Uhm, the most mack daddy fictional character of them all, period. (994 hits)
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Submitted by Kaelic <dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net> (View user info) at 2007-10-05 13:58:28 EDT
1. He was a fictional character even in the fiction he was a part of. So he's double the character of any other entries.
2. The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
3. The second rule of fight club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
User Reviews
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Palahniuk is a god.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-12 04:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-08 06:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Liking Tyler is how normally hetero men get to express their gay infatuation with Pitt without sounding like faggots.
Mickey = more of a badass that Tyler.
Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2007-10-08 01:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
Though, I prefer the original line, "I want to have your abortion."
Isn't that kind of the motto round here?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-08 01:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-06 05:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-05 15:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's such an iconoclast.
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in what way?
in fact, that movie is trying to be just that, but ironically, the main character is played by a pretty plastic boy shooted with botox in a swell blockbuster movie that almost looks like a videoclip.
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Well, he WAS supposed to be the incarnation of everything the other dude wanted to be.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-07 16:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wank below
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-07 11:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That movie is HORRIBLY overrated
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-10-06 08:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Your too old fat man...and your tits are too big."
I'd do tyler in the botox.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-06 04:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is a question of etiquette as I pass,
Do I give you the crotch or give you the ass?
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-10-06 01:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-06 00:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-05 15:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-05 15:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's such an iconoclast.
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in what way?
in fact, that movie is trying to be just that, but ironically, the main character is played by a pretty plastic boy shooted with botox in a swell blockbuster movie that almost looks like a videoclip.
i'm having a hard time translating my thoughts. be indulgent.
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You're coming in loud and clear, actually. I like Palahniuk. He's not my end-all, but I like him enough that I was cheesed royally when they made the movie. The "twist" and all the quotable lines (most of which have already been posted here) are what undoubtedly sold it to Hollywood execs.
I NEVER saw "Jack" as a prettyboy. Kinda defeats the purpose, no?
Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2007-10-05 22:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You punched me in the Ear !!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-05 22:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gotta give it you, here.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-05 21:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never saw it.
Submitted by nyxmar (user info) at 2007-10-05 19:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"With a gun barrel between your teeth you speak in only vowels."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-05 18:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nah, not really.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-05 17:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And don't forget that Tyler Durden fucked Method's Mom.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-10-05 16:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"You're not your fucking khakis."
"You are not special. You are not a unique and beautiful snowflake. You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-05 15:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-05 15:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's such an iconoclast.
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in what way?
in fact, that movie is trying to be just that, but ironically, the main character is played by a pretty plastic boy shooted with botox in a swell blockbuster movie that almost looks like a videoclip.
i'm having a hard time translating my thoughts. be indulgent.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-05 15:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul is my favourite fictional character. He's such an iconoclast.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that movie is so léché, it goes in direct contradiction with the script.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a powerful man (entity? personality?) that can make another man beat the ever-loving shit out of himself.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh I get it, its very clever"
"Thanks"
"how's that working out for ya?"
"what.."
"being clever"
"..it's great"
"Keep it up then"
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meatloaf has bitch tits...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-05 14:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't argue with this.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-10-05 13:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am Jack's aching apathy.