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Best. Dialogue. Evar. (Movies Edition) (702 hits)

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Rating: -0.15 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Maddog (View user info) at 2007-10-08 15:59:47 EDT


Colonel Kilgore: "Smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know one time we had a hill bombed...for twelve hours. And when it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em. Not one stinkin' dink body. The smell. You know that gasoline smell. The whole hill. It smelled like...victory.

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Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-08 16:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

That, my friend, is a monologue. Possibly a soliloquy.

-2 for the post. +1 for Kilgore.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-09 10:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dialogue is two ppl

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-10-09 00:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-08 19:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice picture, too

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wrong.

take almost any line out of Taxi Driver and you would have been in the top 100 at least.


Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


i always liked it because a treasure hunt usually happened next



Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid post/contest/whatever.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No, it's not.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Charles opts not to participate in surfriding.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hells yea.

I always thought it was awesome that lance thought it was a great idea to take a 'trip' in the middle of a battle.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

don't be jealous

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How DO you remember to keep breathing.


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