Small talk + Camwhore (2646 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2007-10-11 17:16:37 EDT
Have you ever crouched in a tanning booth and use the floor ventilation to dry your anus of the accumulated asscrack sweat throughout the day?
I have. It's liberating.
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, you squeezed a chuckle out of me.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112498#2556160
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:05:18 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha - she also fucked the entire 1982 Denver Broncos defensive line in one night. Any one of them could be my father.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, but one time I played a game of "Have you ever...." (you know, that games where you ask "have you ever" questions and the people that have evered have to take a drink) and asked the other players "have you ever fucked Method's Mom?". Everyone took a drink. Twice.
Submitted by dronebee (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:34:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-15 10:20:58 EDT (#)
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you look stoned.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:09:54 EDT (#)
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no but i have tried to shit in a pool pump with disastrous goatse-like consequences.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not enough people camwhore.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:09:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/112467
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-10-13 16:25:18 EDT (#)
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you're fucking weird
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-12 15:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN
Jew Justice below
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-12 15:35:47 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you just linked to a picture of yourself posing in your underwear and giving me the horn-eyes. Do you wax your whole chest and abdomen? You sick fuck.
Tell me, did it hurt getting fucked in the ass the first few times?
Tanning booths make you look like an orange Guido freak. Case in point... I bet you fucking glow in the dark now. Why don't you get some fucking sun instead? The Germans have left, it's safe to wander outside.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-12 14:28:46 EDT (#)
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Is that a jiz stain in your HAIR?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 14:11:51 EDT (#)
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why do you say Vive Chabal?
i only care about hockey.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-12 13:53:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-11 22:36:27 EDT (#)
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Nice haircut Elane, it looks trim and proper yet fashionably messy; like you tried hard with your sculpting mold to make it look like you just got out of bed. """
yes, i tried real hard. it takes me 10 seconds to fix my hair. which is considerably less than sikhs who roll that messy hair under paper towel.
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Wouldn't know, I don't wear a turban.
"Yes you do, you're a camel jockey, you all do. and you smell!"
You're french-canadian and a bastard with no culture
"You smell like curry!"
There, I just summed up our [mainly your] bitching and heat for the next 2 days. Carry on.
Vive Chabal.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're my favourite asshole. And now dry aswell...
Life is just too fucking great. You look stoned,btw.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:28:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-10-12 00:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That Valoo Village couch,those clothes,yer freakin' hair,that cheesy stubble face and that gooney look.This pic has MONTREAL written all over it!
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I just noticed this review..."Valoo Village"...rofl
reminds me of that very spot on review http://www.ubersite.com/m/110853#2496765
p.s. i think my friend's couch does come from Village Des Valeurs :-Þ
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop slouching.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that a jiz stain on the wall?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i cracked one off over this
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ter hot.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One cheek is much pinker than the other.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Metroterrorist look. You pioneer, you :)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-12 10:08:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:55:58 EDT (#)
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My make up is so bad because I don't usually wear it. Oh well.
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no excuse.
we love caul for who he is. a unique and delicate snowflake.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:57:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:54:28 EDT (#)
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I never said I liked men not to take time over their appearance.
It is that whole spending 20 minutes shaping their hair then another 25 shaving their stubble into 'trendy' designs.
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yeah, but that doesn't apply to me so wtf is your point?
gtfo, you piglet.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:55:58 EDT (#)
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My make up is so bad because I don't usually wear it. Oh well.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:54:28 EDT (#)
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I never said I liked men not to take time over their appearance.
It is that whole spending 20 minutes shaping their hair then another 25 shaving their stubble into 'trendy' designs. Well, it is so narcissistic. Women too.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ANYONE who takes a 45 minute shower should be held in contempt.
But if she gets into the whole dirty caveman thing, that's her business.
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Steady on there, the woman drives a truck and lives somewhere where they all talk like "Ah done seen it wit' ma own two eyes!" so she probably doesn't have a lot of choice in the matter.
And for your information sometimes people who have unruly hair have to spend a little bit longer in the shower than others. It is our burden for having such magnificent bouffants.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:54:00 EDT (#)
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orphelia - with that much makeup you look like a paintball target http://www.ubersite.com/m/111836 if anyone spends too much time on his appearance here, it's not me.
now gtfo. you remind me of my ex who gave me shit to get my attention.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:51:21 EDT (#)
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ANYONE who takes a 45 minute shower should be held in contempt.
But if she gets into the whole dirty caveman thing, that's her business.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:48:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:43:59 EDT (#)
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There is nothing wrong with a man taking time and making an effort to look good. I don't know where we get the attitude that it is acceptable for men to walk around like unbathed Neanderthals 24/7.
Even men who have the scruffy thing going on can make sure they're bathed and clothing is clean and teeth brushed.
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I believe it was Hilarity_Ensues who said she held nothing but contempt for men who took "45 minute long, girl showers".
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:45:58 EDT (#)
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I am like about 7 pounds over weight.
And most of my girlfriends are very beautiful I am not jealous of that at all. I am too long in the tooth to be unhappy with my lot.
And well, my stubble doesn't grow naturally tidy!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:43:59 EDT (#)
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There is nothing wrong with a man taking time and making an effort to look good. I don't know where we get the attitude that it is acceptable for men to walk around like unbathed Neanderthals 24/7.
Even men who have the scruffy thing going on can make sure they're bathed and clothing is clean and teeth brushed.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My first time in a tanning booth was a couple of years ago. I thought it was hilarious that you have to get into certain...um.. positions to get the sprayers to hit you in the right places. Giggled my way through the whole thing.
Love going now though - the weather over in England doesn't give you a very healthy glow.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:41:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:04:58 EDT (#)
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That stubble is neat! Stubble doesn't grow naturally neat!
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o_O
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:26:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another link to my camwhore, so kind.
Speaking from experience, males who take so much time over their appearance do so to make up for lacking in other areas. Where are you lacking, Caul?
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that's one of the lamest comeback i've ever heard. a mix of bitterness and psycho pop.
where did i say i take so much time over my appearance? you assume that cuz it's the only argument you have to justify your bitterness. like those ugly chicks who'll say "oh well, she's a bitch/snob/slut" when they cross a beautiful girl.
it takes me about 2 minutes to get ready in the morning and i shave once a week cuz i'm lazy and cuz i happen to look better like that. OMFG! WHAT A METRO!
stop hating and get on a treadmill
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:06:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-12 03:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is the nicest pic I've seen of you.. really natural.
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i prefer the drunk rodent one. nothing's more natural than drunk.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:04:58 EDT (#)
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That stubble is neat! Stubble doesn't grow naturally neat!
Ok ok he is hot and he looks soooooooooooooo sexy here. Swoon.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The man hasn't even shaved and you're railing him for taking too much time over his appearence?
Chill woman.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another link to my camwhore, so kind.
Speaking from experience, males who take so much time over their appearance do so to make up for lacking in other areas. Where are you lacking, Caul?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:35:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 03:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, natural. Your arrogance is shining through.
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that's my sweet face, actually.
all males are arrogant when you look like this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111836
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:33:01 EDT (#)
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MyNameIsTim, stop recycling your bad jokes.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey, new jersey called. it wants it's look back.
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plus, you use new jersey for all sauces as if everything related to it... http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=new+jersey&user_id=11551&super=on
stfu already
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never been in a tanning booth. However, if my crack was sweaty and there was ventilation, I would liberate.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-11 22:36:27 EDT (#)
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Nice haircut Elane, it looks trim and proper yet fashionably messy; like you tried hard with your sculpting mold to make it look like you just got out of bed. """
yes, i tried real hard. it takes me 10 seconds to fix my hair. which is considerably less than sikhs who roll that messy hair under paper towel.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-12 08:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look monkeyed mate.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-12 07:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY H-mo...new jersey just called, it wants it's sense of style back.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-12 04:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice hair
we should compare hair one day.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-12 03:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, natural. Your arrogance is shining through.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-12 03:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is the nicest pic I've seen of you.. really natural.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-10-12 00:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Laurel ,where's yer partner,Hardy!
That Valoo Village couch,those clothes,yer freakin' hair,that cheesy stubble face and that gooney look.This pic has MONTREAL written all over it!
My sympathies are in order.
+2 for being Canadian.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-12 00:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You are one weird looking motherfucker, but +1 because the text made me chuckle.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-11 23:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ouin euh.... You're a sexy beast.
J'crois que la y faudrait que.... je te disent que.... j'aimerai avoir tes enfants si y serait aussi beau que toi. Tu n'est meme pas oubliger de t'en occuper. Promis.
Ahhhh.... C'est juste des blagues mon choux!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-11 23:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spock was your Granpere, non?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-11 22:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 22:40:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:19:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:51:58 EDT (#)
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how come 100% of the french canadians on this site are self obsessed attention whores? thanks for the profile shot, you're really hot.
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you're just pissed cuz you're a sand nigger.
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And here I thought he was an Nomadic Icelandic fisherman. Who says Uber isn't educational.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-11 22:36:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:19:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:51:58 EDT (#)
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how come 100% of the french canadians on this site are self obsessed attention whores? thanks for the profile shot, you're really hot.
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you're just pissed cuz you're a sand nigger
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CLEVER! I haven't heard that one before, you should totally do stand up.
Nice haircut Elane, it looks trim and proper yet fashionably messy; like you tried hard with your sculpting mold to make it look like you just got out of bed. Where is your striped shirt?
Just kidding, but not really.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-11 22:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read it, and I'm damn sorry I had to see that/it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-10-11 21:26:24 EDT (#)
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There is absolutely nothing heterosexual about this post.
You're quite the Narcissist aren't you, Mon ami?
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-11 21:13:38 EDT (#)
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Lame.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:31:06 EDT (#)
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oh, jamowilly40 is oathmeal...i love with when juicers (he'll deny it) call other's wimps.
lmao...that's like putting a sock on your small cock to elongate it...hey wait...that reminds me of someone!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:21:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:14:22 EDT (#)
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Looking a little orange there babe. Tanorexia is a very real disorder.
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ROFL
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:20:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:01:44 EDT (#)
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Hit the gym you fucking wimp.
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cuz sitting in a couch is such a bodybuilding pose...sigh
i'm bigger than this now http://www.ubersite.com/m/94578
i'm not enormous but i doubt i'm a wimp as i doubt you're fit to discuss people's shape.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:19:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:51:58 EDT (#)
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how come 100% of the french canadians on this site are self obsessed attention whores? thanks for the profile shot, you're really hot.
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you're just pissed cuz you're a sand nigger.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:14:22 EDT (#)
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Looking a little orange there babe. Tanorexia is a very real disorder.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:03:09 EDT (#)
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I have a bigger beer gut than you. nyah nyah
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:01:44 EDT (#)
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Hit the gym you fucking wimp.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-11 20:01:21 EDT (#)
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Is he still euro trash if he's Canadian?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:51:58 EDT (#)
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how come 100% of the french canadians on this site are self obsessed attention whores? thanks for the profile shot, you're really hot.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:46:52 EDT (#)
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I hate small talk, but I love bullshitting.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 14:20:34 PDT (#)
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i only watch habs games.
i care not about the others until the playoffs.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Couldn't get passed "tanning booth."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:20:41 EDT (#)
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I know Caul. You wacky canadian hipster you. Lighten up. Use some of that Daz on your sense of 'umour.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:14:13 EDT (#)
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You must have had you a wildcat, boy. You done look rode hard and put away wet! Heh heh heh. <nudge wink>
Just kidding, mon chéri.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:10:57 EDT (#)
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it's a girl's place and i was joking, you britanidiot.
Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 sexy bloke
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:49:28 EDT (#)
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Do you stand in front of the mirror and look over your shoulder and check out your own ass?
While you are doing that, do you make your butt cheeks dance?
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...doesnt everybody?
i feel like youre implying something negative here.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:07:56 EDT (#)
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it does look like a man's apartment.
ANYWAY - hooray for people wearing out their knees on strange carpets.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:06:47 EDT (#)
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évidemment.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:05:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 00:04:08 BST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:02:14 EDT (#)
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It's because you look scruffy and masculine.
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i look scruffy cuz this was taken in the dark after having the sexxors.
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avec un garcon?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:04:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:02:14 EDT (#)
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It's because you look scruffy and masculine.
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i look scruffy cuz this was taken in the dark after having the sexxors.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:02:27 EDT (#)
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HotWillie reacts like a fat bitter woman.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-11 19:02:14 EDT (#)
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This is the first camwhore where I've found you attractive, Frenchy! It's because you look scruffy and masculine. In real life we'd probably both have to be high to not kill each other.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:49:28 EDT (#)
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Why all this preoccupation with your asscrack, asshole, and ass cheeks, Caul?
Do you stand in front of the mirror and look over your shoulder and check out your own ass?
While you are doing that, do you make your butt cheeks dance?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aah Bobby, with that Daz you are blinding us!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:43:09 EDT (#)
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I thought you were supposed to be good looking.
Are you using an uber-scale because that's cheating dude.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:33:13 EDT (#)
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awesome innovation below
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:32:36 EDT (#)
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i prefer finding a high powered toilet and flushing it a few times as i sit on it. dingleberries be damned, my anus gets clean. a quick wipe and im good to go, guvnuh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:32:35 EDT (#)
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this is not my place...stfu
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-10-11 18:13:13 EDT (#)
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A little less time at the salon and some more time spent on spackling that white-trash wall is in order.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Get a fucking job.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not me. I use a segway
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:49:56 EDT (#)
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it's also mandatory if you walk/jog a lot.
of course, americans wouldn't know that since they all (yes, all!) travel either on 4-wheel scooters or in Sururbans.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:46:03 EDT (#)
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don't GAH. we're in 2007. a slick asscrack is a question of hygiene. no sweat, easy wiping and pleasant for rimming.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No we have sun here....
No I have a servant for that...
Only when "they" are watching...
Yes with lime and salt???
Some times I use the wall dryer in the mens room.
Only when there's a schlongy cam in the vent.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:41:45 EDT (#)
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GAHHHH!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:39:25 EDT (#)
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i only nair it
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:39:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:34:49 EDT (#)
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BUT DO YOU BLEACH YOUR ASSHOLE.
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Bad Katy. You forgot the question mark.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:34:49 EDT (#)
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BUT DO YOU BLEACH YOUR ASSHOLE.
that wasn't supposed to be in caps but i'm going to leave it that way cuz it looks better.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a SEXY BITCH, baby, yeah!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:33:31 EDT (#)
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You really are one weird fuckin' dude, you know that?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know know entirely too much about your tanning/anus habits.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
toronto beat us last time.
we have a shitty team. all we can hope for is to maybe make the playoffs.
maybe in 10,000 years we'll have our 25th Cup.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
crap post but the look on your face made me laugh like an idiot.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't use tanning beds because even when I do I still get a sock line.
I'm here all week.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:19:51 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would fuck you straight
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that like, your favourite shirt?
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?!
i bought this like 2 weeks ago and i wore it like twice.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well you could be toronto...and have no goalies and no scoring and a coach that is shitting his pants every game.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that like, your favourite shirt?
I get paranoid in tanning booths - i'm always certain that people are going to come charging in whilst i'm lying there naked.
Brisbane trip '07 wooooo!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmmm ghey?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck u. goalies is the only thing we have.
when you're top offense player is some obscure finnish b-player with cancer, you're in trouble.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we'll trade you for one of your goalies...we'll take price you can have nitty...heads up
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i only watch habs games.
i care not about the others until the playoffs.
the only thing i care about philadelphia is that hiv song from bruce springsteen.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would fuck you straight
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did you see the flyers light up the 'nucks last night...8 to fucking 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*soul
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you should...it's good for the sold.
and you can dry your ass.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i've never been to the tanning booth
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-11 17:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:02:45 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
COME HERE MY LITTLE FRAULEIN
LET ME STROKE YOUR....HOW DO YOU SAY.....PENIS?
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:02:17 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel all weird not be involved in this UberDrama.
Method...hold me!