down there bitch but i'm being eaten alive"
looked at my watch and it quarter to 6
she said "eww that smells like bratwurst" i said "well yours smells like tuna fish"
looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight
(7!) whoops
looked at my watch and it was 9 to 10
here i cum again
looked at my watch and it was 10 to 11
fully extended twelve
looked at my watch and it was 13 o'clock
me and god just watching Scotty's cock rock!
looked at my watch and it said 14
that's jailbait baby

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I smell the sweet odor of rape.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

berty's brought his a game today.
--------
I'm merely inspired. Technoratty is clearly a girl who really thoroughly appreciates sucking cock.

This is an awesome thing.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

berty's brought his a game today.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think it moved.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That picture is weird. The ladies hair is fine and there's no sweat on her brow, yet her shoulder is soaked.

I reckon the fella there just sneezed is all.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aww yeah
That`s right baby.
Girl, tonight we`re gonna make love. You know how I know, baby?
`Cause it`s Wednesday.
And Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
Tuesday night`s the night that we go and visit your mother,
but Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
`Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect.
There`s nothing good on TV.
Conditions are perfect.
You lean in close and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed I`ve got work in the morning."
I know what you`re trying to say baby. You`re trying to say, "Oh, yeah. It`s business time.
It`s business time."

It`s business.
It`s business time.
That`s what you`re trying to say you`re trying to say let`s get down to business it`s business time.
It`s business.
It`s business time.

Next thing you know we`re in the bathroom brushing our teeth.
That`s all part of it, that`s foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling. That`s not part of it but it`s still very important.
Then we`re in the bedroom. You`re wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work. And it`s never looked better on you.
Oh, team building exercise `99.
Oh, you don`t know what you`re doing to me.
I remove my jeans but trip over them `cause I still got my shoes on.
But I turn it into a sexy dance.
Next thing you know I`m down to just my socks and you know when I`m down to just my socks what time it is? It`s time for business. It`s business time.

It`s business.
It`s business time.
You know when I`m down to just my socks it`s time for business that`s why they call it business socks.
It`s business.
It`s business time.

Oh.
Ooh, makin` love.
Makin` love for two.
Makin` love for two...............minutes.
When it`s with me you only need two minutes, `cause I`m so intense.
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
You say something like, "Is that it?"
I know what you`re trying to say. You`re trying to say, "Aww yeah, that`s it."
Then you tell me you want some more. Well I`m not surprised. But I`m quite sleepy.

It`s business.
It`s business time.
Business hours are over. Right, right.
It`s business.
It`s business time.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God Orgasmo I LOVE that tune... got it in my head now.

oh memories.

---

I remember this being the only video I wasn't allowed to watch if my parents were around.
I guess at the time it was pushing the boundaries of what MTV was allowed to show.

This makes me feel old not because I recall seeing the video, but because it means I was alive when MTV was showing videos all day long.
=================

Heh. We didn't have cable at my house growing up, but my best friend did who lived in town, and he'd tape MTV videos for me. You think GM was bad...Prince's "Gett Off" video makes him look like Gene Kelly.

Once my mom caught me watching THAT at home, the tape wound up promptly in the garbage. :p

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LEAVE FROM SOFTBALL PRACTICE EVERY NIGHT
IT'S GETTING DARK, BUT THE "GOLDEN ARCHES" LIGHT UP THE WAY
I TURN THE CORNER AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHT
I COUNT MY MONEY AND THEN I REHEARSE WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY
"I'D LIKE AN ORDER OF FRIES, A QUARTER-POUNDER WITH CHEESE,
I LOVE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYES, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME PLEASE?"

I AM IN LOVE WITH A MCDONALDS GIRL
SHE HAS A SMILE OF INNOCENCE SO TENDER AND WARM
I AM IN LOVE WITH A MCDONALDS GIRL
SHE IS AN ANGEL IN A POLYESTER UNIFORM

SHE DOESN'T TRY TO IMPRESS ANYONE
SHE DOESN'T ACT ALL TOUGH LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS THAT I KNOW
SHE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A SIMPLETON
SHE'S NOT ASHAMED TO BE THE ONLY OTHER VIRGIN I KNOW
WHEN MY HAMBURGER'S COLD, I GET UP READY TO GO,
SHE'S ONLY FIFTEEN YEARS OLD, AND I'M IN LOVE WITH HER SOUL

(STEVE PAGE RAP SOLO)
SHE'S GOT A GOLD TOOTH, YOU KNOW SHE'S HARDCORE
SHE'LL SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME, THEN SHE'LL SHOW YOU THE DOOR...BOY!

I AM IN LOVE WITH A MCDONALDS GIRL
SHE HAS A SMILE OF INNOCENCE SO TENDER AND WARM
I AM IN LOVE WITH A MCDONALDS GIRL
SHE IS AN ANGEL IN A POLYESTER UNIFORM

THERE SHE STANDS BEHIND THE REGISTER
SHE'S TAKING ORDERS FROM THE SADDLE RIVER LITTLE LEAGUE
IF THEY KNEW HOW MUCH I WANTED HER
THEIR HOME-ROOM TEACHERS WOULD HAVE TO SEND THEM HOME FOR A WEEK
AS I HEAD THROUGH THE DOOR, THE MOVEMENT CATCHES HER EYE,
MY HEART BEGINS TO SOAR, SHE SMILES, SHE WAVES GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE
GOOD-BYE, GOOD BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM IN LOVE WITH A MCDONALDS GIRL
SHE HAS A SMILE OF INNOCENCE SO TENDER AND WARM
I AM IN LOVE WITH A MCDONALDS GIRL
SHE IS AN ANGEL IN A POLYESTER UNIFORM

UNO, DOS, TRES, QUATRO
BIG MAC, FILET O FISH, QUARTER POUNDER, FRENCH FRIES
ICEY COKE, THICK SHAKES, SUNDAES AND APPLE PIES
SING THAT SONG OF TASTE
YOU CAN ONLY FIND AT ONE PLACE: MCDONALDS

I AM IN LOVE WITH A MCDONALDS GIRL
SHE HAS A SMILE OF INNOCENCE SO TENDER AND WARM
I AM IN LOVE WITH A MCDONALDS GIRL
SHE IS AN ANGEL IN A POLYESTER UNIFORM

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God Orgasmo I LOVE that tune... got it in my head now.

oh memories.

---

I remember this being the only video I wasn't allowed to watch if my parents were around.
I guess at the time it was pushing the boundaries of what MTV was allowed to show.

This makes me feel old not because I recall seeing the video, but because it means I was alive when MTV was showing videos all day long.


The lyrics are simply ridiculous. Absolutely balls-out ridiculous. Have you heard I Want Your Sex Part III? Yes there's a part three. It's got trumpets and saxophones in it. No lie.

And people didn't know he was gay THEN?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

From beyond this bed of mine I see
Ceiling fans with you on top of me
And the window blinds are filled with rays of sun
And all you secret fantasies thy will be done done
And inside of your walls there will dwell a capricorn
That will feast your body all night
If we keep this up then a love child will be born
All because
Of the greatest

The greatest you
The greatest me
We have found the greatest chemistry
The greatest touch
The greatest kiss
What came to be is the greatest wish
The greatest show
The greatest song
The greatest words
The greatest all night long
Baby your love stays constantly on my mind
This is the best sex Ive ever had

I know twelve ways to make your love come down
And the secret places on you will be found
Like a voyage when the storm begins to roar
Theres no telling what this night could have in store in store
Cause inside of your walls there will dwell a capricorn
That will feast your body all night
And if we keep this up then a love child will be born
All because
Of the greatest

The greatest you
The greatest me
We have found the greatest chemistry
The greatest touch
The greatest kiss
What came to be is the greatest wish
The greatest show
The greatest song
The greatest words
The greatest all night long
Baby your love stays constantly on my mind
This is the best sex Ive ever had

Something that happened out the day for the sake of our love
Like a hand and glove we go together this love is forever oooh

This sex is so good Ive got to break it down


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

slut.

want a job?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm gonna make you sweat
The way a pig sweats on a hot day
'Cos I'm feeling real sexy baby
Real Sexy, oohh yeah!
That's right, I'm gonna put me a sexy video on
I'm gonna massage some oil into my body baby
'Cos I'm gonna get tight with you
Yeah.

I wanna take you to Mcdonalds with a candle
Girl, it's my love you can't handle
I see you walking on the way home from work
Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
I'm for real - it ain't no quirk
My love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush, or a car park in town
I bought you this necklace
It cost me 12 pounds
From Argos, Elizabeth Duke
Maybe you're the skywalker to my luke
The Darth to the Vader
Flip Over the Crossfader
I'll serenade you with a bag of Space Raiders
Or Walkers or Smiths or maybe even Quavers
'Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
With glowsticks and funny hats on
I loves you more than I loves my bong

(Fantasy!)

You and me baby
....baby

Oh you fucking knows I love you right
But the thing is it's like this
You see, I can feel it inside
I can't explain how it feels
My sexual love is for real
Girl you knows it's true, like Milli Vanilli
I'll buy you ten fags on a daytrip to Caerphilly
I'm after your heart, Oh don't you see
And your three kids doesn't bother me
You Know....

I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
Fuck I can't, 'cos in McDonalds it's a bolted seat
Don't matter 'cos I'm here with you
With a Medium Value Meal and a chocolate sundae too
Later on I'll come and help you sign on
I'll stare into your eyes, the housing benefits gone wrong
Don't worry baby it won't take too long
I'm just sitting, I'm just waiting, I'm just writing this song
You know that, time passes and I'm loving every second
Buying chips for you is as lovely as I reckoned
You're Victoria Spice, I'm David Beckham
If you were Del Boy, I'd be the streets of Peckham
Why don't you come to me, why can't you see
My love for you is like Matt Bolan to a tree

(Dance with me!)

You and me baby
....baby
tonight

I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far
You've been running through my mind like a shining star
We've got plenty of time to make sweet love
'cos tonight's the night we take off the glove
You know what I mean, you're taking the pill
Don't worry - I'll sort out the bill
Supported by the DHSS
With family allowance, We'll sort out the mess
What's it gonna take, to get your attention
A tracksuit and gold chain and semi-erection
Say no more, I can feel a tear
You can smokes my fags and drinks my beer

I'll never want another like I want you
To prove my love, I gotta tattoo - on my bollocks
I was gonna have your name
but I only got initials
'cos I couldn't stand the pain

(My physical love!)

You and me baby
....baby
tonight

(The emotional reality!)

You're the nicest looking woman outside of my sexmags
Especially with your makeup, when your wearing your gladrags
I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know
I wanna buy you trips down the Mecca Bingo
We'll sit together, get four in a row
And win a china dog and with it too a family show
This is romance, how it should be done
When it's you and me together, it can only spell fun
We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market
I'll piss on the car, you'll smile and park it
I've got to tell you about something I think
Without you and my chain I'm the weakest link
So get down baby and feel my love
I'll get you drunk in Weatherspoons, Into a bush I shove
I'll have a grope and get the last bus
A romantic date, just the two of us

Yeah, one time

You and me baby
....baby
tonight

(Electrical Love!)

You and me baby
....baby
tonight

I'm feeling kind of
Kind of sexy baby
What say you put on that exercise video
And I'll watch you sweat
Oh yeah!
That damn video with Felicity Kendal
Damn you can....
And your making me feel kinda
Itchy!
I'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on
Oh yeah
Take em off baby
Just take them
Fuck the music baby
Take them Off
Just, take them off
Just, oh freak this shit man
Turn the fucking tape off man.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
would you like some making fuck, Berserker

Other song :
It's a meaningless end to the story
got no time for my forgotten glory
and now just when i know what i'm after
it just brings me to laughter

just save up all your nickels and dimes
let's see what you'll find
and you know

i guess i'm living day-to-day
Just hope that you get led astray
hell yeah
i guess i'm living day to day
hear what i say

just save up all your nickels and dimes
let's see what you'll find
and you know

i just died for a peice of the pie but
i'd be glad to just feast on the pie crust
and now just when i know what i'm after
it just brings me to laughter

just save up all your nickels and dimes
let's see what you'll find
and you know

i guess i'm living day-to-day
Just hope that you get led astray
hell yeah
i guess i'm living day to day
hear what i say

It's a meaningless end to the story
got no time for my forgotten glory
and now just when i know what i'm after
it just brings me to laughter

just save up all your nickels and dimes
let's see what you'll find
and you know

i guess i'm living day-to-day
Just hope that you get led astray
hell yeah
i guess i'm living day to day
hear what i say
oh yeah, ooooo.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOW CAN I PUT THIS IN A WAY SO AS NOT TO OFFEND OR UNNERVE
THERES A RUMOR GOIN ALL ROUND THAT U AINT BEEN GETTIN SERVED
THEY SAY THAT U AINT U KNOW WHAT
IN BABY WHO KNOWS HOW LONG
ITS HARD 4 ME 2 SAY WHATS RIGHT
WHEN ALL I WANNA DO IS WRONG

GETT OFF - 23 POSITIONS IN A 1 NIGHT STAND
GETT OFF - ILL ONLY CALL U AFTER IF U SAY I CAN
GETT OFF - LET A WOMAN BE A WOMAN AND A MAN BE A MAN
GETT OFF - I U WANT 2 BABY HERE I AM (HERE I AM)

I CLOCKED THE JIZZ FROM A FRIEND
OF YOURS NAMED VANESSA BET (BET)
SHE SAID U TOLD HER A FANTASY
THAT GOT HER ALL WET (WET)
SOMETHING ABOUT A LITTLE BOX WITH A
MIRROR AND A TONGUE INSIDE
WHAT SHE TOLD ME THEN GOT ME SO HOT
I KNEW THAT WE COULD SLIDE

GETT OFF - 23 POSITIONS IN A 1 NIGHT STAND
GETT OFF - ILL ONLY CALL U AFTER IF U SAY I CAN
GETT OFF - LET A WOMAN BE A WOMAN AND A MAN BE A MAN
GETT OFF - I U WANT 2 BABY HERE I AM (HERE I AM)

GETT OFF (GETT OFF)

1 2 3 - NAH, LITTLE CUTIE, I AINT DRINKIN (GETT OFF)
SCOPE THIS, I WAS JUST THINKIN
U + ME, WHAT A RIDE
IF U WAS THINKIN THE SAME
WE COULD CONTINUE OUTSIDE (GETT OFF)
LAY YOUR PRETTY BODY AGAINST A PARKIN METER
STRIP YOUR DRESS DOWN
LIKE I WAS STRIPPIN A PETER PAULS ALMOND JOY
LEMME SHOW U BABY IM A TALENTED BOY

EVERYBODY GRAB A BODY
PUMP IT LIKE U WANT SOMEBODY

GETT OFF (GETT OFF)

SO HERE WE-SO HERE WE-SO HERE WE ARE, HERE WE ARE (G-G-GETT OFF)
IN MY PAISLEY CRIB
WHATCHA WANT 2 EAT? RIBS
HA, TOY, I DONT SERVE RIBS...
U BETTER BE HAPPY THAT DRESS IS STILL ON
I HEARD THE RIP WHEN U SAT DOWN

HONEY THEM HIPS IS GONE
THATS ALRIGHT, I CLOCK EM THAT WAY
REMIND ME OF SOMETHING JAMES USED TO SAY...

I LIKE EM FAT
I LIKE EM PROUD
YA GOTTA HAVE A MOTHER FOR ME

NOW MOVE YOUR BIG ASS ROUND THIS WAY
SO I CAN WORK ON THAT ZIPPER, BABY
TONIGHT YOUR A STAR
AND IM THE BIG DIPPER

(KICK IT)

(GETT OFF)

(GETT OFF)

HOW CAN I PUT THIS IN A WAY SO AS NOT TO OFFEND OR UNNERVE (GETT OFF)
THERES A RUMOR GOIN ALL ROUND THAT U AINT BEEN GETTIN SERVED (GETT OFF)
THEY SAY THAT U AINT U KNOW WHAT
IN BABY WHO KNOWS HOW LONG (GETT OFF)
ITS HARD 4 ME 2 SAY WHATS RIGHT
WHEN ALL I WANNA DO IS WRONG

GETT OFF - 23 POSITIONS IN A 1 NIGHT STAND
GETT OFF - ILL ONLY CALL U AFTER IF U SAY I CAN
GETT OFF - LET A WOMAN BE A WOMAN AND A MAN BE A MAN
GETT OFF - I U WANT 2 BABY HERE I AM

COME ON

GETT OFF
GETT OFF
GETT OFF
GETT OFF
GETT OFF
GETT OFF
GETT OFF
GETT OFF

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God Orgasmo I LOVE that tune... got it in my head now.

oh memories.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IT'S PLAYING ON MY MIND
IT'S DANCING ON MY SOUL
IT'S TAKEN SO MUCH TIME
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME GO
I'D REALLY LIKE TO TRY
OH I'D REALLY LOVE TO KNOW
WHEN YOU TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT
THEN I TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU BUT YOU STILL SAY NO!

I SWEAR I WON'T TEASE YOU
WON'T TELL YOU NO LIES
I DON'T NEED NO BIBTE
JUST LOOK IN MY EYES
I'VE WAITED SO LONG BABY
OUT IN THE COLD

I WANT YOUR SEX
I WANT YOUR LOVE
I WANT YOUR...SEX!

IT'S NATURAL
IT'S CHEMICAL (LET'S DO IT)
IT'S LOGICAL
HABITUAL (CAN WE DO IT?)
IT'S SENSUAL
BUT MOST OF ALL...
SEX IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD DO
SEX IS SOMETHING FOR ME AND YOU

SEX IS NATURAL - SEX IS GOOD
NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT
BUT EVERYBODY SHOULD
SEX IS NATURAL - SEX IS FUN
SEX IS BEST WHEN IT'S... ONE ON ONE
ONE ON ONE

I'M NOT YOUR FATHER
I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER
TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I AM A LOVER

C-C-C-C-COME ON

WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF DIRTY BABY
WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER PORNOGRAPHY
DON'T YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU TILL IT HURTS ME BABY
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME YOU HAD SEX WITH ME

WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF DIRTY BABY
WHAT DO YOU CALL PORNOGRAPHY
DON'T YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU TILL IT HURTS ME BABY
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME YOU HAD SEX WITH ME

SEX
WITH
ME

SEX
WITH
ME

HAVE
SEX
WITH
ME

C-C-C-C-COME ON!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Blimey. All I want is for you to rub my crotch when I'm driving.
--
hahahahha

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Blimey. All I want is for you to rub my crotch when I'm driving.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to kneel before you, feeling the heat and throb of your sex against my face. I want to see your hands urgently tear at your clothing in order to give me full access.

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And every guy here wants to help you make this a reality.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If it's only 70 degrees in here then someone please explain to me why the fuck I'm fanning myself right now.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-05 09:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more rape.


Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you
do unto me...?"

Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take
moochers into thy hut?"

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