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One day to be alive (356 hits)

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Rating: -0.4 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tactile Ire (View user info) at 2007-10-13 02:27:40 EDT

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Do I'm stiing here, working through the weekend. Again. An I'm dreaming of where I could be if these budgets didn't have to be on the boss's desk on Monday.

Thinking about what I'd do if I had one day to really be alive.

There's aflight to Vanuatu leaving Sydney airport in three and a half hours.

By nightfall I could be diving the Hat Island turtle reef, swmming with these grand old men of the sea...

What about you, you Ubervore? What would you do?

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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-10-14 06:58:30 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't be on Ubersite. That's for damn sure.

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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-13 16:53:38 EDT (#)
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What would I do? Read better posts than this. -2 for sucking. +1 for pretty picture.

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-13 11:22:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-13 11:17:59 EDT (#)
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If I had one day? Well I wouldn't go to work, that's for sure!

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Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-10-13 08:57:45 EDT (#)
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If I had one day to be alive, I would eat a human body. Thats what I'm about.

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Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-13 08:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If I was certain I would die in a day, I'd probably murder someone who I felt deserved it. Or just fuck the living hell out of the old lady all day. Depends what kind of mood I was in, I suppose.

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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-13 03:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you should go to Monaco. It sounds like a great place. You should become some sort of dignitary after you have been there for a while, and then inite me to your beach house.

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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-10-13 03:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ID FUCK UP YER FACE WITH A SHOVEL AND MAKE SOUP OUT OF THOSE ASSHOLE TURTLES

GO BEARS WOO!!!

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-13 03:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ha ha below.

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Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-13 02:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Edit my post.

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