Real Terror (736 hits)
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Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2007-10-08 09:40:11 EDT
What scares you?
I mean really creeps you out to the point that every sound you hear or every shadow you see makes you run for the light switch?
As long as there's been a horror genre the debate has been gore vs. suspense.
Do you jump more when Michael Meyers appears in the door way unexpectedly or when he's swinging the knife?
With GRUEBERFEST up and running a lot of you bitched that the sign up open and closed on a weekend, leaving you out in the cold.
I bitched too, but honestly, Kaos-king did me a favor.
There has been some outstanding writing that came out of round one and with my pathetic writing skills I would have had my ass handed to me. I can't think up fiction all that well, but it I find it easier to write about things I've actually experienced.
Anyway the point is this, in keeping with Halloween spookiness and as sort of a companion to G-Fest; scare the shit out of everyone.
I know, I know another bandwagon, but do you want more Mac-daddy and rugby posts?
Post a story, or a picture, or a sound file, whatever. Gory is not important, FEAR is.
But it should be real.
How do you prove it's real? You don't have to. For entertainments sake if you say it's real, we'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
This is no competition, there is no prize, no time limits, and you're just posting to set Halloween ambiance.
That, and the fact you get the satisfaction of knowing that you made countless people sleep with the lights on.
Just tag the post with "Real Terror" so people can find them if they are looking to get freaked out.
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Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seeing a + on a pregnancy test.
Or people who dress their dogs.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:25:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-08 13:11:31 EDT (#)
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I went caving one time and got stuck in this crevice, somewhere around 200 ft below the surface in the dark.
That's claustrophobia for ya.
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jesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesus!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 11:24:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-09 09:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C.No one has jumped on my bandwagon so I'm going to have to post one on my own and look like a fuckwad.
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Working on one, but buried alive at work.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-10-08 22:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-08 22:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The ingrown hair on my weiner, and the thought that I'm probably going to end up having sex tonight regardless. Terrifying, that shit is probably gonna fucking hurt.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-08 15:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Statues that I swear move when you're not looking. There was a recent episode of Dr. Who that had that as a theme. It was pretty well done.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-08 15:03:09 EDT (#)
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Having you accidentally trip, fall and land on me.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-08 14:59:59 EDT (#)
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Christian Conservative Voters.
*shudders - pees self*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-08 13:37:10 EDT (#)
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Watching spiders being birthed from your ballsack or the inside of your vagina should be high up on the terror list.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-08 13:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I went caving one time and got stuck in this crevice, somewhere around 200 ft below the surface in the dark.
That's claustrophobia for ya.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-08 12:44:08 EDT (#)
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I can't tell between my fear and paranoia anymore, so I just follow the code.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-08 12:21:14 EDT (#)
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Ya know, Berty, I've never heard of that. But I suppose a warm tongue against the genitalia would calm down just about anybody.
Or make the heart beat faster... it's a toss up.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-08 11:34:21 EDT (#)
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Are you claustraphobic Shadow? I've heard that you can control the initial symptoms with oral sex.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-08 11:28:48 EDT (#)
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I almost got locked in my apt building's storage facility in the basement... more than a few feet below ground.
I could feel the adrenal gland start pumping as I scrambled to get the door open.
It's pretty weak but hey, who said FEAR was rational?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-08 11:13:44 EDT (#)
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I concur berty , I for one love Hilaritys bottom and was being a foolish puppy by calling her a slag.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-08 11:13:41 EDT (#)
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Moths kill more people than Malaria because the people they kill GET UP AND KILL! That's why they're are always so many fatal road accidents reported and yet a fatal road accident has never happened to you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-08 11:13:06 EDT (#)
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Moths?? Oh no what will that moth do??? arggghhhhh sit on my coat, how dare you!! What are you doing know fluttering confused around my rooom.
scary beasts, my bottom.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-08 11:12:12 EDT (#)
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Hilarity is not a slag. Not at all. Indeed, she has brought enormous pleasure to the whole world by having such a beautiful arse.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-08 11:11:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:41:32 EDT (#)
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I guess the most disturbing thing in life is the creeping inevitability of entropy, decay and all hopes becoming as air.
... Either that or it's climbing into bed and feeling something small and cold crawling on your leg.
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MOTHS!
or moth pupae.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Real terror is found in the second between when you decide to fart out some of the gas from your Indian-food-born upset stomach and when you have to feel your ass to make sure that it was just wind that came out and not, in fact, a splatter of wet skid shit. SOMETIMES IT'S JUST BETTER TO GO AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR GASTRO ISSUE INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT UP TO CHANCE AND BROKEN WIND.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slllaaaag below
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:46:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:44:11 EDT (#)
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Real terror is the pop of a latex glove and a dab of Vaseline on the fingertips.
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That's just a good time.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Real Terror is realising you dont have your wallet on you when you get to work, then having to wait till you get home to make sure its still alive.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Real terror is the pop of a latex glove and a dab of Vaseline on the fingertips.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:43:26 EDT (#)
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OMG LEIK SECSUAL ASSAUL AN AIDS TErROR COMBO!
*sigh* Life would be so much less terrifying if we had Dutch people reading the news.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:42:29 EDT (#)
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I dunno though. It seems more and more people these days are fearing sexual assault.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:41:32 EDT (#)
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I guess the most disturbing thing in life is the creeping inevitability of entropy, decay and all hopes becoming as air.
... Either that or it's climbing into bed and feeling something small and cold crawling on your leg.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:09:01 EDT (#)
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or headlong into the oncoming vehicle you simply cannot miss.
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You know, it's really not that scary. What's scary is when you climb out of the driver's side window b/c your driver's side door is fucked and the passenger side is pinned up against and embankment, and the 1st thing out of your mouth is, 'YOU FILTHY FUCKING CUNT'.
I'm not a nice person.
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I don't mean regular accidents. I mean at 70+ mph when you realize you're probably not going to make it or, if you do, you'll probably be shattered in a few areas.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:16:20 EDT (#)
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Strap on dildos scare the hell out of me. That and retards. If a retarded person ever got there hands on a strap on dildo ....well I don't know what I'd do. Probably lots of pooping, screaming like a banshee,and running and maybe some pee. Who knows! What a scary scary thought.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:13:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:09:01 EDT (#)
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or headlong into the oncoming vehicle you simply cannot miss.
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You know, it's really not that scary. What's scary is when you climb out of the driver's side window b/c your driver's side door is fucked and the passenger side is pinned up against and embankment, and the 1st thing out of your mouth is, 'YOU FILTHY FUCKING CUNT'.
I'm not a nice person.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh hilarity you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sexy when you drool
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:04:35 EDT (#)
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I'll save myself a post and just do it here:
Real terror is found in the fify or so yards you walk to a room where people will bind you and stick needles into you or run electricity through your body with the flip of a switch.
Real terror is having to decide who to save, your wife or your unborn child, knowing that one will have to die so that the other may live.
Real terror is waking up blind and paralyzed, alone.
Real terror is the descent of an airplane and a smoking tower in the distance.
Real terror is being buried alive.
Real terror is the wide-eyed second before your sedan flies off the side of the road and into a wall of trees, or headlong into the oncoming vehicle you simply cannot miss.
Real terror is the bone condition and the blood contagion, the inescapable moment before the fall, and the realization that the next few unavoidable seconds are going to hurt more than anything and life will never, ever be the same again.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:01:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:50:22 EDT (#)
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Something that freaked me out last night...
I was sleeping, mouth agape
Do you drool?
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Yes. A lot.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-08 10:01:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:50:22 EDT (#)
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Something that freaked me out last night...
I was sleeping, mouth agape
Do you drool?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:55:26 EDT (#)
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scary is that 2 PM fart when you've had Taco Bell for lunch...cause you never know whats coming out
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:53:57 EDT (#)
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Real Terror: The Announcement
"Ladies and gentleman, the president of the United States ... Hillary Clinton"
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:51:06 EDT (#)
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um maybe i won't forfeit on this.
doubt it...
good idea though, i like being scared.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Something that freaked me out last night...
I was sleeping, mouth agape, and in a 1/2 concious state I hear something knocking on my door. I then patted my dog, who didn't wake up to the noise, and told her 'It's okay, Guinness... the vampires aren't allowed to come in unless they're invited'.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-08 09:47:26 EDT (#)
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I may do this. Or not. I dunno....