Your Going Down - Part Three (756 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2007-10-12 11:04:31 EDT
Part 1 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/112391
Part 2 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/112406
Leaping from rooftop to rooftop I streak through the night, I've always found it easier to move when I'm not bound by constricting clothing. The one sacrifice I make in this regard is that it hinders my stealth because I'm so white that if there's any light I nearly glow.
Barry sent me on this mission to get to Bart and notify him that Uber is uniting to fight off those yourgoingdown ass clowns. Knowing that noob was killed today I know that I need to be fast and invisible.
I run, leaving the Itchy Kitty behind and pulling Bart's residence ever closer. Suddenly I feel a punch and then an explosion of pain above my breast. As I crash to the ground, I look down to see a gunshot wound bubbling blood. Falling from the rooftop, I have just enough time to wonder how hitting the ground will feel.
Splat
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I've had six pints now and am beginning to feel the start of a buzz. I've also acquired an insane headache from listening to the shit ideas coming from the assembeled Uber fighters. Nearly all of them involve emus or rabbits or old men pissing on each other and none of them actually seem to have potential.
I look around the room at the drunk group of people trying to find a way to save our imaginary world. The girls have completely disrobed. They've somehow found a bottle of fish oil, three grapefruit, and a toilet plunger and are merrily using those items in exciting, if not a little disturbing, ways. Every now and then Shlongy wakes up from passing out but as soon as he sees the girls and whatever they're up to when he looks he immediately passes out again.
Hadley and Kaos are arguing in the corner and MudWhistle has taken a front row seat to egg them on. Some watch the drama, unfolding for the first time in real life, others mill about restlessly, drinking, smoking and pretending to think about the problem at hand.
Suddenly Ograsmatron leaps to his feet. "I've got it! We could build a huge wooden emu"
"Oh my god! Fuck off with your rabbits and emus! This is serious! Don't you realize this is about more than Uber now? They're killing our noobs and it won't be long before they come after us!"
"Well who made you Big Chief Stinkeminthepants? You haven't offered any better Barry. Now let's hear him out, at least he's offering an idea."
"Nobody MADE me leader Scourge but nobody else has stepped up either. Here, you take over."
I gave Scourge the marker and walked over to the girls. "Hey ladies, need a big piece of meat? You can make a sandwich."
As I was pulled to the floor by six arms and three tongues I heard Scourge say "go ahead O".
"Well, as I was saying, we could build a huge wooden emu, fill it full of explosives, and deliver it as a gift. Then when we're sure they're all at the office we can blow it, and them, to kingdom come."
Scourge was about to reply when the door of the bar flew open. ForensicGirl walked in carrying Ghola's naked body in her arms.
"I found her in the street. She's been shot and judging from the head trauma, she either fell from one of the rooftops or someone was smashing her head into the ground after she was shot."
There was a moment of complete silence before all hell broke loose. Kaos ran to Ghola's naked body, now laid out on a table, wailing like a little girl "NOOOOO! My little elfin girl, we never got to consummate our love for each other! This can't be! If I can't have you in life I'll have you in death."
Kaos was undoing his belt. Thankfully, before he could drop his pants, CaptainThorns smashed his guitar over Kaos's head.
"You see?! I told you they're coming for us! We need to act now, before they get anyone else! Apollo, Method, and Darth_Famine, go get Teephah and Bart and bring them back here. Be careful, if you meet any resistance kill them. Orgasmatron, Your emu idea sucks but we may be able to use part of it. Is there anyone who knows anything about explosives?"
"I do Barry."
"Ok, HighVoltage, take Orgasmatron and get whatever materials you need to put a bomb together. Think Unibomber, we can send those bastards at yourgoingdown a little care package. MudWhistle, wake Shlongy up and make sure he doesn't see the girls, I want you two to find as many noobs as you can. Bring them back here, we'll protect them as long as we can and if we need to we can use them as shields later."
"What would you like us to do?" Asked Jeannee.
"You girls keep doing what you're doing. Scourge, start filming it. Thorns, help me take care of Ghola. We need to cover her. For now we can put her in the cooler until we can make proper arrangements."
As Sacrilicious and Jeannee started spanking Crystle, Hilarity picked up the plunger and positioned herself below Crystle's bent over form. I turned from that spectacle to see Kao's coming to again.
"Kaos, go round up as many computers as you can. Here are the keys to my apartment, my laptop's on the floor next to the couch."
Kaos, seeing Ghola still laying on the table dropped his pants and began to climb up on the table.
"KAOS! Get the fuck away from her and go do what I told you to. You're not going to violate her. She's our friend and deserves better than that."
"No Barry, She deserves ME! I loved her and knew her to be the elf that would become my dark queen. We were to rule the lower realm together. I know a spell to bring her back and it requires this union."
Kaos then bent and licked the blood from her chest.
"Fuck that. You're off your rocker." Thorns said as he hit Kaos in the face. Kaos fell from the table to the floor and lay there whimpering. "Go do what Barry said. If you lay another hand on that girl I will kill you."
Kaos crawled away and finally stood, pulling his pants up. "I will have her eventually." Then he turned on his heels and stormed out of the bar.
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"Excuse me girls, I've got to pee."
Pulling myself from their grasp I walk to the bathroom. I've got to get a hold of the organization now and let them know what's happened tonight and warn them of what the Uber faithful are planning.
I take the farthest stall after checking to make sure the bathroom's empty and called the office.
"This is baby bird. The Uberites are planning to retaliate, they know.... Wait, I think someone just came in." I peaked out of the stall and there stood Jeannee.
"You're spying for them? How could"
Before she could say anything else I grabbed her head in both hands and snapped her neck. I can't be found out now, the organization will need me. Hopefully they'll help me dispose of the body.
"This is baby bird again and I need some help."
User Reviews
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-13 16:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
fuck name dropping, but at least this isn't a straight up list.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-10-13 11:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Name drop?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-12 16:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-12 16:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-10-12 16:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-12 15:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another list I didn't make :(
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But I'm never here anymore, so I can't complain. Good story Brdn
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-12 15:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another list I didn't make :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-12 15:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, I'm not sure if I like where my "Character" is going...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-12 14:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it has something to do with that plunger Angel stuck up her cooch.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-12 14:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
crystle, why are you honking?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-12 14:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
GREAT HONK!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-12 13:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And yes I am purposely linkwhoring Bart's latest new venture. It's pretty damn sweet.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-12 13:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PBH raises a valid point below. Although most of us actives have been around for several years, Ubercentric posts only reach as far as the people that know the subjects. It's a bit of a double-edged sword. (And believe me, I of anyone on here should know, considering I have a whole ALBUM of Ubermusic...http://www.uber.fm/artist?id=591)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-12 13:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where are the a list and b list at so I know who to use? and yes shlongy, I know, "Well, there is no real a list since it's just me."
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-12 13:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For what's its worth, I'm not all that familiar with the people in the story, since I'm new and all, but I find it very entertaining.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-12 13:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
See what happened when you used "B Listers" today as the stars of Part 3?
Bitching, apathy and no heat.
Stick with the "A Listers" like Shlongy as your main characters and you'll be alright, although after this disaster today, this show might be beyond saving.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's probably true. I think it's also possible that the more you know about the people i've charicatured (is that a word) the more you can relate and maybe find something more entertaining.
Thanks for the comments and thanks again for reading.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-12 17:42:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is there room for any more uberCock in your mouth?
I find these comments amusing. Inspiration comes from many sources, why not Uber? If this didn't tie in to Uber would it be a better story? It's still just a bit of fiction i'm playing with. just curious.
thanks for reading.
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I'm not complaining about using uber as inspiration, I think they're pretty funny. To be honest though I don't think they'd be as entertaining if you weren't using charicateurs of uber users.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is there room for any more uberCock in your mouth?
I find these comments amusing. Inspiration comes from many sources, why not Uber? If this didn't tie in to Uber would it be a better story? It's still just a bit of fiction i'm playing with. just curious.
thanks for reading.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is there room for any more uberCock in your mouth?
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i have a small penis, should be able to accomdate.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Uborgy
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is there room for any more uberCock in your mouth?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-12 12:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-12 10:40:37 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for not letting him fuck my dead body.
it shows you really care.
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I DO, I REALLY DO
NONE SHALL TOUCH YOUR HONEYPIE
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for not letting him fuck my dead body.
it shows you really care.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lesbian fuckfest with fish oil and plunger? Good.
Talk of wooden emus? Good.
Necrophilia? Great.
Female double-agent? Awesome.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-12 10:24:39 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Crystle was the double agent. Shifty bicth.
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Well, we can safely eliminate you as a suspect, since you weren't involved in the sweaty writhing lesbian-fest.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like in Part 3, you succumbed to the pleas of the "B Listers" and gave them more lines...and sadly, the story and your readers, suffers.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is actually getting beter as it goes along.
aside from the noticeable lack of me in the story.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmm. You know, this isn't the first time I've been the one to find murdered people in Uber stories.
Trying to tell me something?
It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Crystle was the double agent. Shifty bicth.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm guessing the double agent is Crystle...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not enough boshman
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should murder you for making me break my guitar. :(
But seeing as it was in the interests of ghola's honeypie, I'll forgive you.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooooooooo daring twisties.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uber twist.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHAHA kaos <3s ghola