Oppress Tibet (614 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.38 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2007-10-13 12:36:45 EDT
I'm here to talk about something today, something that is very near and dear to my heart. This something is: Tibet.
Everyone knows about this tiny little country that not too long ago was swallowed up by the great communist nation of China. We know of this plight through the masterpiece: Seven Years in Tibet, featuring Brad Pitt.
I'm here to talk about oppression.
You see, the people of Tibet are nowhere near oppressed enough. This is why I have used the T-Rex, nature's perfect killing machine as the mascot for Chinese oppression of Tibet.
How can we live with ourselves, knowing that Tibetans still have legs, aren't strapped to radiators or imprisoned in glimmering torture-domes? I for one can't, not any longer, and as such have created the Oppress Tibet T-rex so that hopefully one day in the far off future we will all be able rest peacefully, safe in the knowledge that no Tibetan is able to walk out of their houses for fear of being shot.
The only solution to law-abiding, peaceful, democratic resistance is violence and the Opress Tibet T-rex embodies this. Look at the T-rex's eyes. They're full of nothing but love for the great and honorable chairman Mao and an insatiable hunger for the blood of Tibetan Buddhist monks. Sate this poor creature's hunger. Support a more oppressed Tibet.
User Reviews
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 19:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so mad i didn't think of this first.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-14 02:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah but who's gonna carry all my shit up the mountain?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-10-14 01:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was humorous.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
According to Buddhism, you don't exist, so no one is actually being opporessed.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-13 19:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-13 18:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oppress 'm all!
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-13 16:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope somebody punches you in the face, soon.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-13 15:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Quite amusing.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-10-13 14:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Apparently at Natural Bridge, Virginia, there's a statue of a t-rex trying to eat Yankee soldiers. Nothing to do with Tibet i'll admit, but awesome nonetheless.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-13 13:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You need to make a shirt with the Oppress Tibet T-rex on it.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-13 13:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sinise's musical prowess is demonstrated in CSI: NY season 2 episode 14, where, in the last moments of the episode, he plays the bass guitar in a jazz club with musicians Kimo and Carol Williams.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-13 12:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more Gary Sinise.