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Who is the most popular person in the world? (1846 hits)

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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-10-07 05:08:27 EDT




For whatever reason that there question popped into my head. So I thought I'd google the mother fucker.


Number one returned result: Paris Hilton or George Bush.


http://www.google.ca/search?q=who+is+the+most+popular+person+in+the+world&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

(I SO hope that side scrolls.)



ANYway... surely we can do better than that.

Bill Gates?

Richest man - for sure. Nerd extraordinaire. - BUT - Should he be the most popular person in the world?

He does do a lot of good. The whole philanthropist thing has to do a lot for his soul... that foundation of his does give away a tonne of cash per fiscal year - should that make him the most popular?

Maybe.


The pope?

He's creepy. No way that fella should be the the most popular.


Gandhi? Dead.

Jesus, perhaps - but lets face it, Christians are easily distracted. Besides - GOD would be the most popular "man" figure anyways... but I think we should narrow it down to what we embrace in our global popular culture.

Brad Pitt is WAY hot. So is anyone with the last name 'wang'.

Boris Yeltsin? Retired.

Bill Clinton? Meh.

Genghis Khan? Also dead.

Albert Einstein? See above.

Mickey Mouse? Sad. Just... fuck off.




When you stop and think about it... who IS the most popular person in the world?




Of course the answer is subjective. To me: the most popular person in >my< world is my Dad. He is an incredible fellow. Love him. Standing ovation at a wedding? Who gets that?

On a massive scale I would have to go with: Superman.




You?





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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:44:05 EDT (#)
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Dikembe Mutombo

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:25:43 EDT (#)
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buncha morons...

it's Cassius Clay

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:51:40 EDT (#)
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Bill Gates made fantastic contributions to humanity long before he wasted a load of his money.

If we're talking "popular" as in "known," the answer is certainly Santa Claus, with Bush in a lose second.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:33:05 EDT (#)
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001

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-08 14:09:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:04:27 EDT (#)
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What a stupid material query! Who cares who is? Oh, yeah, it's you.

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me?

Not yet.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-08 14:06:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-08 12:28:47 EDT (#)
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Then by that right, doesn't that make The Beatles the most popular people ever?

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Could be.

Bono could be close as well...


Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-08 12:28:47 EDT (#)
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Then by that right, doesn't that make The Beatles the most popular people ever?

Submitted by dronebee (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:48:59 EDT (#)
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Bono.

Or maybe this guy:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=139909326

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:56:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-07 11:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

so, enjoy this plus 1. i see youve embraced the number (rightly) after o-tron smoked you with what may have been one of the greatest replies in uber history.

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Hmm?

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:31:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-08 04:01:29 EDT (#)
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Isn't there a fairly large difference between 'popular' and 'well known'?

I have noticed from travelling around third world countries, like Mozambique, that when the locals in some backwater African hole like Inhambane think you're from somewhere like SA, America or wherever, they generally mention Michael Jackson for some reason, for his music, not his paedophilia.

And Coca Cola is everywhere...
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Every time Phuzzy says something like this, I picture him running around with a spear, a leaf diaper, and a plate in his lip.

I mean, who else on Uber speaks Zulu for Christ's sake?!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:30:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 19:14:01 CDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-07 18:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shut your stupid fucking face you pathetic liar.

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I am a fair number of things - a liar is not one of them. Sorry. We do have some lovely parting gifts though.



ahahaha, I replied to the wrong post!

soz rob!



Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:04:27 EDT (#)
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What a stupid material query! Who cares who is? Oh, yeah, it's you.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-08 04:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Seems to me that in order to be the 'most popular' you would have to be rather well known.

Despite his child-touching monkey-owning greasy-haired hand-crafted creepyness... that dude could sing. You gotta give him credit.

Elvis is a strong contender as well.

I just find the whole question quite fascinating. Especially considering we are talking the whole world, war torn, starving, ravaged, backwards, violent, communist, socialist, oppressed masses who make it a point not to really give much of a fuck about anything that doesn't put food on the table or keep them warm at night.

And them Germans love David Hasslehoff. Stalone is huge in Japan.


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-08 04:16:01 EDT (#)
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george gregan was born in zambia you twat, to Australian rugby scouts. And if Hendrick Verwoerd had stayed in Holland your lot might've been more sympathetic to the plight of your tricky monkeys.

racialist.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-08 04:08:51 EDT (#)
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And if George Gregan was SOuth African he'd still be playing in the World Cup.

Life's funny like that.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-08 04:04:15 EDT (#)
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if coca cola was a south african he'd be living in a shanty town and being shot with a water cannon

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-10-08 04:01:29 EDT (#)
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Isn't there a fairly large difference between 'popular' and 'well known'?

I have noticed from travelling around third world countries, like Mozambique, that when the locals in some backwater African hole like Inhambane think you're from somewhere like SA, America or wherever, they generally mention Michael Jackson for some reason, for his music, not his paedophilia.

And Coca Cola is everywhere...

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-08 03:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Steaky - It's a wide open question.

I don't know that Hitler could be considered all that popular in comparison to say, Madonna.

Mother Theresa came to mind as well - but I just don't think she was all that well known.



The more I think about it - it could very well be Michael Jackson - child touchin' weido that he is.



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-08 03:31:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-08 01:25:47 EDT (#)
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Your mom.

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My mom is pretty fantastic... but hardly 'most popular person in the world' material.



Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-08 01:25:47 EDT (#)
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Your mom.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-08 01:08:55 EDT (#)
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Question: How are you defining popular?

Is it a level of recognition from a mass audience, regardless of people liking them or not?

Hitler therefore being more popular than Meg White.

Is it the number of people who like the person in relation to the number of people who don't like the person, being mostly indifferent to the full population size?

This would make Sexual Harassment Panda more popular than Hitler, despite Hitler's worldwide name recognition.

Are you biasing the level of popularity against media coverage? If one person gets little media coverage, but it well liked by the few who know them, are they considered more popular than someone who is given great media coverage, but hated by most of the people who watch?

Is ghola more popular than Hitler?



What have we learned from my question?

1. Hitler can be connected to anything, and is the center of the world.

2. gholatime

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-10-07 20:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jack fucking Aubrey.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 20:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Some sweet-ass answers so far... Michael Jackson! Of course.

Satan could very well be up there too. Maybe Buddha?



Happy Thanksgiving for all the Canadians in the room.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 20:23:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-07 12:44:57 EDT (#)
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Yo Robbie,

How you been? I don't get out much anymore. . .

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BUBBA!

Great to see you around fella.

Me? Well - I just got married last week AND tonight I gets me a thanksgiving dinner.

Life, in my corner of the world, is pretty darn good.


Yourself?


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 20:14:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-07 18:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shut your stupid fucking face you pathetic liar.

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I am a fair number of things - a liar is not one of them. Sorry. We do have some lovely parting gifts though.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 20:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


This post is teeming with awesome.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-07 18:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shut your stupid fucking face you pathetic liar.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-07 18:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think I remember reading somewhere that Ronaldinho may be the most popular person, globally speaking. However, I think since moving to LA, David Beckham may have surpassed him.

And, as disturbing as this may be, Michael Jackson is probably pretty high on that list as well.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-07 17:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what a piece of shit post.

obligatory +2. because a man should keep his word.




now go give me +2s on my last work of genius.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-07 16:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Jenna Jameson.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-07 15:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-07 15:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not popular in any world.

I usually end up being "that guy"

:\

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-10-07 13:55:55 EDT (#)
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probably Jeebus.

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-10-07 13:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss you Rob *kisses*

(Clearly, I have out gayed myself here.)

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-07 13:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

probably Satan

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-07 12:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2




Yo Robbie,

How you been? I don't get out much anymore. . .



















Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-07 12:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

since your world is ubersite, i would say...me! closely followed by Method and Kaelic and the rest of the cool handsome normal people.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-07 11:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

for the love of god.

you dont get to give me shit for posting utter waste of time posts any more. this is easily as bad as any of my tripe.

however, at least its not one of the new bandwagon posts, which, being one of your posts surprises me utterly.

so, enjoy this plus 1. i see youve embraced the number (rightly) after o-tron smoked you with what may have been one of the greatest replies in uber history.

Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-07 11:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's Bart. Wait... I have some shit on my nose. ^_^

Just kidding.

In seriousness, Paris Hilton probably isn't a bad guess. Ronald McDonald is too because there is a fucking McDonald's in every inch of the globe. And in each and every one, there's a kid who never understands you the first time you order. And then there's always that black guy who looks at you, scratches his crotch, and then adds salt to your fries. >.< Don't ask. I had nightmares about that trip to McDonald's.

Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-10-07 11:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Angelina bin Laden

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-10-07 11:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Borat. Easily.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-07 10:42:26 EDT (#)
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Britney before she went mental.

Ali G before he got mean.

Homer Simpson?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 09:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I got it.
Ronald fuckin MacDonald.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-07 09:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who really gives a green fuck?

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-10-07 09:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bill Gates..

Richest man - for sure. Nerd extraordinaire. - BUT - Should he be the most popular person in the world?

He does do a lot of good. The whole philanthropist thing has to do a lot for his soul... that foundation of his does give away a tonne of cash per fiscal year - should that make him the most popular?
-=--==--==-=---==-=--==-=--=-=-=-=

Bill Gates' charity is a privately owned charity. He does it to avoid taxes. His charity has so far bought several newspapers, and a lot of what he has gotten into involves vaccinations to sterilise poor countries and depopulate them.

If any of us set up charities to evade taxes however, we'd be thrown into jail.... Must be nice to be above the law...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-07 09:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOOD SAVE, boys. I was about to cry emo tears over here..I mean we CAN read this, you know? ;)

Popularity can be pretty transient. And does being the most recognizable qualify if you're not well-liked? Popular implies likability, right? And who really LIKES Paris Hilton, you know?

John Lennon
Oprah Winfrey
OJ Simpson

..See what I mean?

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 08:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OOOPS! Forgot about rob's rating...


Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 08:33:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 08:27:15 EDT (#)
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Hey rorrim, you said I might be a man originally!!!!!

*Absent mindedly scratches balls

Did i? <check>

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Blonde +1
Female (or she-male) +1


Sufficient.Stop talking and call me.


Indeed, i did. So why didn't you call me yet ?
</check>


lol. And thx for the last review...The ego is expanding, hahahah!


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 08:27:15 EDT (#)
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Hey rorrim, you said I might be a man originally!!!!!

*Absent mindedly scratches balls

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 08:20:21 EDT (#)
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rorrim - Smoked glass IS retro. Thats a pretty view from your window by the way. Retro tower blocks. And I could have picked who you look like from a few musicians, you have that 'look' about you.


Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 08:01:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 07:55:47 EDT (#)
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Sorry, rorrim, do you get that alot?
I could have commented on the lightshade in the bedroom. Retro chic?


I've heard it sometimes before, but never really believed it.
There is some resemblance, but not much, imho.
And retro chic? No, more low-budget furnishing. Altough i do like retro stuff.

Greetings, and you have a nice camwhore, pyt!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 07:55:47 EDT (#)
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Sorry, rorrim, do you get that alot?
I could have commented on the lightshade in the bedroom. Retro chic?

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 07:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 07:35:14 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and rorrim = Lou Reed.


I would never expected that.Thx!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 07:35:14 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and rorrim = Lou Reed.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-07 07:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eric D. Rice of West Virginia


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-07 07:29:27 EDT (#)
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I would have thought maybe Marilyn Monroe?
I think Victoria and David Beckham would like to think they were...
Osma? Saddam? Michael Jackson?

As a collective, certainly Manchester United (4-0 yeah!)

As for Uber, Shlongy and Bart the most popular for guys. (Though ETS and Drogo are the hottest)
Merlina is THE Uber female. Everyone loves a bit of Merlina:)



Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:25:36 EDT (#)
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I feel like some whoring ;

The weather : http://www.etisrebu.com/images/Roomwithaview.jpg

Camwhore : http://www.etisrebu.com/images/whore.jpg

Congratulations : http://www.etisrebu.com/images/DSCF0019s.jpg
(can't give 'm in person...)

I'm going to regret this.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Hilarity is good times.

So is that one _i_got_a_whole_lotta_underscores chick.

AND

My homegirl: fey.


But most popular?


Notsomuch.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She got what knowed?

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:06:24 EDT (#)
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I think i would like to visit Fey, and perform internal and external investigATIONS.

But i'll settle for gnarls, if neccessary...

'night, lungfish.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:05:59 EDT (#)
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Its funny, none of us would get mentioned in the hottest guys on Uber. No offence.

Well maybe you lungy, just maybe.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


MAYBE Crystle - what with all the list making n' all.

Loj-lipple... or what ever that one girl who got you-knowed. She could very well be the most popular girl in uberlore.

Hannah?




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck, bone, same thing.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:02:50 EDT (#)
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fuck gnarls


Sacrilicious.


...and I'm out

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:01:56 EDT (#)
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Oh Hilarity too.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:01:29 EDT (#)
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Oh and everyone wants to bone Gnarls.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:01:10 EDT (#)
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Coley, Merlina?


Coley has super boobs.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 06:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


LISHY?


<3



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:59:55 EDT (#)
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Most popular 'girl' on Uber?


um... Lisa?

Loki?

Expirima?

EmoJean?




LittleMonsters boobs?




Forensic girls 1 2 AND 3?


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:55:58 EDT (#)
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It's almost three here. The only thing I have to do tomorrow it teach my little girl how to ride a bike. No big deal.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:52:03 EDT (#)
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I sleep during American League play off games.

I thought so. If i calculate your local time, it's the middle of the night.
Around here, it's noon, and i'm trying to make my head stop spinning...
great weather,btw, for october.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:52:40 EDT (#)
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So the two most popular people on Uber are guys? yeah right. no hawtness?? pah.




Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:52:03 EDT (#)
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I sleep during American League play off games.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:50:49 EDT (#)
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Although: most popular on UBER?

I'd say Shlongy wins that special Olympics race.



Silver: Bart



Bronze: A whole fuckload of nerds.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:48:29 EDT (#)
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I did. Gross.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:48:08 EDT (#)
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And NO.

It's not Shlongy.





He's a very small, pointy nosed bitch.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:47:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111889, :( imagine that face with a big old cold sore on :(

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:43:58 EDT (#)
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It should be about cold sore remedies, my film star looks are under threat.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:43:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:42:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:38:58 EDT (#)
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What is this post about?

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purple dragons and lollipops.

Just wait 'till i get my leather pink suit on...
Thanx lungfish, do you guys ever sleep?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:43:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:34:30 EDT (#)
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for some weird reason my name is not on the list...

Mayor bummer. Guess my ego is not sufficient yet.

greetz and good times, rob.

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messmind




Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:42:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:38:58 EDT (#)
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What is this post about?

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purple dragons and lollipops.



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:40:58 EDT (#)
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I was living in London a few years ago and I found it quite amusing to put on the most obnoxious American accent and BRUTALIZE the pronunciations of Leicester and Gloucester... "Excuuse me. Do yoo knows where I kin' find LIE KESTER-SQ-WAY-YARE?

I was the recipient of many a dirty looks from some very disgruntled proper English folk.




hmmm... I doubt that story translates near as well in type. I rather enjoyed it.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:38:58 EDT (#)
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What is this post about?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:37:07 EDT (#)
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Put rorrim on the list.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:35:41 EDT (#)
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Well I live about 15 minutes from Gloucestershire. Its quite a beautiful place in general.

We have counties over here tralallala

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:34:30 EDT (#)
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for some weird reason my name is not on the list...

Mayor bummer. Guess my ego is not sufficient yet.

greetz and good times, rob.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:34:14 EDT (#)
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It's LESTER.

You British folk and yer fancy spellin's.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:33:55 EDT (#)
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I picked Leicester randomly. I like the way the the spelling has very little to do with how it's pronounced. I should have picked Gloucester. Or Glousestershire. That's awesome.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:28:47 EDT (#)
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Did you just pick leicester randomly? if so , weird , Leicester? Whata funny choice. No I live in Bristol....South West :) But umm not drinking im looking after my parents place and the house needs 24hr supervision. I have a torch and everything. but two cats instead of a watch dog.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:26:38 EDT (#)
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Wine was the poison this evening.

God bless the vino.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:25:44 EDT (#)
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Elvis rules.

Just a bunch of drunks here tonight, and I'm going to bed soon.

Yes, I know it's Sunday morning in Leicester or wherever you live EI. Best stop drinking before...oh fuck...I don't know...keep on drinking I guess.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:24:40 EDT (#)
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Bill Jello Puddin' pops Cosby?


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:24:40 EDT (#)
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Barry Manilow?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:24:03 EDT (#)
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The Queen?


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:23:39 EDT (#)
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Oh I'm popular.

My mom totally says so. Mick Jagger has to be up there.

Princess Dianna?


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:22:01 EDT (#)
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I think the answer to the question

is


ROB BERG.























nottttttttttttttt hehe

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:20:16 EDT (#)
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... 'scuse me.





Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:19:59 EDT (#)
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>poooot<







Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:19:46 EDT (#)
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Wise... MAN... say...


ONLY fools rush in...


Buut I, can't... help...




Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:12:25 EDT (#)
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Elvis.

duh

How was the sex...shit...I mean...honeymoon?

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Dude.

Elvis.



I could see that.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:13:59 EDT (#)
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Super Hott.

Yup.

two ts.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:12:25 EDT (#)
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Elvis.

duh

How was the sex...shit...I mean...honeymoon?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-07 05:11:58 EDT (#)
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Shania Twain


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass