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I Have A Huge Cock. (1196 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: -0.07 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fritolay <thefritolay.at.burntmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-01 15:40:38 EDT


Look at it.

(P.S. This post is pretty lame, but that's because I had to cover up my last post. Please don't see my last post. Every hit I get on that last post is another nail on my Ubersite coffin, so to speak. Don't see my last post. My last post is not work safe. Do not see it.)

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Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-25 02:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Frito, shit, shut the fuck up. We've seen or heard all the shit you have been posting.

Submitted by qaijinx (user info) at 2003-08-02 07:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're Gay.

Submitted by HedgehogAngel (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is one fucking funny picture!

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-01 16:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Asshole

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-01 16:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Asshole

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-01 16:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Asshole

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-01 16:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1052589026366726632

Asshole.

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-01 16:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Would that be the Dirtypaws Cumshot post?

Submitted by chinkydiva (user info) at 2003-08-01 16:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I heard the real BerZerk has a huge cock too. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM cock, I want to pet it.

Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-08-01 16:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That is one big cock.

But you only get a plus one for leading me on you bastard.

-BerZ

Submitted by chinkydiva (user info) at 2003-08-01 16:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

WOW THAT'S A BIG COCK YOU HAVE THERE!!! CAN I TOUCH IT? I WANT TO PET IT.

Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2003-08-01 16:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But watch the clit ring. . . .

>^,,^<

Submitted by Dirtypaws at 2003-08-01 16:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh and you are a pussy for taking it off the front page, now bow down and lick my clit like the bitch I know you are.

I rule.

>^,,^<

Submitted by dirtypaws <fuckyoufritolay.at.suckit.com> at 2003-08-01 16:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh you stupid mother fucker, don't you know I got a Sig .45 that will blow your fucking balls off as well as a 12 gauge pistol grip with a laser site? You better hope I never find you you dick licking, twat smelling, faggot, bum rusher, period soaked fugus.


Ahhhh, fuck it. I was never good at this shit anyways, unless I really care. I liked the pic and damned upset that I didn't see it first. I laughed out loud and I agree, why didn't anyone else think of this? Unfortunatly I need to send it to the other half who will probably get quite the kick out of it. Mmmmmm, yummy cum. . . . . .it's great for ph balance in the face. Too bad you took it off the main page though. I love the attention.


Peace,

>^,,^<

Submitted by ThePornoGuy (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your cock is big, but not as big as mine.

By the way, everyone, Fritolay's 'last post' which he is being such a fuck about is at:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105976602889346549
The link is for your convenience. It's a great fucking post, so I don't know why the asshole bumped it off.

Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

By the way, let me pre-emptively say that, if you are going to call me a pussy for covering up my last post, you are right in that I would rather be called a pussy than get banned from Ubersite. I am a pussy, does that make you bitches happy? I'm a PUSSSSY.

But hey, if it helps, it's just an expression of how hot I think Dirtypaws is. You rock, DP!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAH duck and cover!

Submitted by sendmehatemail (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

better watch it ... looks like the bad farmer man is about to go do him in... err.. chop his head off and stuff..


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