No time, so heres a GIF. Enjoy. (954 hits)
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Submitted by PLANETARIUM (View user info) at 2007-10-09 14:59:23 EDT
Fucking Seagulls will take over the world with pigeons when all of us pesky homo-sapiens are gone.
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-13 03:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I fucking hate seagulls.
My dad and I used to cut the barbed part of fishhooks off, stick the rest of it in a wadded up piece of bread with about 6 ft of fishing line on it, and tie a soda can or plastic bag to it.
Greedy little fuckers wouldn't let go of the bread even though they couldn't eat it.
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They probably couldn't let go, due to the fish hook, right? **ducks**
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-13 03:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
But who will make the Cheetos? WHO???
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no time so here's a gif?
what, do you have some sort of posting schedule that you have to meet or something?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, OK, Phallic, perhaps not 'explode' like a grenade. How's 'expand to the extent of ribcage failure and tearing of skin, allowing rapid ejection of internal biostructures and a fair bit of pink foam' work for you?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I need two men on this. That's what she said NO TIME but she did NO TIME!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-10 01:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fun fact: like all birds, seagulls can't belch. Thus, if you break Alka-Seltzer tablets into halves and toss them into the throng of begging birds, those that eat the bits will explode. Without admitting anything, I've seen it work.
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About this, i have personal trouble acceding to the statement that they 'explode'. I simply find it hard to believe that the pressure created (even if the seagull's supposed inability to release gas is factual). Surely their flesh is tough enough that they'd just bloat up and die. Explode? Eh, it seems stretched.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fun fact: like all birds, seagulls can't belch. Thus, if you break Alka-Seltzer tablets into halves and toss them into the throng of begging birds, those that eat the bits will explode. Without admitting anything, I've seen it work.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seagull fishing is hilarious. though their beak tends to tear off. fucked up.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seen this on here before.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I fucking hate seagulls.
My dad and I used to cut the barbed part of fishhooks off, stick the rest of it in a wadded up piece of bread with about 6 ft of fishing line on it, and tie a soda can or plastic bag to it.
Greedy little fuckers wouldn't let go of the bread even though they couldn't eat it.
We'd laugh our asses off at them flying around with a 6 pack of empty cans behind them, crashing into buildings and shit because they couldn't get enough lift to get out of the parking lot.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny stuff
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' Iraqis
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit! it didn't get caught in the Bastard door.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAWD DAMN THEIVIN' GULLS!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I taught that bird everything she knows.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flying Rats
Can you beleive that the are a state bird?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto seagull -2
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now thats a minus two I can get behind!!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto seagull -2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They said people pay for the bird's daily bag of chips, now.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd expect that from a black kid, but a gull?????