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One True Love (578 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.53 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (View user info) at 2007-10-11 17:05:37 EDT



"Sweetheart, I'm home" he called, as he closed the front door behind him. His face was full of anticipation, as it had been all day. Tonight was going to be special, their 6 month anniversary. He thought back to all the previous years spent alone with no one to love. It was going to be different now. Debbie had changed all that.

Putting his briefcase in the hall, he went into the kitchen in search of a vase for the flowers he had bought. Roses were her favourite. She would like these.

Twenty minutes and two thumbs pricked later the roses adorned the table in the dining room. The red of the roses and the newly lit candles contrasted well with the crisp white of the neatly folded napkins. He checked the slow cooker and with a spoon tasted the contents. "Mmmm perfect" he said.

Pouring himself a glass of wine he made his way upstairs. The bedroom door was ajar and he could see Debbie on the bed. He paused at the doorway not wanting to enter and disturb her. Such beauty he thought, as he gazed at her nubile body wrapped only in a white silk baby doll nightie. Her auburn tussled locks covered the pillow beneath her head.

He couldn't have loved her more. She was everything to him. From the first day they had met about six months previous he had loved her. He remembered when she had first arrived at his door on a windswept day. He had taken her in and it had been love at first sight. Since then they had never been apart and he doubted they ever would.

He decided he wouldn't wake her yet but went to run her bath. He always did. There was nothing he wouldn't do for her. Like any man, he took great satisfaction from their lovemaking but it was when Debbie bathed that he felt closest to her. He would pamper her with oils, brush her hair and dry her in the softest of towels.

His efforts didn't go without rewards. Debbie was more than grateful. She was always there for him both as a lover and a friend. She only took what he wanted to give. Never complained or nagged. And her smile. That was what he liked more than anything else. Her smile. She always smiled.

He tested the water with his elbow, didn't want it being too hot. He smiled. He knew she wouldn't complain even if it was. He undressed then, meticulously folding his clothes up and putting them in the laundry basket.

Entering the bedroom he whispered her name. In his mind she answered him. This was love. Not real love but his love. He picked her up and carried her to the bathroom. To him she wasn't just a doll.......... but his one true love.







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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-12 15:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Kinda predictable.

And good lord those hoots are massive.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA! Did you get inspired by movie previews? I saw a preview recently with the same plotline.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As a champion of sorts for the sad and pathetic everywhere I must draw a bit of a line here. Y'see there are a whole bunch of fetishests into the whole 'doll' thing. You know Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? That scene when Trudy Scrumptious is made up like an automaton and singing "round and around..." on that music box? That is extreme porn to them.

Basically if they had a real woman they would insist on them being motionless and generally positionable around the house. It is merely an alternative state of sexuality and we should celebrate diversity rather than be 'creeped out' by it.

Anyway, my point is that they aren't 'sad and pathetic' per se, it is not like they are addicted to gambling or something.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-12 04:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There was a creepy documentary on youTube about Real Dolls that Caul linked a while ago.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-11 21:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well written indeed.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dis-fucking-turbing, keep it up

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Ok, what's a 'shwank'??

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okay, i was told by my male flatmate and his friend that a 'shwank' is when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump and then start having a wank at the same time. gross.

of course this was part of 2 hour long conversation where i was informed on the many different ways and techniques in which guys use to beat off.


Brisbane trip '07 woooo!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think that dolls statistics are modelled on mine.
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Hoots/waist/hips? Number of fingers? IQ?

Be specific.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how fucking sad and pathetic would someone have to be to have one of those. it actually creeps me out. creeps out me more than the time i found out what a 'shwank' was. *shudders*



Brisbane trip '07 woooo!


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Ok, what's a 'shwank'??

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think that dolls statistics are modelled on mine.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how fucking sad and pathetic would someone have to be to have one of those. it actually creeps me out. creeps out me more than the time i found out what a 'shwank' was. *shudders*



Brisbane trip '07 woooo!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Kinda predictable.

And good lord those hoots are massive.

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked what that guy said, the funny guy, more than this post. As a matter of fact, the post was kinda weak.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Woman: Why would a man ever want to make love to a rubber doll?
Man: well, its not the first fucking option


I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store,
could I?

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