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Category: Romance

Rating: 0.4 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by triangle_man (View user info) at 2007-10-09 12:57:16 EDT


I recently purchased a humidor.

It is hand polished mahogany on the outside with a gold plated guage on the front to indicate the internal humidity. The proper range for cigars is called "IDEAL".

It has a glass top for viewing the contents.

The interior is lined with fragrant cedar and divided into two compartments. This model comes with a removable plastic box that contains a spongy material that retains moisture. One only needs to wet it occasionally and monitor the guage.

I call her Monica.

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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-10-11 05:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice to see someone keeping cigars properly.

Was dissapointed at the lack of moisture that I was expecting though.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

awesome man, tell us more!

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Check it

http://www.westegg.com/unmaintained/carnegie/win-friends.html

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look for Orgasmatron's new album "Sniff the Moist" in stores November 11.

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I usually buy an additional "sponge" at the cigar store and I put just a few drops of Remy Martin XO in once a month.

Some people say that the alcohol will cause problems, but if you smoke one of my cigars and you pay attention to the "drag" you'll notice the XO when you exhale.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

awesome man, tell us more!

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, how about you take a puff of my big hairy cigar. Humidorize THAT.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lucky bastard.

Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck the Uniter

Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

La Gloria's are my favorite as well, especially with the dark wrapper and light filler. The ones you mentioned are nice as well, except the punch. I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Punch if you paid me. There are quite few that neither of us mentioned but the basics I think were quite covered.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you don't have at least one of the following in there, it's fucking worthless:

La Gloria Cubana, Taino
Onyx, Panatella
Romeo y Julieta, Serie R 8gauge

The list could go on for about 10 cigars that are absolutely necessary to have in your collection but if the three mentioned above are not in there, then you should probably commit suicide via tazering yourself.
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OK I like those, where's my +2
Out of the ones you mention I like the La Gloria Cubanas best.
Also you should mention, Sancho Panza caballero, Punch Double Coronas, and Excalibur
and sometimes Rocky Patels 1990 vintage

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think we would get along famously.

Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you don't have at least one of the following in there, it's fucking worthless:

La Gloria Cubana, Taino
Onyx, Panatella
Romeo y Julieta, Serie R 8gauge

The list could go on for about 10 cigars that are absolutely necessary to have in your collection but if the three mentioned above are not in there, then you should probably commit suicide via tazering yourself.



Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

could have had sooo much more fun with this

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wait 'til you see "my" mosaics ;)

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*this* made me smile.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um. I really don't care.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

could have had sooo much more fun with this

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wait 'til you see "my" mosaics ;)

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

could have had sooo much more fun with this


Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112363#2549444

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-09 13:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

could have had sooo much more fun with this

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-09 12:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Monica.

That's a good name for a humidor.




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