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Best. Dialogue. Evar. (Movies Edition) (771 hits)

Category: Movies & TV

Rating: -0.26 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2007-10-08 15:44:31 EDT


JAMES BOND: Do you expect me to talk?

GOLDFINGER: No, Mister Bond. I expect you to die!



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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-10-09 00:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-08 20:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I still stand by my assertion that the greatest movie line comes from Predator:

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-08 19:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-08 19:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-10-08 12:57:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is all you got?
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What more do i need, dipshit?
Bandwagons aren't usually started by posting dissertations - I tell you what, why don't you quit rating posts until you figure out how this place works, okay sporto?

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of my favorites:

Bobbie: I need a life.
Jonathan: Get a job!
Bobbie: I don't want a job. I want you.
Jonathan: I'm taken, by me. Get out of the house, do something useful, Goddammit.


'70s Nicholson is the best Nicholson.


Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plenty of good quality content. The presentation was perfect.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wrong.

take almost any line out of Taxi Driver and you would have been in the top 100 at least.

Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid post/contest/whatever.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bond = auto +2

Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-10-08 15:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is all you got?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-08 15:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

aaaannnnnd no.

uuuhh yea i'm gonna have go ahead and get you to uhh come in on Saturrdaaay mmmkay?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-08 15:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This isn't even in the Top 400.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-08 15:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop it!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-08 15:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-08 15:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I expect you to start the next BANDWAGON!!!!!


Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have
very little in common.

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer