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Submitted by Dirk Slax <lostnphound.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-10-08 16:47:08 EDT


From Office Space:


PETER
You see, they wrote all this bank software and to save space, they put
98 instead of 1998. So I go through these thousands of lines of code
and uh, it doesn't really matter. I, uh, I don't like my job. I don't
think I'm gonna go anymore.

JOANNA
You're just not gonna go?

PETER
Yeah.

JOANNA
Won't you get fired?

PETER
I don't know. But I really don't like it so I'm not gonna go.

JOANNA
(LAUGHS) So you're gunna quit?

PETER
No, no, not really. I'm just gonna stop going.

JOANNA
When did you decide all that?

PETER
About a week ago.

JOANNA
Really?

PETER
Oh, yeah.

JOANNA
Ok. So, so you're gonna get another job?

PETER
I don't think I 'd like another job.

JOANNA
(LAUGHS) So what are you going to about money and bills?

PETER
Y'know, I never really liked paying bills? I don't think I'll do that
either.


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Submitted by greeneyedgrl (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by iMoh69 (user info) at 2007-10-08 23:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i just saw this movie 2 days ago.

you fucked up the quote.

JOANNA
When did you decide all that?

PETER
About [an hour] ago.

JOANNA
Really?

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-10-08 22:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So elegantly simple. I just wont go anymore.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-08 19:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

there were much better choices you could have done.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-08 17:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wrong.

take almost any line out of Taxi Driver and you would have been in the top 100 at least.


Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Peter actually says that he decided all this an hour ago (I believe) I guess the site I copy/pasted from had a typo...

Failed to proofread.

Hindsight is 20/20.

Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great movie, just stupid, like below.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-08 16:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Love the movie. Shitty post


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