Macked Out (739 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Poots (View user info) at 2007-10-06 09:12:43 EDT
Brock Samson
1. He leaves his foes testicleless.
2. He humps/hangs out with/gets poisoned by girls with names like Molotov Cocktease.
3. He's got a tough exterior but cares deeply for two boys, Hank and Dean Venture, even though they can be reborn through Doctor Ventures cloning machine.
4. cool quotes I got from imdb:
Brock Samson: Now, Hank, touch your throat. That tube you feel is your trachea. Think of it as your handle. That thing your thumb is on is your carotid artery. Think of it as your button. I want you to grab the handle, push the button. Can you repeat that, Hank?
Hank Venture: [gasping] Grab the handle, push the button.
Brock Samson: Let go of your own throat, Hank.
Brock Samson: Something big is going down, this place is crawling with Strangers.
Hank Venture: Well, you can't expect to know everybody!
Brock Samson: No, Hank... Strangers are undercover Guild operatives.
Dean Venture: We gotta warn Pop!
Brock Samson: No, Dean. This is guild business, your father isn't in any harm. Guild works clean, professional, and surgical. In a way, they're the only organization I still respect.
Hank Venture: [dramatically] And they kill clean! Don't let dames get in the way!
Brock Samson: [turning to Hank] Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read!
Dean Venture: It's weird, right?
Brock Samson: It's like he channels dead crazy people!
Hank Venture: [worried] Do you think it's a cry for help?
Molotov Cocktease: Brock Samson, you dog.
Brock Samson: Molotov, you bitch.
Brock Samson: After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.
Hank Venture: And that will knock him out... even more?
Brock Samson: That will kill him.
Hank Venture: Do I have to?
Brock Samson: Alright, fine crybaby. Tie him up and, I guess, gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.
3. He makes me want to be a better person.
User Reviews
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-07 17:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-07 16:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you would've have done better going with Frank Dux from Bloodsport.
"What kind of a deal?"
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-10-07 03:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Patrick Warburton
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-06 20:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mack Crap. . . . . . . .
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2007-10-06 13:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't contributed on this site in over two years but when i saw Brock Samson i had to +2 this.
Brock Samson (freacked out)- you could of told me he was a dude.
million dollar man- what? sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.
Brack Samson- Sasguatch is something I haven't seen before.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-06 12:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Because I agree with this.
Brock Samson aka Swedish Murder Machine...gets homicidal in almost every episode.
(I own bith seasons on DVD funneh funneh stuff)
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-10-06 10:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-06 09:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-06 08:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No fucking clue what you have posted here.
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It's doo doo baby!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-06 09:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-06 08:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No fucking clue what you have posted here.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-06 09:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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