Your Going Down - part deuce (896 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2007-10-11 09:33:33 EDT
Part 1 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/112391
Stealing through the night I stealthily arrive at the meeting place Barry described. I'm late so I expect to find the meeting in full swing already and instead find just a few people there; Jeannee, Sacrilicious, HighVoltage, CaptainThorns, and Darth_Famine. They're all seated around a table listening to CaptainThorns play a soulful blues tune on his guitar.
"Where the fuck is everybody? Barry said the meeting was going to start at 9."
CaptainThorns started at the sound of my voice but without missing a beat kept playing and started singing.
"The meeting started
It was aborted
No one with ideas
So they pissed off to the pub"
"Thorns, stop playing. Listen, I just came from Teephah's office. He's rooted out the location of yourgoingdown. We can stop them! We need to get the others!"
"Ghola, Thorns told us about the meeting. He said it lasted all of five minutes before they decided they weren't smart enough to tackle this in the real world and decided to get drunk instead."
"Do you know which pub they went to?"
"Yeah, it's just down the street. It's called the Itchy Kitty"
"Come on! Let's go!"
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We arrived at the Itchy Kitty a few minutes later. Shlongy was walking so close to Crystle that she kept trying to push him away, there was a big wet mark of drool on her shoulder.
As we entered the pub the ten regulars and the owner all looked up at us. The bartender shook his head, "We won't serve you guys again."
"Aw come on, We didn't know TubGirl would do that, she's not even with us tonight."
"No. I warned you the time before that any more shenanigans from anyone associated with your group would be the end. Get out."
"Shlongy buy the bar. Barkeep, wanna stay and work for the new owner? Good, set us up."
Shlongy pulled out his wallet and started peeling thousand dollar bills off finally handing the owner two hundred grand. "Drinks are half off if you show me your tits girls. You'll drink for free if you show me your hole."
As the bartender started lining up the pints on the bar MudWhistle walked up to Shlongy, dropped trow, bent over and spread his cheeks. "Here's looking at you babe! I've got my brown eye on you!"
"Charge him double. Get away from me you freak, I was talking to the ladies of the bar. Hey bartender, after you have our drinks lined up go make a sign stating the rules for women."
I took my pint and paid and just as I was about to have my first drink Ghola burst through the door.
"Hey you fuckers! Put the drinks down, we have work to do!"
"Ghola, settle down my little peach. We gave that up. Scourge pointed out that we only do shenanigans on that silly website. Bart's got Teephah on his side and he's fought these things before, he'll be fine."
"No. You don't understand, I just came from Teephah's. yourgoingdown has begun the legal proceedings as they promised they would but they've also opened an office and have promised to hunt each of us down. We need to stop them before they really get up and running."
Taking a big drink of my black and tan I consider this for a moment. "What are they gonna do kill us? I'm not scared of those ass rangers, they're a bunch of prudes."
"Barry, listen. Listen all of you! They do plan on killing us. Their mission is to eradicate Uber and all that are associated with it. It's up to us to stop them. They've already started killing noobs, they got StereoTypist today."
Looking distressed Shlongy asks "Wasn't that the chick that camwhored with her ugly mug of a brother on her shoulder? The girl with the Astroturf lawn? Fuck. I haven't got pictures of her tits or her hole yet."
"Yeah, that's her. Teeph said the police found a note on her body stating simply "We're coming for YOU Uber.""
"Fine, we obviously need to stop them, we're all here, so let's talk. Shlong, can this be our headquarters?"
"As long as I get to see some tits and ass. Sit down Muddy, I already saw yours and I never want to see anything like that again. Fucker."
"Alright. So the Itchy Kitty will serve as headquarters. Ghola, please notify Teephah. We'll want him to join us here as we'll need to protect him while he continues the legal battle. Jeannee, Sacrilicious, Crystle, and Hilarity, show us all your lovely lady bits. Orgasmatron, work on kicking out the barflys. Only Uberites can stay while we're fighting this. Method, Darth_Famine, and Appollo, find out anything you can about this group; office location, websites, websites their members frequent, anything you can dig up."
"What about me?"
"HighVoltage your services are not needed yet but I'm sure they'll come in handy soon. Scourge, is there a group we can lobby to slow these fuckers down? Take Hadley and Kaos with you and see what you can come up with. MudWhistle, find Bart. Find him and tell him to join us, he should be here."
"Fuck you Barry. I'm not taking those two anywhere together. They're fighting like a couple of eight year old girls. I'll go alone."
"Fine.Anyone I haven't given a job to grab a beer and let's start brainstorming. We need ideas on how to stop these people. Girls, turn around. Shlongy passed out a long time ago, right after you all lifted your shirts in fact. Let the rest of us enjoy the sight. Thorns, play us a song music man."
As the girls turned Captain started playing his guitar. Ghola disappeared before our eyes using her ninja stealth to steal into the night. Method was working on dislodging Shlongy's tongue from his throat again and everyone else was at the bar, grabbing new drinks or refilling the ones they already had.
I pulled the prjoector screen out of the cieling and asked the bartender for a marker. Winking at Jeannee who was playing with Sacrilicious's right tit with her left hand and Crystle's left tit with her right hand I turned to the rest of the group.
"Ok, so let's hear them. No idea is too stupid."
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I can't wait to destroy these sick bastards. Fucking Barry with his "show me your tits" and "come on ladies, give me some sugar." I'll enjoy killing him myself. I need to be careful though, we won't get them all if I act too early. Hopefully I can report back to yourgoingdown soon to let them know of the Uberites plans.
It's so hard to wait. I am just burning to see the look in Barry's eyes when he realizes I betrayed him and all his jackass imaginary friends.
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's cute, too - see his recent camwhore.
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Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-15 09:15:49 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO
I just read this and realized that I absolutely love you and if I were to send "Hole" pics to anyone it would be to you.
Bravo!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
send to brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com
Privacy garaunteed.
the only nakey pictures I recieved and posted were of ghola and she said I could.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He'll be forwarding them to Shlongy...just so you know.
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO
I just read this and realized that I absolutely love you and if I were to send "Hole" pics to anyone it would be to you.
Bravo!!!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-10-13 11:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm having fun reading. Though name dropping doesn't hurt either.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Whatever, I would read more if you posted.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nicballs doesn't want to play in any games. I just find it completely unoriginal when the only thing you have to post about is the site itself.
well ok. but out of curiosity.... if i were writing this as a purrely fictional tale instead of a fictional tale with some of the silliness that is Uber incorporated would you then view this differently?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:14:49 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking prima donnas.
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Yes, I did once, and she was fantastic. :)
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meant to remain neutral
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nicballs doesn't want to play in any games. I just find it completely unoriginal when the only thing you have to post about is the site itself.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh -
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not reviewing any more until I get a speaking part.
It's difficult for Uber authors to convey your "lisp" accurately, so you might have to remain mute...and "extra" if you will.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha! @ uniter
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where can I get some of that Windex brand name dropping and cercle-jerk remover spray?
There seems to be some all over my monitor.
oh, it's F.A.L.L.E.N
all capitals.
just saying..
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep going. This is great stuff.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking prima donnas.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not reviewing any more until I get a speaking part.
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At least he didn't have you writing/singing awful lyrics. :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not reviewing any more until I get a speaking part.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have a post all typed out with pictures and all in reference to the Danger/Cookie thing if anyone wants it.
i may be the only asshole that would post it though.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have two cats
One is named itchy kitty, the other is fatty catty
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes there's irony fag.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's, erm...'you're' - the collective.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wooo!!! Sac's showin us her tits. naked pictures of ghola and now this. I might swoon.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicking out the barflies huh? I hope I got to use my Bear Hands.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or maybe that's the problem. do you feel left out nicballs?
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sico always wants to play in the ubergames...he just doesn't like to admit it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't even notice that you were in this, scourge.
No one did.
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yeah? well...your mom.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually i thought the surprise was better foreshadowed than that... now I re-read it and see that it is open to more possibbilities which is good. I will say though that it wasn't you i had in mind scourge.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm Being a redneck in a big black hat means one thing
I have lots of guns.
Fortify the Itchy Kitty!
:P
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Yeah, it's just down the street. It's called the Itchy Kitty"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't even notice that you were in this, scourge.
No one did.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, he feels left out.
the surprise ending is that i'm the bad guy. brdn told me via email but didn't want me to spoil it. too bad i like spoiling things.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or maybe that's the problem. do you feel left out nicballs?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberers patting each other on the back never gets old...+1 for realizing that.
who's back am i patting? I'm writing a fictional tale based on the original occurance posted by Bart. Many of the attributes or characteristics I'm putting on the people I've included in the story are exagerated or in a few cases exactly the opposite of the real person. I certainly have used a lot of people and it does end up looking like a namedropalooza but I'm just playing.
whatever, enjoy or don't, i don't care. this is as much for my own entertainment as anything else. I think I'll kill you next.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... Like NINE year old girls, I'll have you know!!!
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberers patting each other on the back never gets old...+1 for realizing that.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stick it in your tailpipe.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This nearly had me spitting coffee up all over my computer.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since I started here and made "friends" I've called you all my imaginary friends. that becomes less accurate when I meet you or talk to you on the phone since I can no longer claim you live in my computer but when I (rarely) speak of any of you in the real world you are my imaginary friends.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har, imaginary friends.
Well, if they could figure out where we all are, they'd still have to spend a president's ransom on plane tickets. Good thing we're so spread out.
hehe, I said "spread"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. I should punish you and record those lyrics, and post them up here.
WEEEE ARE THE SUPERFRIENDS
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know thier horrible. I haven't written lyrics in years and I was thinking of the old standarad
da da da da da
lyrics
da da da da da
lyrics
etc etc....
sorry to disappoint on that account but you were just singing off the cuff. your like sooper cool or something.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The meeting started
It was aborted
No one with ideas
So they pissed off to the pub"
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STOP MAKING ME SING SUCH GODDAMN AWFUL LYRICS
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Their mission is to eradicate Uber and all that are associated with it.
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That being the case, my army of simians is at your disposal. Just be careful when you order the attack, because the shit will start flying.
Then they'll pull out the uzis.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FG you'll have your part. I'm coming to it, I promise ;) giggity giggity.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Girls, turn around. Shlongy passed out a long time ago, right after you all lifted your shirts in fact. Let the rest of us enjoy the sight. Thorns, play us a song music man."
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i miss teephphah
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy starting the work day with a guffaw.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i miss teephphah
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 09:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha