What Would You Hit This with? (1333 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.08 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2007-10-11 11:19:32 EDT
A hammer?
A Hooters chicken wing?
A liposuction machine?
What, Uber, what?
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-13 02:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't know why this post has such a bad rating. it was good for a few laughs.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-10-13 01:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nothing...god alreay beat me to it with hatchet face
Submitted by J_Man (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Angry Fist of God.
Submitted by casual_sloring_anyone (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd smack her in the face with my supplies...
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The ugly stick. Hang on...
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MY TINY IMPOTENT COCK!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A sock full of nickels.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-10-12 03:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A Clay Aiken CD.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-11 23:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dang, I'd tap that.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-11 23:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a bottle of BBQ sauce
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-11 22:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
with some fucking white power...and thats coming from a brown guy. take this fat bitch down a peg or two.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hamhock with a side of butterbeans
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yikes. In the words of an old friend of mine: "I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick."
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep it up and you'll find out who knows more about who, you creepy old man. While you're at it, get off my nuts.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A meat tenderizer.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A paper bag and a semi-erect cock.
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
Brisbane trip '07 wooo!
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A paper bag and a semi-erect cock.
Submitted by R0usseau (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd tap that.
Submitted by jpk34359 (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Cleveland Steamer. From my anus.
Carry on
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:47:18 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are pointless.
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SPOKEN THE LIKE THE STARTLED GUINEA PIG THAT YOU ARE
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another nigra
Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your dick.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
probly wit my penis after 6 or seven shots
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A restraining order from every fast food joint within a 100 mile radius
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A gallon of baby oil and my erect penis.
Damn, I want Taco Bell. I think I'll stop on the way home from work.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a burqa.
good reason not to wear booty shorts right there. i kinda like her shrug. i wonder if i can make it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are pointless.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not even with a stolen dick.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't understand the question
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
With this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mine_flail
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i can't think of anything better
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A small towel with a bar of soap inside.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
With this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mine_flail
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That is righteous!!!
Makes me want one.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
50 cans of various flavors of Slimfast dropped from a 5-story building?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The clothes are too tight making her appear larger than she is. And her make up is vile.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
With this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mine_flail
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With this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Hand_Grenade
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is one that would look better naked.
Reminds me of the time we were filming walurus in the arctic.....
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know that Peterbuilt made clothes.
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HA!! It's 'Peterbilt', and you may consider this little bit of comedy gold to be stolen.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know that Peterbuilt made clothes.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd stay the hell away from her, because her face tells me she is about to suffer a bout of explosive diahrrea.
damn, Johnny, whose Nut&Honey did you piss in this morning?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
With this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mine_flail
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if that's her real hair
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A shovel.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Stairmaster.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on, guys. That's my wife and she killed two people when those buttons blew off.
Show some sensitivity... sheez!
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mr. Daley, what the fuck is your malfunction in mentioning peoples names, partial or full? You are fucking creepy and if you keep it up I will risk everything in order to blast ALL of your credentials on this waste heap.
This is not a threat.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 10:23:43 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A minus two?
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not an alter you retaliatory bitch. Do you always get your knickers in a twist?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, the alters are out in force today.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Id hit her with a rhythm stick
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your face until death.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A rubber Nixon mask and a gallon of disinfectant.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A minus two?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ewww, she looks like she's only 12 years old in the face though!
EWWWWWW!!!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A truck.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't even touch her with yours.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
some fatbacks and greens
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2