Your Going Down (1849 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2007-10-10 12:47:34 EDT
I just got this note through the Ubersite contact form:
From: yourgoingdown.at.aol.com
Name: yourgoingdown
You better start packing your bags because your sick evil little website has become a new hobby to different FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES. You have sick pedophile messages and content on your website. You can ask "SHANDYTHEDOG" about that one. Do you realize how evil and ILLEGAL child exploitation is? Do you realize that your sick little website is hosting loads of child molestors. Well give yourself a pat on the back, because you've helped the feds out. All you sickos have stuck to the same web. I bet you have no idea how internet tracking works does it? ....no, no, don't bother thinking of what to do, you have no way out. You see, you've been caught. We can see what your doing. You've supported a host of predators that love to make children suffer at their own pleasure. Youve supported that, and your a part of that. But not anymore. You sick waste of space. Did you really think it was going to work? Now it's your turn to suffer. Not for one but many, many, many, many times. And we will see to that. Don't you worry, we've a handy way of working things out too. You can get a new name, move to a new place, but in the end, you'll still get what you deserve. You'll get tracked down. You someone's hobby now. All because you hosted very ILLEGAL content.
My response:
"Your" is a personal pronoun denoting possession. "You're" is a contraction of "you are".
Little did I know or anticipate the fallout of such a glib response and maybe it really wouldn't have mattered at all. After all, yourgoingdown was already intent on trying to hang me up by my balls. I got the second letter from someone who once frequented the site and immediately knew I was in trouble.
From: Jewtoast.at.yourgoingdown.com
Name: Jewtoast
I am writing on behalf of an organization that has been established to censure and shutdown this website. After reviewing the entirety of the content posted on this site we have determined that it is a blight on society due to the high level of depraved and disgusting content hosted. This IS indeed the beginnings of a legal action and I look forward to seeing you in court soon.
Fucking Jewtoast? Damn, I knew that guy was upset but I never expected this. I decided then that I needed to call Uber to arms to protect my work time diversion.
Fellow Uberites,
You may recall this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112375, was a poorly written warning that some ass clown wrote saying Ubersite would be taken down and that legal action was forthcoming and that I glibly responded deriding this unfortunate moron for their complete and total disregard for the English language. While the Feds have not contacted me this misguided moron has apparently formed an organization with the aim to take down Uber. I have been contacted by someone I'm sure many of you will remember, Jewtoast. I now call on you to do whatever possible to help stop this organization from pursuing this as a legal matter any further. Write them letters, call them, tell them about our community and teach them that we really are a great bunch of people and the action they are planning is unnecessary and counterproductive.
Thank you, Bart
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I read Bart's post and the letter from Jewtoast that he'd attached and decided that more than a stupid letter campaign needed to be started. This is all out war. I began contacting Uberites that I thought might be helpful; Method, Scourge, Teephah, Shlongy, MudWhistle, Hilarity_Ensues, Crystle, Appollo, Kaos-King, CaptainThorns, Orgasmatron, and HadToBeDone and asked them to contact any others they thought might be useful in this endeavor.
I put Teephah on the legal matter and asked him to keep us apprised of the situation. I told Crystle and Hilarity to show me their tits then asked the others to meet with me to begin planning our strategy and plan of attack.
After watching Crystle and Hilarity rubbing their chests together I asked them to join us for the meeting. I called the group to order.
"Hey motherfuckers, I'm glad you're all here. Before we begin I'd like to show you something. Crystle, Hilarity, do what you were doing before."
As the girls ripped off their tops and began rubbing their beautiful breasts together a cheer rang from the crowd of Ubermen assembled.
"Ok, that's enough ladies." Shlongy started hopping up and down. "Ok, fine, Hilarity, show us your hole."
Shlongy turned beet red as Hilarity started to slowly pull her pants down and then suddenly fell over in a fit of convulsions that the rest of us ignored as Hilarity continued the show. When she was finished there was a pile of dollar bills scattered all over the floor around her feet, Shlongy had finally passed out and was snoring loudly, and Method was masturbating furiously in the corner.
"Ok, can we get on with it now?" I asked. "Uber is in dire trouble. I'm sure you all saw Bart's post today; I don't think he's doing enough. I've asked you to meet me here so that we can begin our assault. Any ideas?"
Shlongy pipes up and from his unusually small head comes his nasal voice "Hilarity could show us her hole again; I didn't get to see it."
"Your loss old man, next time don't get so excited. You know Appollo had to use his dick to get your tongue out of the back of your throat; you just about swallowed it and choked to death. At least that's what I assume he was doing."
Shlongy started puking at the same time he started after Appollo. They ran around the room, Shlongy puking and Appollo screaming "I SAVED YOUR LIFE MAN! I SAVED YOUR LIFE!" Shlongy finally caught up, still spewing all over the place. Appollo turned and faced Shlongy who continued puking, spraying bile into Apollo's face. "Get off me old man, you would've done the same. You were passed out and drooling, what was I supposed to do?"
"Seriously you fuckers, pay attention!" I tried "we need to come together for just a short time so we can destroy this "yourgoingdown" organization. Does anyone have ideas on how we can shut them down?"
Hadley jumped in, "We could find out who it is and -2 all their posts until they go away."
Kaos immediately began throwing a fit, "Fuck off Hadley, you already destroyed Pulsehead I will not let you destroy this site to!"
"Why don't you threaten to kill him Kaos?"
"Bamf, leave him alone, shut the fuck up guys! Does anyone have any Useful suggestions? Seriously, what the fuck? I called you guys because I've seen you involved in some of the best shenanigans. I thought for sure you'd be able to come up with something."
"Barry, the group you've assembled here is the best at creating shenanigans on Uber. It's true, but that's an imaginary world. In real life we're not so brash; we don't have it in us. I mean come on, you've met me, I don't act the like the same retard in real life that I do on Uber."
"Fuck. I guess you might be right Scourge. Well, at least we got Teephah working on it. You guys want to go get drunk?"
"Will Crystle and Hilarity show us their tits again?" asked Shlongy.
"Of course, they're nice girls; they might be even more fun after a few beers." I winked at Crystle and then taking her on one arm and Hilarity on the other said "Bart has dealt with this before and teephah will help him out, let's go drink."
User Reviews
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-20 14:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, no crumpling?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-11 02:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-10 21:55:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-10 18:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-10 18:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 17:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112391#2551150
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 16:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pruf
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 16:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
truf
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 16:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and they're SPECTACULAR
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 16:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen 'em.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 16:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AS IF
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 16:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you Crystle for so eloquently pointing out my mistake..... show me your tits.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 16:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dummy below.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 16:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't know why i didn't include the inspiration for this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112375
HV sighting woooo!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-10 15:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HIGH VOLTAGE SIGHTING
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-10-10 15:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny as hell. But I hope this isn't serious, I guess I need to do some research, if so I will offer my electric super powers to help.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-10 15:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep...
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-10 15:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
I could hunt them down and lightsaber them all one at a time.
aww hell with it, too much effort.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-10 15:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That third one should be http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And for additional reference:
http://www.ubersite.com/stats/, which is the stats page of Uber.
http://www.ubersite.com//, which is the Uber directory
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users, which is all users on Uber
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/stats.cgi, which is another stats page
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAMF
http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=badassmofo
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooops, i mean I think that post has it in it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Brdn_Nkd/l/useful
i think one of those gets you there.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
quick...someone show me how to do the how this user has rated that user thing
please
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stacy's mom, my ass.
I've moved on to other victims...er, I mean, topics.
BUT YOU TWO (CRYSTLE AND FG) WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART!!!
Second only to the place in my heart for Orgasmatron, of course.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, please do do.
I SAID PLEASE.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i did mention that I think there may be a part two to this. you can be helpful... show us your tits.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:18:56 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so paste it into the reviews. And don't forget to have Thorns wishing FG (aka: Stacy's mom)was there.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:14:10 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn I forgot O and Thorn's exploits in this. Shit.
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HEY!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop eating my Twinkie, Crystle.
And Noonie, when I want you to smile I'll tell you to ok?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like the negativity towards gays being expressed on this post.
I'm not gay, right now but I surely wouldn't deny myself if I ever had the urge to dick a dude.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't be helpful? I CAN'T BE HELPFUL? WHO TOOK OVER YOUR COMP, DOUCHEBAG?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mummflemmeufmmmefiuefmm
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that made me frown O
:(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAID THERE ARE ALWAYS EXCEPTIONS, GODDAMMIT.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So Crystle and I are going to watch Brdn and Shlongy rub up against each other?
Is that where we're at right now?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no homos here.... I'd be happy to watch too.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*grabs box of twinkies*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can handle anything*.
I'm Shlongy.
* Except homos, like the post author
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but Shlongy, I don't meet your e-requirements.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, you couldn't handle it when it was Hilarity and Crystle. you think you can handle watching Crystle and FG? migh want caul to be on hand just in case.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GASP! Method - you DIRTY DIRTY BOY!
wait - what? *whisper,whisper,whisper,whisper,*
oh.... Carry on!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh - Ok, Uber education time.
For those of you NOT following along.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99196
Post AND reviews. And if you wanna be an "A" student, you'll read ALL 'her' posts and the responses they generated.
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Thank you Crystle.
<Public Service Announcement> Crystle and I get along well. Any nasty comments, barbs, and general cattiness on our parts is the result of a semi-private joke that has taken on a life of its own. In other words, it is just a pile of mule biscuits. We hope this has addressed your concerns on the matter.</Public Service Announcement>
Could I interest the two of you in a little "girl on girl" action, for the amusement of , ummm me?
Oh, and for yourselves.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rather enjoy Forensics coccyx
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, FG is right (and not a bitch) It also begot a challange that resulted in the ubermadness face-off between us - extending the life and reach of the fun.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FARHEAD SMASH SMASH SMASH!!!
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS THE RADIO!!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come to think, she should consider changing her name to forensicgloid3.
At least when she's training for the Speshial Olypicths
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UR just jelus coz I gots a new hellmut 'n u dinnt.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BWAAAH AH AH AH AH AH
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh - Ok, Uber education time.
For those of you NOT following along.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99196
Post AND reviews. And if you wanna be an "A" student, you'll read ALL 'her' posts and the responses they generated.
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Thank you Crystle.
<Public Service Announcement> Crystle and I get along well. Any nasty comments, barbs, and general cattiness on our parts is the result of a semi-private joke that has taken on a life of its own. In other words, it is just a pile of mule biscuits. We hope this has addressed your concerns on the matter.</Public Service Announcement>
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come to think, she should consider changing her name to forensicgloid3.
At least when she's training for the Speshial Olypicths.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brdn, I meant her gloid helmet. The one she has to wear from keeping her large forehead safe from any bumps and bruises. Y'know, the ones they hand out on the short bus.
Damn! you mean she should have been on this bus: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112013
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh - Ok, Uber education time.
For those of you NOT following along.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99196
Post AND reviews. And if you wanna be an "A" student, you'll read ALL 'her' posts and the responses they generated.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brdn, I meant her gloid helmet. The one she has to wear from keeping her large forehead safe from any bumps and bruises. Y'know, the ones they hand out on the short bus.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARRRR! It's that dyslexic, narcissistic heifer DESPINA!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 14:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For fuckssakes...Start spelling words correctly...you're not 12 years old anymore.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're not gonna rick-roll me again Method!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
which helmet are you speaking of O? Incidently. I think there will be a part two to this.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nurrnia cracked me up..
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.nymethod.com/images/despina.jpg
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forensic certainly puts the "c" in "C T H."
I bet her keyboard's a sloppy mess from all the below-helmet drooling going on.
She's in her own personal Nurrnia all the day.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNAR!
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:52:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anfry jelous bicthes
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anfry jelous bicthes
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Amen!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no bitchiness here, see?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anfry jelous bicthes
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
urgh. Men... can't even spell right. I think Brdn's just jelus that FG isn't paying attention to him.
C T H! Get it RIGHT!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a bicth.
Crystle is definitely a bicth. Definitely.
You need to embrace your inner bicth. Just look to O-tron and Thorny for an example.
Bicthes
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what's with the bitchyness FG?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so paste it into the reviews. And don't forget to have Thorns wishing FG (aka: Stacy's mom)was there.
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A-HAHAHAHAHA!
Don't start Crystle.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ugh, I take that back, you're as homely as they come, you're definitely NOT invited to the 2007 handsomefest
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I get it
I don't
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I get it
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh - wait - streak BREAKER
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STREAKER BELOW
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tee hee...someone will beat me....
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i wanted to wait and do this when it reached like 50 reviews but someone will beat me to it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so hot for you right now
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really?
did you see the pic on his last post?
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thanks bitch. come give me a whisker rub.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nah, i'll leave it as it stands... if i wrote thier parts then I'd want to write in saccy and ghola and a couple others that came to mind AFTER i posted.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so hot for you right now
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really?
did you see the pic on his last post?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so paste it into the reviews. And don't forget to have Thorns wishing FG (aka: Stacy's mom)was there.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 10:14:10 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn I forgot O and Thorn's exploits in this. Shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so hot for you right now
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn I forgot O and Thorn's exploits in this. Shit.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlong, here's a great post you should definitely checkout: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112385
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lolz
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mildly funny.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Namedropper.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read between the lines. And no.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even the Chinese are against me.
-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I pictured the exact same thing in my head except Shlongy and Method were rubbing their dicks together as opposed to Crsytle and Hilarity and the boob thing.
weird.
It's KIND OF weird.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is way better than bart's horseshit post.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i never said so in the post. oh well.... wanna send me some pictures?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-10 13:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it's good to know that you beat off to internet girls. Now I will use this knowledge to defeat you and take all your stuff.
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how do you arrive at that conclusion?
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Ummm... I read your post? Also I can read minds.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:59:30 EDT (#)
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titty rubber below.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:57:33 EDT (#)
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AS IF!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:57:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:52:39 EDT (#)
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Well, it's good to know that you beat off to internet girls. Now I will use this knowledge to defeat you and take all your stuff.
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how do you arrive at that conclusion? I mean I DO but who doesn't?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:56:51 EDT (#)
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One day, I'm going to appear in a court of law. On that day I shall wear a suit and put gel in my hair. I shall wear the shiniest shoes and I shall look like a respectable adult who just walked in from wallstreet.
And on that day, the prosecutor will say, "Shadow, do you belong to the online community known as 'Ubersite'?"
And on that day of days, my only response will be a sigh, with eyes on the floor, and a defeated "fuck me."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:56:11 EDT (#)
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i am offended by the allegation that i act like a retard on uber.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:54:10 EDT (#)
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I pictured the exact same thing in my head except Shlongy and Method were rubbing their dicks together as opposed to Crsytle and Hilarity and the boob thing.
weird.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-10 12:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it's good to know that you beat off to internet girls. Now I will use this knowledge to defeat you and take all your stuff.