Your Going Down (4464 hits)
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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2007-10-09 18:49:10 EDT
I just got this note through the Ubersite contact form:
From: yourgoingdown.at.aol.com
Name: yourgoingdown
You better start packing your bags because your sick evil little website has become a new hobby to different FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES. You have sick pedophile messages and content on your website. You can ask "SHANDYTHEDOG" about that one. Do you realize how evil and ILLEGAL child exploitation is? Do you realize that your sick little website is hosting loads of child molestors. Well give yourself a pat on the back, because you've helped the feds out. All you sickos have stuck to the same web. I bet you have no idea how internet tracking works does it? ....no, no, don't bother thinking of what to do, you have no way out. You see, you've been caught. We can see what your doing. You've supported a host of predators that love to make children suffer at their own pleasure. Youve supported that, and your a part of that. But not anymore. You sick waste of space. Did you really think it was going to work? Now it's your turn to suffer. Not for one but many, many, many, many times. And we will see to that. Don't you worry, we've a handy way of working things out too. You can get a new name, move to a new place, but in the end, you'll still get what you deserve. You'll get tracked down. You someone's hobby now. All because you hosted very ILLEGAL content.
My response:
"Your" is a personal pronoun denoting possession. "You're" is a contraction of "you are".
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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2007-10-09 18:49:10 EDT
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1.23 on 123
Can't let that sit there.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-14 01:00:23 EST (#)
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Was I around for the Shandy incident? I kinda feel like I was, and dont really remember it, but I do remember something decently big going down that got a lot of people worried Uber was getting shut down.
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:26:57 EST (#)
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lol, i just love the simple response.
how is it illegal - you are hosting a free blogging site for people to speak their mind - and unwind ....its immature content, all in good fun, some people take things too far, and chances are they only do it for an 'image' anyway...+2 for bart, learn grammar before being an idiot! +2 for bart ! -2 for yourgoingdown
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-26 09:16:20 EDT (#)
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well, UR GAY !
what u say about that?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-20 06:13:34 EDT (#)
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I lol'd. yourgoingdown.at.aol.com should utilize his or her AOL Internet Connection to check out some of the truly shady corners of the interweb.
And uh, where can I find CP on Ubersite?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-10-11 21:34:47 EDT (#)
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hahaha
"You someone's hobby now"
Shandythedog was probably the moron who wrote this, purely based on the borderline offensive use of the English language.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:05:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:09:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:03:29 CDT (#)
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if i thought you were capable of reading about thirty thousand words of sustainded cognitive development, i would provide you with the links
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I for one would be most interested. Psych is one of my fields of work. captainthorns.at.gmail.com
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I am just curious about his use of sustainded, is there a new tense in the language I was unaware of?
You can sustain life.
His life was sustained artificially.
Substantial amounts of any substance for sustenance will summarily be sequestered and stored for subsistence survival species seeking sanctuary from starvation. Go Go Alliteration yay!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:58:59 EDT (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:40:42 EDT (#)
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Look, man.
If you would return just one of my hourly phone calls and agree to a candlelight dinner with no strings attached then I wouldn't have to resort to these unsavoury ways of getting your attention.
Kisses.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:06:53 EDT (#)
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+2 for being someone's hobby.
Children give me gas.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:51:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:06:43 CDT (#)
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I have jury duty coming up. Maybe I'll be on this case!
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Me too! I have to report to the county courthouse on Monday morning.
Hopefully they will have wifi there so I can surf Uber from my PDA whilst I sit in the chambers waiting to be called.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:41:30 EDT (#)
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"I bet you have no idea how internet tracking works does it?"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
well, it looks like it's time to change my name and move again and lay low until it's safe to start raping children again. luckily, i know how internet tracking works.
Shandy- the crow flies at midnight. we'll meet at the secret place in three days. bring children; we may have to be holed up for a few days.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:27:02 EDT (#)
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I laughed OUT loud. "At" is a preposition used to indicate occupation or involvement.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:19:36 EDT (#)
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I laughed at loud.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-10-11 03:45:29 EDT (#)
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What a lovely response.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-11 03:21:32 EDT (#)
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I saw that movie; it's called "Freaks". Gabba gabba hey.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-10-10 19:57:42 EDT (#)
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I've always imagined that someday we the users will get into trouble with the law. In my mind a group forms and goes on the run picking up others along the way, escapes the country, and forms a new society. Then a movie is made based on the story.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-10-10 16:02:05 EDT (#)
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kaelic gave hannah cancer through the ass - pass it on!!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-10 15:59:40 EDT (#)
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Fucking nice...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-10 15:17:00 EDT (#)
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GROWINGFAMILY.COM MUTHAFUCKA...DO YOU SPEAK IT??
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:52:04 EDT (#)
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lmao this guy just doesn't quit
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:32:25 EDT (#)
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They must have found those pictures that MEthod posted of his mom getting gangbanged by an entire high school football team. I guess they were underage.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:25:24 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/112391
you'll be IN the case crystle. cause you're naughty.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:56:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:06:43 EDT (#)
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I have jury duty coming up. Maybe I'll be on this case!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:02:56 EDT (#)
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BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA
*gasp*
MWUAHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAA
Ah, *tear* that's just special.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:48:58 EDT (#)
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Marge: Name one of your child's friends.
Homer: Uh, let's see, Bart's friends ... Well, there's the fat kid
with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his
hands in his pockets.
Saturdays of Thunder
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:46:12 EDT (#)
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Anybody want to be MY hobby?
I'm not entirely bothersome, and I know how internet tracking works.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:36:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:43:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:03:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:59:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 00:21:18 EDT (#)
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as i put it in one of my simplistic pieces: the war on paedophilia, rather like the war on drugs, is destined to fail.
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And how exactly doea your "work" address this issue?
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if i thought you were capable of reading about thirty thousand words of sustainded cognitive development, i would provide you with the links
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I was refering to your work on uber, which in my opinion seemed like no more than a crude attempt to shock. You may have some great ideas on the war on pedo's, but one could never tell from the crap you post here.
Wow 30k words to give an abstract of your work on Pedo's, you must be real smart, way to impress people.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:25:15 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:15:15 EDT (#)
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I couldn't imagine a better start to my day than this post.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:09:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:03:29 CDT (#)
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if i thought you were capable of reading about thirty thousand words of sustainded cognitive development, i would provide you with the links
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I for one would be most interested. Psych is one of my fields of work. captainthorns.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:00:01 EDT (#)
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This post, as well as the Michael Jackson review, was fucking GOLD, JERRY, GOLD
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:31:57 EDT (#)
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Minus one "their" of course.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:31:24 EDT (#)
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"You've supported a host of predators that love to make children suffer at their own pleasure."
This makes it sound like the children, by enjoying or experiencing their their pleasure, are suffering.
Foole.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:24:42 EDT (#)
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Lawyer: "Mr. Empathetic, could you show the court where Shlongy touched you?"
Emp: *sobbing* "I...I just..." *loud wailing*
Lawyer: "I know it's difficult, but in order to put this depraved "beave hunter" behind bars you'll need to show us."
Emp: *sobbing uncontrollably point to anus of doll*
Lawyer: "I rest my case, your Honor!"
*Mayhem breaks out in the courtroom as Shlongy is beaten with a length of rubber hose by the baliff*
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 09:03:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:59:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 00:21:18 EDT (#)
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as i put it in one of my simplistic pieces: the war on paedophilia, rather like the war on drugs, is destined to fail.
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And how exactly doea your "work" address this issue?
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if i thought you were capable of reading about thirty thousand words of sustainded cognitive development, i would provide you with the links
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:59:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 00:21:18 EDT (#)
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as i put it in one of my simplistic pieces: the war on paedophilia, rather like the war on drugs, is destined to fail.
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And how exactly doea your "work" address this issue?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:57:46 EDT (#)
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I, Bertram Wooster, the dark and oily cloth head descendent of nethertheless good british wage earningstock, feel obliged to stand up and speak, regardless of personal cost, on behalf of the visionary leader and guide, shandythedog
hear me now, brothers and sisters, shandythedog is actually GANDALF, truly really, in REAL LIFE
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:38:24 EDT (#)
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SHA-SHA-SHA-
SHENANIGANS!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:08:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 07:13:48 EDT (#)
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the court room scenes could be quite touching though, all the strangers meeting up for the first time, bonding, etc
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Itd be like the disney version of A Few Good Men.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-10 07:17:52 EDT (#)
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AMANDLA!!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 07:13:48 EDT (#)
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the court room scenes could be quite touching though, all the strangers meeting up for the first time, bonding, etc
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 07:12:48 EDT (#)
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imagine the court case:
i now call [insert name of depraved ubersite user]
to answer questions regarding [insert depraved post or rating]
where would it end?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-10 07:10:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:25:04 EDT (#)
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no better response could have been made.
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:24:33 EDT (#)
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You lucky bastard. I want poorly contrived, semi-nonthreatening hatemail sent to me.
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*ejaculates*
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-10 06:40:43 EDT (#)
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perplexed at why apollos plane landed in houston and not area 51
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Wish Id thought of that one.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-10 06:31:58 EDT (#)
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jesus I meant minus 1. Zero for admitting I'd read it back.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-10 06:28:44 EDT (#)
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woah bart, you're really witty. Anyway, I chuckle a little at the thought of the feds pouring over ubersite, blinking at bandwagons and jotting down har-har rabbit. Reading ebola posts thinking he's a patriot, reading tiger posts and thinking she's not *only* a patriot but a massive fan of being one. Thinking every fat tony post is code and they need to bring him in, wondering where the fuck we buried carol richards, tracking mj's static IP address and wondering why it's not ever in Bahrain - wondering why shitfuck just doesn't appear to be doing anything untoward, and how suspicious it is, thinking coleys camwhore is at a weird angle and probably a swastika, blowing chunks of donuts at goaste and trying to reverse engineer tubgirl with photoshop - hoping it will reveal shitfucks camwhore. Rushing into Robert Muellers office with 'iddqd' saying "sir we've fucking got something REALLY BIG, it's code for god-mode and references 'doom'", drumming their fingers on their desks and saying "yup, this caul is fucking unamerican alright", wondering why razor is a jew and calls himself razor and has a 'wife' called firefly, it's more code surely. Thinking merlinas constant referencing of 'the bloke' means bin laden, perplexed at why apollos plane landed in houston and not area 51 - digging deeper and worrying about mossad, playing shandy posts backwards on their old '78 and hearing 'iv'e got a lovely bunch of coconuts'....
reading steve and snark posts and thinking jesus this is a haven for homo's....
wondering what magic the kiwi's have conjured enabling their people to have the internets....
slumping in their chairs..saying, "let's call the president....there's a kraka in our armed services, and they've finally developed the orgasmatron."
good one bart - you sanctimonious fuckstick. way to experiment with an 'unmoderated site' you cross-dressing dick muppet. except for all those bannings and linked-to pron pictures. woo i'm an unmoderator. twat.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-10 06:23:25 EDT (#)
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Har har
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-10 05:08:19 EDT (#)
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Your right!!
A good thing ETS left in time for the e-pogroms and e-razzia's.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-10 04:16:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-10-10 03:17:10 EDT (#)
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Pedophiles on Ubersite Bart Bart?!? Say it ain't so!
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+2 for my laughter
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-10 04:02:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-10 03:48:29 EDT (#)
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what?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-10 03:42:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:23:02 EDT (#)
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I bet it's from the mom that Kaelic posted about - the beeb post thingy
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-10 03:24:08 EDT (#)
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I more confused than a white and black badger.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-10-10 03:17:10 EDT (#)
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Pedophiles on Ubersite Bart Bart?!? Say it ain't so!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:50:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:41:44 EDT (#)
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Federal Agencies send you email notification that you're being investigated in relation to Child Pornography?
Wow... That must make the conviction rate really low... *Fires up the degaussing wand*
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:41:44 EDT (#)
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Federal Agencies send you email notification that you're being investigated in relation to Child Pornography?
Wow... That must make the conviction rate really low... *Fires up the degaussing wand*
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:35:55 EDT (#)
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Needed more paenis.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:24:54 EDT (#)
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What's that all about peadastrians ?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:21:06 EDT (#)
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ok, so maybe not him. but that seems to me to be the necessary exception to the rule, which is based upon the truism that: those who can, do - those who cant, teach.
no i disagree, i think the subject material itself is boring. its too obvious. its like women writing about rape.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 02:16:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-10 00:29:19 EDT (#)
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writing teachers are fuckin hacks and getting good marks in a writing course is makes shooting fish in a barrel look like the north face of kilimanjaro.
i find your explorations of the subject to be crass and as i said, heavy-handed. this is not to say that i think youre a 'bad writer' or whatever that might mean, just that i think that that particular line of discussion is simply boring and that you can do better than it.
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peter carey is a hack?
well, i suppose in some ways he is, but in the context of ubersite...
you are probably right that i should try to write something in a more serious tone about the topic, and also that i can't resist shock value. but i am too lazy to write anything serious, and I'M SURE MY CURRENT APPROACH WILL ONE DAY IN CENTURIES TO COME BE LAUDED AS UNHERALDED GENIUS ETC ETC ETC
also, i think you are wrong to say the 'line of discussion' is boring
maybe my treatment of it is, but the line of discussion really should be explored more.
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2007-10-10 01:43:11 EDT (#)
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What a fucking sweet email. You will suffer.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-10 00:29:19 EDT (#)
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writing teachers are fuckin hacks and getting good marks in a writing course is makes shooting fish in a barrel look like the north face of kilimanjaro.
i find your explorations of the subject to be crass and as i said, heavy-handed. this is not to say that i think youre a 'bad writer' or whatever that might mean, just that i think that that particular line of discussion is simply boring and that you can do better than it.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-10 00:21:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-09 22:43:50 EDT (#)
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shandy, i find your paedophilic stories to be base attempts at scandal, lacking any real substance beyond the thin veneer of tacky taboo. nothing is really being said other than the author's desire to 'shock' or 'scandalise' the reader. its heavy-handed and just not very interesting. sure it might shock some people, and garner what you feel is an appropriate response from them, but these are the kind of people that might not know that 'paediatric' means, while the people who might be interested in the skillful use of such subject material will just see through your simplistic efforts.
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firstly, that viewpoint puts you at odds with my teachers (published and moderately successful writers - or compared to us, fantasitially successful writers)
secondly, i genuinely truly ruly believe that the current approach to paedophilia is false, moronic and DISASTROUS and no one is speaking out against it
the number of paedo's doing terrible things to children at home and abroad is not declining, and primary school teachers are under orders not to hug children
as i put it in one of my simplistic pieces: the war on paedophilia, rather like the war on drugs, is destined to fail.
oh well!
never mind!
silly shandy, just trying to shock people
nothing of value to what he says at all
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-10-10 00:15:02 EDT (#)
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thats the best they could come up with?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-09 23:50:08 EDT (#)
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Cool. We all know the message was sent by Method, so what the fuck. . .
:) :) :) :)
PS: fuckthegreek. . .
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2007-10-09 23:07:31 EDT (#)
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Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard. Actually, I'm
bringing the plant down from the inside.
-- Homer Simpson
The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-09 23:01:02 EDT (#)
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upon rereading that i can't tell if it made sense.
i'm going to bed, i'm tired :(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-09 22:57:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:12:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:05:30 CDT (#)
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r u feeling fortheloss sniffing up your ass again?
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Yes, everything I do in life is geared around my ass.
And for the record, I have no idea what this person saw that made them so angry at shandy. For some reason, people who submit things to the contact form think there is some omniscient being who will understand their comments.
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i think you should start posting the more amusing of the submissions then. i mean granted the retards that actually hang out here can be entertaining but i'm sure the people that feel the need to comment about that without posting about it are immensely more amusing.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-09 22:43:50 EDT (#)
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shandy, i find your paedophilic stories to be base attempts at scandal, lacking any real substance beyond the thin veneer of tacky taboo. nothing is really being said other than the author's desire to 'shock' or 'scandalise' the reader. its heavy-handed and just not very interesting. sure it might shock some people, and garner what you feel is an appropriate response from them, but these are the kind of people that might not know that 'paediatric' means, while the people who might be interested in the skillful use of such subject material will just see through your simplistic efforts.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 22:26:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:44:14 EDT (#)
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of course, we now live in a climate where Paediatric Clinics get burnt down by people who have trouble with the language...
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hahahaha
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-09 22:16:52 EDT (#)
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Fuck yeah! This is great!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-09 22:16:16 EDT (#)
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I can't say I've seen anything "illegal" on this site, although goatse should be. And Shandy, I was just talking shit.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-09 22:05:41 EDT (#)
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I think you been a lot of people's hobby for a long time, Bartimus. Great response by the by, keep us updated.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:47:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/108816
There is nothing wrong with this website.
nothing.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:44:14 EDT (#)
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given that a number of my stories exploring the topic of paedophilia were submitted to the University of Canberra (one of which was graded as High Distinction)it's not as if there is anything covert going on.
and having watched a show on tele the other night where a panel of 'experts' discussed the 'sexualisation' of children in the most predictable unoriginal and bascially meaningless fashion imaginable, i would have thought my efforts actually should be encouraged.
of course, we now live in a climate where Paediatric Clinics get burnt down by people who have trouble with the language...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:42:16 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I think Bart ignores Uber, his own creation, more than any other user.
So in effect, Bart is God.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:40:23 EDT (#)
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He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of
charging $6.95 for it.
-- Moe Syzlak
Flaming Moe's
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:30:00 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
BART YOU SICK WASTE OF SPACE.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-09 21:05:36 EDT (#)
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Is it that time of year when Method gets bored again?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:27:50 EDT (#)
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OH SCHNAP!
that is a sound grammaitcal bitchslap to the grill yo
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:27:44 EDT (#)
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nice
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, hamburgers!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:20:43 EDT (#)
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Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'
my favorite t-shirt reads: Your Retarded
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So what exactly was the illegal content? Or was this person just beating off into thin air?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:19:39 EDT (#)
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hi, rob!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:19:07 EDT (#)
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Hi M!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:17:16 EDT (#)
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your cool
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck your
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:11:59 EDT (#)
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I guess my last post won't go over as well as I had hoped...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:08:39 EDT (#)
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I'll handle this one, Chief.
Wait until he reads MY email.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-09 20:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite does not negotiate with the grammatically challenged.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Inbreeding is bad, Mkay?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:48:20 EDT (#)
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YOU SOMEONE'S HOBBY NOW, BITCH
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:51:30 EDT (#)
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ATTN MILITANT CHRISTIANS / NATIONAL ENQUIRER READERS:
Bart says "Fuck off."
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Your" is a personal pronoun denoting possession. "You're" is a contraction of "you are".
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THANK YOU!!! I thought I was going to end up flaming the hell out of this post just for the title.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jebus...
This is only one of the many things that piss me right the fuck off.
In case you had any sort of doubt,
You've been inquisitioned at least once and found innocent.
Believe me, you haven't been allowed to wander about all willy-nilly.
Some people are complete shite-eaters that to love pretend that they have some sort of say in matters larger than them.
You're fine.
Don't start worrying until/unless you get formal notice of some sort of lawsuit/investigation.
I wish I worked with people as well-balanced and politically-correct as most of the fuckers running about your neat-o little creation.
For the first, last, and only time...
Smooches, Bart-god.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no better response could have been made.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:24:33 EDT (#)
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You lucky bastard. I want poorly contrived, semi-nonthreatening hatemail sent to me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet it's from the mom that Kaelic posted about - the beeb post thingy
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very ILLEGAL?
VERY illegal?
VERY ILLEGAL?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shandy it the son of an AMBASSADOR and as such probably has diplomatic immunity or similar. I am unfamiliar with US legislation on this topic so have little to add in the way of thoughts for Bart Bart, however I would assume that simply writing a story about children lubing up their mum in order for a fellow to jizz across the room into her would be grounds for anything besides a disapproving frown.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I especially like how this person "bets" that Bart has no idea how internet tracking works.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:12:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:05:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
r u feeling fortheloss sniffing up your ass again?
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Yes, everything I do in life is geared around my ass.
And for the record, I have no idea what this person saw that made them so angry at shandy. For some reason, people who submit things to the contact form think there is some omniscient being who will understand their comments.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SHIT, THEY'RE (OR SHOULD I SAY 'THEIR') ON TO ME AGAIN!
HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME AND INDENTITY BEFORE THE FEDS FINALLY LOSE MY TRAIL? HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES? YOU BASTARDS!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
r u feeling fortheloss sniffing up your ass again?
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's pretty much the only thing anybody could have responded with.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you had been threatened of suffering many, many, many, many, many times, I'd be worried. Many, many, many, many times is nothing to break a sweat over though.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-09 19:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I send my "viagra" emails to you can you correct them too?
I can head over to Williams-Sonoma and get you a bigger ladle for dishing out the "Whoop Ass".
BTW Alien vs Predator rematch
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hilarious.
But seriously, what's up with shandy?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:58:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-10 08:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN MILITANT CHRISTIANS / NATIONAL ENQUIRER READERS:
Bart says "Fuck off."
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Lol. How stupid could one be to send something like that? He can't even spell for one, $10 says he is a dis-gruntled kid? Lol at your response though Bart, well done.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like Electro wrote it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hah.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get him kicked off the front page!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart, ban his accounts and promote his posts to the top of the google search results.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That would be cool if one of you're (sic) posts was booted off the front page.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to -2 this for the title.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN MILITANT CHRISTIANS / NATIONAL ENQUIRER READERS:
Bart says "Fuck off."
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Serious bro, delete my account. PLEASE?
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-10-09 18:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See, if you delete my account none of this would happen.