Please Help the Children. (684 hits)
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Submitted by Pathetic (View user info) at 2007-10-09 15:37:47 EDT
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-14 18:18:07 EDT (#)
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We already do that.
The only people who consider 18 year-old to be mature adults, as opposed to children, are fucking dumbass 18 year-olds.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:20:08 EDT (#)
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So wrong. But funny.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:40:05 EDT (#)
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Great idea!
Where do I send my kids?
Submitted by 100watt.warlock (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:20:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-10-10 17:10:22 EST (#)
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More importantly to this issue is the problem of consanguinity, the marriage of first cousins on the patriarchal side, which is practised by at least 55% of Moslems world-wide. Any GP will tell you of the enormous mental and physical health risks of such close intermarriage; when practised over centuries as it has been in islamic societies to preserve tribal loyalties and keep the cult's wealth (including its women) within, literally, 'the family', this means that the risks of birth defects and mental aberrations increase massively
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joedaddy needs a healthy does of STFU. I don't give a flaying toss if people want to fuck their first cousins. Thats for the southern states in the US, Tasmania and other fukt up places.
Thanks for your 2 cents on "moslems" worldwide. Now fuck off an die with your "facts".
Now, where can I get some cheap ass child labour to write me some cheapass nasty software?
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just watched a documentary of the child warriors of Rwanda, and those kids are so much cooler than I was at that age. I can only imagine how cool they are now.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-10 06:45:34 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-10 06:28:28 EDT (#)
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Fuck 'serious writers' forum'; THIS is what Uber's about for me.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-10 03:13:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-10-10 03:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More importantly to this issue is the problem of consanguinity, the marriage of first cousins on the patriarchal side, which is practised by at least 55% of Moslems world-wide. Any GP will tell you of the enormous mental and physical health risks of such close intermarriage; when practised over centuries as it has been in islamic societies to preserve tribal loyalties and keep the cult's wealth (including its women) within, literally, 'the family', this means that the risks of birth defects and mental aberrations increase massively.
I think this practice, combined with the idiocy and violence of Islam's ideology, has produced a group of humanity who are mentally incapable of what we regard as basic civilised behavior and cultural development. Also, Moslem requirements that each woman bears large numbers of children (it's up to 10 per woman in some places in the Middle East), means that the risks of mental and physical handicaps are repeated within close family circles.
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can i help in non-monetary ways?
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:57:21 EDT (#)
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Excellent.
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:45:22 EDT (#)
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I love kids, but they are the most useless members of society. At last if we sent them off to war they would be DOING something. *snickers*
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:29:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:14:19 EDT (#)
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never assume.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:47:46 EDT (#)
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I need some cannon-fodd...front line troops for a swift and bloody coup de... peoples revolution, do you do hire outs?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:30:28 EDT (#)
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They're not getting MY guns.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:24:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:19:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:43:40 EDT (#)
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The real problem with the world is nobody makes kid sized weapons. Mini RPGs, half-size hand grenades, baby bayonets, etc. These kids just wont achieve their full potential until the military-industrial complex gets off its collective ass.
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Everybody give up. This guy won the post.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:24:25 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:24:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:19:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:43:40 EDT (#)
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The real problem with the world is nobody makes kid sized weapons. Mini RPGs, half-size hand grenades, baby bayonets, etc. These kids just wont achieve their full potential until the military-industrial complex gets off its collective ass.
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Everybody give up. This guy won the post.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:04:55 EDT (#)
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I want to be a child soldier!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:56:08 EDT (#)
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Pathetic
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:55:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:43:40 EDT (#)
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The real problem with the world is nobody makes kid sized weapons. Mini RPGs, half-size hand grenades, baby bayonets, etc. These kids just wont achieve their full potential until the military-industrial complex gets off its collective ass.
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Just today I bought two High Point carbines - one in .40 S&W and the other in 9mm. Florida pawn shops... awesome. Anyway, the 9mm version is absolutely kid-friendly, and is even camo'd out for hiding in the bushes next to the the road. As long as his shiny red Schwinn doesn't give little Bobby's position away.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:51:02 EDT (#)
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Nicely done
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:45:58 EDT (#)
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didn't seem 'tongue in cheek' enough.
and then it reminded of that movie 'Blood Diamond' which had south africans in it. which in turn reminded me of the rugby world cup. which in turn has made me depressed. thanks.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:44:23 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The real problem with the world is nobody makes kid sized weapons. Mini RPGs, half-size hand grenades, baby bayonets, etc. These kids just wont achieve their full potential until the military-industrial complex gets off its collective ass.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:40:38 EDT (#)
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lol