Gruberfest '07: Revenge of the Tsetse (1264 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.79 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TTOM: Can't Be Arsed Writing (View user info) at 2007-10-09 18:14:51 EDT
Bet you didn't expect me to use one of the joke titles did you CT. Well, OK maybe you did. Anyway, I've got stuff to worry aboot this week all of a sudden so actually writing something is low on my list of things to do. So enjoy this instead as CT destroys me in this round that Iwasnt actually supposed to even be in or something. Cheerio.
User Reviews
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The bitch-doctor/witch doctor thing was lame, but the rest was pretty funny.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Wow.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When we went to Costa Rica, we read about "bot" flies. They lay eggs under your skin which later hatch and feed on your flesh, before emerging, through your skin. You can even feel them crawling.
Now that would have been a good horror story.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if i cared i would not +2 this since it is for grueberfest but i don't so nice work.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...it wasn't a joke title, TTOM. I figured with your zoology degree you could do something with it.
I am so fucked. :( Guess I'd better get started...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good point!
what about the poor old tetse fly???
who cares about them, eh???
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gibberish.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-10 07:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FLAWLESS.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-10-10 07:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*gibberish* made me snort, and now everyone's staring.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-10 06:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh heh
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-10 06:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-10 06:47:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, aside from this not being in the spirit of the competition this really wasn't my favorite of yours.
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Regardless of whether I "beat" CT or not I shan't be participating in the next round, too much on to put actual thought into something so I fell back on idiocy and racism
Submitted by Mrs.Somebody (user info) at 2007-10-10 04:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the Bitch Doctor looks like Eddie Griffin
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't imagine you forgot about adding the transporter from 'the fly' into this one..
Une other fois, perhaps.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-10 01:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, aside from this not being in the spirit of the competition this really wasn't my favorite of yours.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2007-10-10 01:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BITCH-DOCTOR
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-10 01:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was going to give this a -2 until I saw that it was a grueberfest entry. For some reason, that made me laugh. Here's to kicking my ass TTOM.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-10 00:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-10 00:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, you guys think this is funny?
Jesus, I've been gone a long time.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-10-10 00:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its pretty much established, ttom could write the worst shit post in history and still get at least 10 +2's in a row
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-10-09 22:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was dogshit
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-09 22:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this needed a phuzzy cameo.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-09 22:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 on 24 ratings. Go you.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just watched you on youtube.
Your accent really is incompr....incomp....in......comprehens.....thick.
......and you suck at pool.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Africans, they are always running
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you got me. i WANT to sleep with you and fuck your irradiated (and therefore somehow more sanitary) arse.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
started a little slow but then got up to usual standard.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Getting tossed off the front page makes me a sad ghey, panda.
Oh well.
Can't win 'em all, I suppose.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did you get a picture of my neighbor? (see fat african guy with kid)
Post is very lol. Thx.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ho Ho, indeed.
XOXO.
Wish I could come up with something wittier, but I'm a bit too wasted and tired.
Still, rest assured that I was more-than-sufficiently amused.
The Death-Squad has been called off for another day.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. That's about all I can possibly say.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a joke title?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitch-Doctor.....BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Interesting machinations in that heed of yours.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good god this was brilliant. I was also like Wtf at the gossip part, the 'bitch doctor'. Lol.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done...now, plus two my shit
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris Tucker fly made me snigger
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See, now, that's funny right there.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris Tucker fly made me snigger
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 Goatsetse
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Wow! (my new saying-- i know, i know, it's pathetic but I like saying it)
This had so much. I laughed several times. I was wondering where you were going with that whole paragraph of gossip monologue, and then got to Bitch-Doctor. Unexpected & funny.
!Goatsetse!
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-1 no indigenous nudity
+1 goatse
+2 rest of post....and I'm drunk
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man. I almost didn't click on this 'cause I'm not in the mood for anything heavy. Good show.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You got my vote.
Who are you up against? I'll go ruin their post with a barrage of well deserved -2's.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have chosen wisely.