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(NSFW) Grueberfest '07 R2: The Giant Gaping Betentacled Horse's Vagina o' Doom from the Tenth Level of Hell (1808 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental
Labels: grue_07

Rating: 1.23 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-10 10:32:43 EDT


Bet you didn't expect me to use one of the joke titles, did you, TTOM. Well, OK, maybe you did. Anyway, I've got stuff to worry about this week all of a sudden, so actually writing something is low on my list of things to do. So enjoy this instead as TTOM destroys me in this round that I shouldn't have even been in if not for Axolotl forfeiting last round. Cheerio.

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Defeat this gruesome creature and you will gain access to the Eleventh Level of Hell, and the Supreme Overlord of Hades himself...Bart Cilfone.

Many have battled this beast...all have failed.

Will YOU succeed?

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Enemy: The Giant Gaping Betentacled Horse's Vagina o' Doom from the Tenth Level of Hell
HP: 666
MP: -1.67
Strength: Infinite
Defense: -2.00
Speed: 2.00
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


undisputably_the_scariest_and_most_gruesome_entry_yet.JPG (24 kB)

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:06:21 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man that is fucking disgusting.
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As the picture title says...the most gruesome Grueberfest entry yet. :p

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man that is fucking disgusting.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GRUESOME

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Again I'll say; There is something wrong with you.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-10 20:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry cap'n

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-10 18:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aahahahahaha

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-10 17:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck that is wrong and shall haunt my nightmares. Mission accomplished Captain, bring her home.

*nurr nurr nurr nur-nur-nur nur-nur, nurrr nurr nurr nurr nur-nur-nur nurrr* (Theme tune to The Dambusters)

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 15:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

W O W.....











BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is there a word to describe this stronger than "vomit"?

I don't think so. So, uh, grats... i think.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LET ME DRAG OUT ALL OF MY ALTERS AND SEE WHAT SHLONGY CAN DO.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:49:26 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry cap'n
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No worries. I was fully expecting to be slaughtered...and am astounded that this was riding in the lead for a short while at 1.91 of 2.00. Ah well. There's still nigh on four days left for voting, so who knows...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

disturbing

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I GUESS this counts as scoring with another Uber broad...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH lordy lordy ....fuck.

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry cap'n

Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just as funny as this http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21216913/

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Or.....

Longbane
Shlongbane
Urlongy
Banelongy


Oh, what a fun game. This picture makes me happy.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

Shlongy + Urbane = Shlobane


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Urbongy sounds better.

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Umbongo they drink it in the jungle....

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-10 15:57:06 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

Shlongy + Urbane = Shlobane

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GOLD.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

Shlongy + Urbane = Shlobane


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Urbongy sounds better.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is just wrong on so many levels.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-10 11:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GAH!

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

Shlongy + Urbane = Shlobane

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats one huge bitching finger, Shlongy takes it with ease though.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

blaaarrrrff!!

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh. My. God.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BWHAHAHAHA.... WINNAR!

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm....befuddled

bewildered

aroused maybe?

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JESUS CHRIST

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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