New phone number (1189 hits)
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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-10-11 15:48:49 EDT
Hey, Uber pals. I recently moved as some of you know, but it's a bit more of a move than I let on. I moved to Tennessee! Knoxville to be specific. So because of that, I just got myself a new phone so it would be local for my new job.
Call me at 865-455-2105 so I can update my current Uber phone book.
A-Listers only, please.
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:20:19 EDT (#)
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oooh.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:26:54 EDT (#)
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no, she killed herself in shame after real pictures of her vagina made it onto the site.
she made a brief reappearance whilst trying to present herself as someone else but was swiftly hounded out again.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:15:36 EDT (#)
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I'm the original Val. From like, a billion years ago. Not urbane. Is she still ubering? There can only be one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:14:19 EDT (#)
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you're the good looking Val aren't you? Not that urbane cunt?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:05:36 EDT (#)
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no, we have no beef. i don't think. who knows.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:02:32 EDT (#)
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i mean that in a nice way, i have no axe to grind with you i don't think.... i lose track though.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-14 13:58:43 EDT (#)
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val='tard.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 13:49:31 EDT (#)
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AJ are you fucking kidding me? I moved to Knoxville 3 months ago! You know what this means.... Ubercon Knox. Oh god, I'm creaming my pants just thinking about it!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-10-12 14:27:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2007-10-11 21:56:36 CDT (#)
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Is this like your ex-girlfriends number or something?
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You must be new.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:49:07 EDT (#)
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oh fuck, who's "A-List" anymore anyways.
ps AJ I still have A phone number stored in my phone with your name on it, from the Atlantic City adventure.
I could put that one up here for you.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:39:26 EDT (#)
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nurr 29 below
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-10-12 03:25:46 EDT (#)
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I hope you like porn subscriptions!
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-10-12 02:22:46 EDT (#)
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I haven't used this word to describe someone in a long time.
What a fuckin' SCHMUCK!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-12 00:28:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 13:52:08 PDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:20:21 EDT (#)
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When was the last time a clown told a joke? Comedians tell jokes. Jesters jest.
You are stupid, and just looking more stupid by the second.
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0_o
sweet jesus...have yourself a camomile, buddy. it's not a big deal.
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Hahaha
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-11 23:29:27 EDT (#)
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suck my D-list cock you internet super weenie
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-11 23:06:39 EDT (#)
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A-Listers? That must stand for Assholes, because they are the only friends you have. . .
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-11 23:05:02 EDT (#)
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AJ, be cool.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-11 22:58:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:31:25 EST (#)
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The phrase "Uber phone book" made me violently ill.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2007-10-11 22:56:36 EDT (#)
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Is this like your ex-girlfriends number or something?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-10-11 21:31:25 EDT (#)
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The phrase "Uber phone book" made me violently ill.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:48:01 EDT (#)
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TRAITOR BELOW
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME SINISTRAL
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:40:58 EDT (#)
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Hmmm, more likely than not I'll be inhabiting Knoxville within the next year. Please let me know how you like it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:06:48 EDT (#)
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That would be http://www.ubersite.com/u/underoathmeal
;)
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:03:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:51:16 EDT (#)
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Putting your phone number on Uber is #1 of the "Dumbest Things to do. Ever." list.
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Wrong.
For #1 and numbers 2-12, please refer to http://www.ubersite.com/underoathmeal
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:02:20 EDT (#)
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I've decided that you people find me too trustworthy.
=(
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:46:54 EDT (#)
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i didn't know you were into drugs
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:37:14 EDT (#)
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not a zero because knoxville is a kick ass city, not a +2 because we are not exchanging numbers.
im b-list, you see?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:30:34 EDT (#)
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Thank god I'm not an A-lister so I don't have to listen to another gay chat advert.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:46:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:36:35 EDT (#)
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two nurrds below for believing i forgot the numberlock.
christ i'm not blonde.
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No, but...
... ah, nevermind. Too easy.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:27:47 EDT (#)
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what's the big deal - it's just a phone number.
Brisbane trip '07 wooooo!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:05:25 EDT (#)
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I thought he said "Canadians" tell jokes.
I almost udged my fundies
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:00:18 EDT (#)
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Ever make it out to Nash Vegas you should look me up, man. We'll grab a beer or something. Welcome to Tenn.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:52:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:20:21 EDT (#)
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When was the last time a clown told a joke? Comedians tell jokes. Jesters jest.
You are stupid, and just looking more stupid by the second.
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0_o
sweet jesus...have yourself a camomile, buddy. it's not a big deal.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:42:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:20:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:09:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:03:43 EDT (#)
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But its still a stupid joke.
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it's not a joke. do i look like a clown? i'm way too sexy for that.
it's just a bad jest.
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When was the last time a clown told a joke? Comedians tell jokes. Jesters jest.
You are stupid, and just looking more stupid by the second.
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Last Thurs. at my niece's birthday party, a clown told a joke.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:41:36 EDT (#)
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go fuck a sheep.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:37:40 EDT (#)
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DUR
really noonie?
Did you really?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:36:35 EDT (#)
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two nurrds below for believing i forgot the numberlock.
christ i'm not blonde.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:36:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:52:12 CDT (#)
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I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR REAL NUMBER HERE WHAT A TOOL
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:35:42 EDT (#)
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nurrr two below
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:34:24 EDT (#)
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nurrr below
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:33:04 EDT (#)
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it would help if the number lock is on.
let me do it again.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:32:20 EDT (#)
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i'll post my old number.
someone call it and tell me who picks up.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:26:01 EDT (#)
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Overeaction below?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:25:50 EDT (#)
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Why are you arguing over the stupidest thing, ever?
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:20:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:09:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:03:43 EDT (#)
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But its still a stupid joke.
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it's not a joke. do i look like a clown? i'm way too sexy for that.
it's just a bad jest.
__________________
When was the last time a clown told a joke? Comedians tell jokes. Jesters jest.
You are stupid, and just looking more stupid by the second.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:18:55 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:13:22 EDT (#)
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cocksucker!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:11:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 21:09:30 BST (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:03:43 EDT (#)
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But its still a stupid joke.
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it's not a joke. do i look like a clown? i'm way too sexy for that.
it's just a bad jest.
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So you're a Jester? Or how aboot a harlequin? I can see you prancing around in far too tight clothing rattling your bladder on a stick.
And it sickens me to my cancer ridden bones you accursed mime! MIME!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:11:11 EDT (#)
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Anybody call you yet, fag?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:09:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:03:43 EDT (#)
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But its still a stupid joke.
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it's not a joke. do i look like a clown? i'm way too sexy for that.
it's just a bad jest.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:05:49 EDT (#)
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My best friend lives in Knoxville...shall I tell him to look you up...so he can have a good laugh at your expense?
In case you're wondering, yeah, he's richer than Shlongy...the fucker.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:03:43 EDT (#)
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Now I get it.
But its still a stupid joke.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:02:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:01:14 EDT (#)
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I dont understand how being 6 feet tall makes him a freak.
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if you're in fetal position and still 6' tall...ah nevermind
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:01:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:55:16 EDT (#)
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they have phones in Tennessee?!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:01:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:00:33 EDT (#)
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What's the big deal? I've posted my number on this site at least 3 times and the only person who ever found it and called me was JonnyX.
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Why does that not surprise me?
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:01:14 EDT (#)
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I dont understand how being 6 feet tall makes him a freak.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:00:33 EDT (#)
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What's the big deal? I've posted my number on this site at least 3 times and the only person who ever found it and called me was JonnyX.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:57:47 EDT (#)
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i bet that when you cry in fetal position in your bunk bed while listening to Creed, you're still 6' tall...freak.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:55:16 EDT (#)
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they have phones in Tennessee?!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:54:29 EDT (#)
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No less than two Uberers have phoned me. One of them was a giraffe.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:54:17 EDT (#)
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don't look at me, man.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:52:51 EDT (#)
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I got drunk a few years ago and put my number on here.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:52:25 EDT (#)
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Aj, you're not a loser.
Well, maybe you are.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:52:12 EDT (#)
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I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR REAL NUMBER HERE WHAT A TOOL
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:51:46 EDT (#)
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I'd call right now if I wasn't at work.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:51:16 EDT (#)
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Putting your phone number on Uber is #1 of the "Dumbest Things to do. Ever." list.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:50:27 EDT (#)
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Ain't no place I'd rather be...
Submitted by nyxmar (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:50:19 EDT (#)
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If thats your real number then you are fucking insane.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:50:07 EDT (#)
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Hes always lurking aboot, Greeking up the place
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-11 15:49:34 EDT (#)
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you have GOT to be kidding me, you fucking LOSER