Antipodes (290 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mahalagus (View user info) at 2007-10-08 19:06:57 EDT
Late entry for 3 sentences and a picture contest. Is this the right web site?
Look, my software is extremely hard to use. It's unstable. So is my computer. Please excuse the late entry. I really need to win. I need the cash. My daughter was killed last night, and I'm trying to raise enough money for a newspaper or phone call to find out the details. Thank you.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-08 23:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It might have been funny with some context.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-10-08 23:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I need the cash. My daughter was killed last night, and I'm trying to raise enough money for a newspaper or phone call to find out the details.
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Oh come ON, guys, that line was funny as hell. The rest of it was shithouse, of course, but like a good setting will make the jewel seem bigger, the loose stool puddle of this post makes the funny shine.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-08 22:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whut???
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-08 22:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-10-08 19:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-08 19:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Someone just had themself a meal of oaths methinks.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-08 19:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not the software.
It's not the computer.
It's you.
Fuck all the way off.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-08 19:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
3 years and then this?
can anyone say "alter"?