DEAR BART, Please delete my account & all of my posts. (1454 hits)
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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2007-10-09 15:51:04 EDT
*If you -2 this and it gets off the front page, Bart will not delete my account. So for the good of Uber, please don't negative this post so my account can be deleted.*
Just like Mr. Clemens, I've threatened retirement about a dozen times.
Just like Mr. Clemens, I've finaly realized retirement isn't so bad.
I stumbled upon this place while I was on house arrest and looking at 25+ years in prison. Obviously I beat the charges. I beat the mental/emotional hurdle thanks to this place and to the ashsoles that comment. Thank you.
I'm the reason Gray Davis is out of office in California. There. I said it. The real criminal, the criminal mastermind who controled our little group got away clean and all he had to do was step down out of office all nice & quiet while I suffered and ate shit. Money can get you out of everything. If you have enough money & power and know the right people you wont even be charged with a crime.
Method, you're actually a prety cool guy.
Chief Icarus, I enjoied bickering with you.
Shlongster, you fucking rock.
Elain, just come out of the closet already. You're not fooling anybody.
Spell check is for pussies.
User Reviews
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No.. no.. Come back Fat Tony.. Come back to me... ...*tear*
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-21 16:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GOOD YOU FAT FUCK, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH OF MOBSTER YOU THINK YOU ARE, IN THE FUTURE, WHERE I COME FROM, YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. THAT'S RIGHT. NOTHING CHANGES BETWEEN NOW AND THEN. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST EAT YOURSELF INTO OBLIVION TO DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS ANYWAY?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just to keep this from the front page and Most heated
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bullshit
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:39:56 EDT (#)
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hahaha Bart said fuck you.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i wish bart would delete my acct too
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Steph from Candyland: Wasted orgasim means that hif father blew a perfectly good facial/tit shot and created him.
Ever hear, "The best part of you ran down your mothers leg?"
Doh! wait, you are from Candyland I forgot.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:59:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:06:45 CDT (#)
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Wasted orgasim, I want it deleted.
Fourth meal? You mean Ninth mean jackass.
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Wasted orgasm?! WTF...
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:48:51 EDT (#)
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Bart? Bro? Please? Delete me.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See, even if I don't post here any longer, I still exist HERE. I don't want to exist at Uber any more. Pretty fucking please?
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Don't tell me you're going into financial services.
We exist here?? Whoa wait a dern minute.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
kthxbye
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart, delete please?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Elain, we all know that you are crying because the man you can never be & the man you can never have is leaving.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haven't read this
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you -2 two this, it will drop off the page and Bart won't delete me.
Amazing
Whoever has been responsible for this massive, ongoing and often entertaining alter has reached a new level in ingenuity for seeking ratings/attention
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:09:48 EDT (#)
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Crystle, Bart loves my fatbody too much to pull the plug on my account.
So, now I am asking for your help. If I was mean to you, you most likely deserved it because you are a bitch. If I was nice to you, it was only because you have a nick rack.
Copy & paste into a text editor? Note pad? What do I do, just delete the text, save it as something (blank document) and then add the blank notepad doc in my attachment?
Please explain this to me like I'm a 5 year old. Who you have the hots for.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
post your password. that might work.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See, even if I don't post here any longer, I still exist HERE. I don't want to exist at Uber any more. Pretty fucking please?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<pull the pin>
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:00:34 EDT (#)
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Dude, really PLEASE DELETE MY ACCOUNT! All of my posts! Please? Don't wait, just axe'em all.
Please? If my account is still active, I'll come back to post about a kick ass cheese burger I ate. If my account is gone, then .... I no longer exist here.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-09 17:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bart saw it. can we -2 it now?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not funny anymore
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:55:09 EDT (#)
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Beer Turd! You came to say good bye!
No covering tracks, read them all I only admitted to stuff I got convicted of. Just want to retire and be forgotten.
I am not emo enough for the emo club.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:48:55 EDT (#)
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Uh-oh someone needs to cover his tracks a little better eh? They do an IP trace or something and find you admitted to a crime they suspected you of?
RUN TONY RUN...er wait...Drive Tony Drive!!!
Angry and Mean but Never afraid to speak your mind Fat T...I'll miss your invective.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:47:31 EDT (#)
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No, because you didn't post about it.
I don't want to be here. I don't want my posts here any more. I want everything deleted and it's none of your business. If you want me to stay, keep -2ing my posts and knock it off hte front page so Bart doesn't see it.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why not just take a gun and delete yourself from reality altogether?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cause I'm bored. you don't hear me bitching about not wanting to be here, do ya?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:42:35 EDT (#)
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Unabonger: Why do you continue to come back, view, read & rate? Why does anybody?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:32:25 EDT (#)
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Consider it done.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:20:04 EDT (#)
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or you could actually stop logging in.
this will accomplish the following:
1. No more Fat Tony. Let's face it, you're a piece of shit and nobody likes you.
2. You won't be here. Let's face it, you're a piece of shit and nobody likes you.
3. We won't see anymore Fat Tony posts. Let's face it, you're a piece of shit and nobody likes you.
Christ, even on the internet you're a fat lazy sloth. Quit asking Bart to take care of your shit and just stop coming here.
Let's face it, you're a piece of shit and nobody likes you.
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:17:43 EDT (#)
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Um... Shlongster, I am ontop of you.
Oh wait, that was a dream.
Nevermind.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:13:58 EDT (#)
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in your case you'd have to do quite a few of them... a chunck of posts at a time. say about 20.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:07:19 EDT (#)
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For retiring on top!
Just as long as it's not on top of me.
PS. You'll be back by Thursday, I'm thinking 4-ish.
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:06:45 EDT (#)
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Wasted orgasim, I want it deleted.
Fourth meal? You mean Ninth mean jackass.
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Delete this account!
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:05:12 EDT (#)
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I am the ONLY alter of Fat Tony.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:04:40 EDT (#)
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No, I don't know that one. I just tried it and um.... I can't. So this would be a lot easier.
If you -2 this post, that means you want me to stick around! It'll get knocked off the front page and God.... e.r.. bart will not see it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have no self control. This is evidenced by your flappy underchin, your fupa, the layer of permasweat all over your body and your swollen, overextended organs.
If you don't have the self control to stay the fuck off of Uber how could you possibly expect to stay away from the Ho Hos and "fourth meal."
Grow a set and keep yourself off this site. Don't make someone else do it for you.
Pathetic.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who what now?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't leave! If Uber was a 13-year-old boy, you'd be Uber's most-often-used jerksock! You CAN'T leave! What would Uber do? Well, probably, stark poking it into Oathsock, but he'd like that and anyway the point is that you're familiar. Rinse off and stick around. 'K?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-09 16:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
empathetic - see his response.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Methinks Tony knows that one, Crystle
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:58:20 EDT (#)
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I thought you gave up the weed
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:58:11 EDT (#)
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Too fucking hard.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Just go to the My Uber tab. Then click the RSS button. Copy everything off of that page. Paste it into a text editory. Then delete what you don't want. Then post the new edited list on your next post. Hit Hook Me Up (aka submit) and everything will be updated in your profile. This saves you from making stupid posts. That's what that button is for if you didn't already know.
Oh and make the title "Post history change for user#(Your number)
now stop whining
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-09 15:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a pussy