Skanky Senga (657 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.72 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TechnoRatty (View user info) at 2007-10-06 13:57:30 EDT
Skanky Senga had a very bad toothache. It had been coming on for a few days and she had hoped the pain would go away but it didn't. It just got worse and worse. It gradually dawned on her that she would have to go to see a dentist.
Now, visiting a dentist is quite easy in many countries. But not in Scotland. Oh no. In Scotland you have to live in the right area before you can hope to find a dentist who will treat you on the National Health Service scheme; there are many towns where no dentists will treat you on the NHS. Or you might have to wait a month for an appointment.
Skanky Senga phoned up every single dentist in her area, and they all told her "private patients only". Skanky Senga looked in her bank account to see if she could afford a visit to the dentist. She couldn't. But the pain got worse and worse and worse and she could hardly sleep, even stuffed to the eyeballs with aspirins. So, figuratively speaking, she knew she would have to bite the bullet. It was credit card time! And so she made an appointment for the next day.
Off she went to the dentist, a Mr Ivan Jagginoff, a newly arrived Bulgarian gentleman who spoke very little English. He asked her to sit in his chair in his nice new surgery and "Whoooooooooooooooooosh! - the chair reclined and Skanky Senga lay there at Mr Jagginoff's tender mercy.
Mr Jagginoff examined her mouth carefully and told her the damage. She needed three fillings and the painful tooth itself was so rotten, it had to come out. And she needed a good gum clean-up too. "Mine Bog Almighty, but you heff so many bad tooths and gums in zere, vy for you not go to see dentist regular for goddam checkups?" demanded Mr J. He sniffed a lot, did some calculations and gave her an estimate of £650 for the whole course of treatment. Skanky Senga screamed mentally at the cost but what choice did she have?
"OK, giff your kredit kartzski to ze receptionist and let's get to verk on your choppers gut und kvikski" barked the caring Bulgarian. "First of all I shall have to remove ze rotten tooth as ze smell is so bad it makes me vont to puke my head off. For zis I need to giff you ze injection and I shall zerfore get out my needle to give you ze big prick in your mouth."
Skanky Senga could not believe her ears. Here she was with a dreadful toothache and this guy was going to charge her hundreds of pounds to treat her and on top of everything else he wanted a blow job before he would get going!
She leapt out of the chair, picked up a convenient scalpel and shoved it into Mr Jagginoff's left buttock and stormed out of the surgery, pausing only to collect her credit card on the way. A girl has to retain a certain dignity she felt, as she yelled "You filthy Bulgar," through the window. She would go in search of a lady dentist; after all the worst that could happen there would be a bit of muff-diving.
THE END
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-08 12:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
aw hell that pic almost made me vomit.
I have a "consultation" with an oral surgeon on the 16th of Oct. For to have wisdom teeth removed.
The only cavities I ever had were on the four wisdom border-teeth, as the wisdoms plowed their way through and actually BORED HOLES into their neighbor teeth.
Bastards.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 b/c, like an idiot, I scrolled down and peeked at the picture first. I really shouldn't have done that. Now I'm sad and need a hug.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-08 06:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-06 20:18:17 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey did you ask HurtByTheSuns dentist for those photos?
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Ho. Ho. Ho.
I have incredible teeth, thanks.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 04:39:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 04:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're
bourbon
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 04:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was thinking about reading it, but I saw that nasty image first.
+2 your Scottish and female.
and I've had some bourbon
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-06 23:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-06 23:17:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-06 14:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know how I feel about this.
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I had written out "Especially now that I know you have a vagina", but somehow that seems inappropriate.
I'm not exactly certain I know what I was rating, but whatever. have a +2.
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I, uh, spent about ten minutes trying to figure out what this meant and what my reply to it would be, but I got nothing. Blame the gash
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-06 23:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-06 14:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know how I feel about this.
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I had written out "Especially now that I know you have a vagina", but somehow that seems inappropriate.
I'm not exactly certain I know what I was rating, but whatever. have a +2.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-06 15:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey did you ask HurtByTheSuns dentist for those photos?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-06 15:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Smoking dat crack or meth... or like uhm...
uhm
ya know... dem teefs are groth
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-06 14:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deez ur funnah
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-06 14:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Before seeing that pic, i was hungry.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-06 14:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know how I feel about this.