The Crow (519 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 0.53 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by triangle_man (View user info) at 2007-10-11 11:49:41 EDT
I am transfusion of lust from another
I am your pain
I am the waking rasp at the door
I am the cool mist of rain
I am today, tomorrow and forever
I am a wing and a prayer
I am the smell of burning rubber
I am the crack of the whip
I am great solitude
I am raging lunacy
I am the calcium deposit
I am the weathering acid rain
I am the warmth in the night
I am that funny smell
I am a lick and a promise
I am the teller of tales
I am the mess at the end of the bed
I am the bringer of rain
I am the crow
I am the man in the straw hat
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Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:20:09 EDT (#)
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I am unable to even read this entire shitpile.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:33:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:45:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:08:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:54:53 EDT (#)
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I bet you would've +2'd if I posted Yvonne Decarlo's hole
Probably.
Maybe even Butch Patrick's.
But not Al Lewis!
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WOuld that make us "hole mates"?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:45:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:08:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:54:53 EDT (#)
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You're HERMAN MUNSTER!
We have a celebrity in our midst, kids...Bow down and kiss his dust-covered work boots.
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I bet you would've +2'd if I posted Yvonne Decarlo's hole
Probably.
Maybe even Butch Patrick's.
But not Al Lewis!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:08:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:54:53 EDT (#)
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You're HERMAN MUNSTER!
We have a celebrity in our midst, kids...Bow down and kiss his dust-covered work boots.
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I bet you would've +2'd if I posted Yvonne Decarlo's hole
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:57:25 EDT (#)
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KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!
Sorry, what game are we playing?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:54:53 EDT (#)
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You're HERMAN MUNSTER!
We have a celebrity in our midst, kids...Bow down and kiss his dust-covered work boots.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:38:05 EDT (#)
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CAW CAW CAW
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:44:06 EDT (#)
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I AM IRON MAN
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:33:04 EDT (#)
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I AM THAT I AM.
Submitted by pshuu (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:16:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:57:38 EDT (#)
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I am Herman Munster
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Brought to you in technicolor.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:14:02 EDT (#)
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Sometimes dead is better
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:12:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:59:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:55:16 EDT (#)
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I'm Spartacus
NO CONTRACTIONS IN ANCIENT ROME
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Sparticusere
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:06:47 EDT (#)
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I am Joe's complete lack of original ideas.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:04:38 EDT (#)
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I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world. He's a
jerk -- end of story.
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:03:06 EDT (#)
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I don't think Kirk Douglas can say 'otherwise' anymore. Poor sod.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:01:41 EDT (#)
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(and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-11 12:01:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:59:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:55:16 EDT (#)
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I'm Spartacus
NO CONTRACTIONS IN ANCIENT ROME
KIRK DOUGLAS SAYS OTHERWISE
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:59:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:55:16 EDT (#)
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I'm Spartacus
NO CONTRACTIONS IN ANCIENT ROME
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:57:38 EDT (#)
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I am Herman Munster
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:56:21 EDT (#)
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I'm Ron Burgandy?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:55:16 EDT (#)
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I'm Spartacus
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:53:14 EDT (#)
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Hey....................Im Troy Mclure, you may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:53:11 EDT (#)
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I'm Batman.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:52:43 EDT (#)
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I am Lily Munster.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-11 11:51:27 EDT (#)
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I am Herman Munster.