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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-10-13 20:02:57 EDT


i've had it. that's enough. i'm calling off all camwhoring until you slow-witted retards figure it out. that's right, no one is allowed to camwhore any more until i feel you're all ready to do it properly. so if you want to post a picture of yourself, email it to me first for approval.

the hidden101 camwhore reform is now being enforced. no more pictures of what you consider your best side, looking away wistfully, knowing full well that you are actually ugly from any other angle. no more "look, i'm making a surprised, silly face" camwhores. no more blue steel poses- you're not a model. no more "look, hot girls hang out with me" pictures- we'll all impressed, really. no more black and white pictures of people who are ugly in color. no more cock-in-sock shots, fat girl boob shots, or douchy chinstrap beard shots.

the only exceptions will be as follows:

pictures of me being awesome.
pictures of ghola's hole.
pictures of forensic girl smoking a cigarette and looking at the camera with a sexy grin.
pictures of your mom.
pictures of cute kittens BUT NO DOGS.
pictures of anyone with eyes closer together than mine or freakishly far apart.
pictures of Gnarls going lez with other, hot, young girls.
pictures of cool robots with machine guns.
pictures of chicks with a measurements of 36-24-36.
Shlongy
porn


also, can some of you learn how to spell?

now here's a picture of me being awesome.

uber_assassin.JPG (75 kB)

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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-02 05:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-11-30 00:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish I had a gun and an assload of money.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-11-10 13:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought i told you not to camwhore and you went and did it anyway.... and worst of all, YOU'RE UGLY!

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-10 12:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's always time for that when i'm around!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I BELIEVE IT'S TIME FOR A 'HANDSOME SANDWICH'

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Carter had a brother named Pabst?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:08:19 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In your day? Was that during the Truman administration?

My "day" was more like the Carter administration.

You know, THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER. HE HAD A BROTHER THAT HAD A BEER NAMED AFTER HIM.


Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In your day? Was that during the Truman administration?

My "day" was more like the Carter administration.

You know, THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER. HE HAD A BROTHER THAT HAD A BEER NAMED AFTER HIM.




Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm all for it, as long as you keep camwhoring. Because Lord knows this site would vanish in a puff of vapor if you didn't post your young-Elvis-like mug at LEAST once every few weeks.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

" the NEW deal: A chicken in every pot"

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In your day? Was that during the Truman administration?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, in THIS case, I'm thinking it would be more of a nightmare than a dream because once Shlongy was finished with you, I'm reasonably sure you'd become one of those psycho/crazy/obsessed nutjobs that I've stumbled across many times in my day, that needs more and more Shlongy. AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE TO GIVE.

The young, virgin snatch pretty much ensures that it's usually still worth it for me.

Although in your case, that's debatable. I guess it depends if you remembered to take your meds on the particular day we consummate our love.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahahahahaha. Keep dreaming, Gramps.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lisa: Let's not kid ourselves here.

You'd be falling all over yourself to get with Shlongy should the opportunity ever present itself, but alas, you'd have to wait your turn in line...like the rest of them.

It'd be fun. I haven't had the honor of popping some young broads' cherry in like, 6 months!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i like how the balding guy in the middle of the pool is getting his nipple twisted from behind. there's nothing hotter than that!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/72/Giantlemonparty.jpg

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lisa: If I want your opinion on anything, I'll take a shit and speak with the doodie.

But I appreciate the compliment...although "ancient" is a bit harsh, don't you think?


Not really...my grandpa could squash your fragile aging body like a wormy apple, and he's had two heart attacks and triple bypass surgery! Face it, you are a lame old man with nothing left to do but sit on the computer and hit on girls that could be your granddaughters if your wife ever let you hit it, and in reality most of them wouldn't touch your wrinkly balls if you showered them with cash.

:(

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<<puts his midget deflecting shin guards on for the impending ball of fury coming>>

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FRIENDLESS HOMO DIPSHIT VIRGIN DESPERATE TO HANG OUT WITH ANYONE BELOW

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm talking about next month...If you hit Georgia let me know.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i actually have to go to Washington DC tomorrow for a few days, otherwise i'd join you. a friend of mine has some great Savannah stories and i've always wanted to check it out.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, i never said it would be glamorous. no offense, but i never had a strong desire to see you naked, either.


do it for the camwhore.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let me know if you get to Savannah...I'll be in Sav tomorrow and Wednesday.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bauahauahauahahahahaha..."A Frame"....As much as I really NEVER want to even be in the same room with you if you're in the least bit unclothed...


THIS MIGHT BE A GREAT CAMWHORE OPPORTUNITY.


Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i may be in GA next month, Shlongy. i could always make a stop at the island.

and there's plenty of sluts on uber that would let us tag team them. you ever do an a-frame? you know, high-five while we got her plugged up at both ends like a pair of chinese fingercuffs? now THAT would be an awesome camwhore if we could get a picture of that.

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not even sure why this is cool. But, whatever.

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if you're not sure why this is cool, then you need some serious cool lessons.


for god's sake, i'm wearing an expensive suit and holding a close quarters combat, fully automatic assault weapon.

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I knew why. I was just testing you. I won't camwhore ever again without your blessing.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oooh! Me first!!!


can you do it while I'm at work so that I can claim workers comp? Since I usually post from work anyhow....

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you're coming to SC, bring one of those really easy Uber sluts with you, in lieu of a bottle or some other gift.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i noticed.


if these dumbshits don't think i'm going to enforce this, i've got news for them. bart already gave me their IPs and the ISPs that own them are going to deliver addresses before lunchtime tomorrow. i got nothin' but time and money and i'm going to fly to each on of their homes and break their wrists so they can't type for a while.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Yeah... this isn't workin' real well, Hidden.



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it's true.


WEEEEP

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

UR ALL ANFRY JELUS BICTHES

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:44:23 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love this fucking guy


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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PS:

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post has been hit more times today than Method's Mom.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think, for at least his next 91 mom comments, you just have to stick with "I Love This Guy" and then type in those gay arrow things that you've been doing, and everything will then fall into place.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

offline Method helps little old ladies across the street.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT DOO YOU MEAN "IN CHARACTER"


METHOD IS NO DIFFERENT IN REAL LIFE!!!!


*world shatters*

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does this mean I have to stay in character and get angry every time he busts out a "Methods mom" joke too?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can you add "Pictures of Method's Mom with all holes filled" to your list.


I like this guy's "schtick", too.

It's like watching the SNL spoofs on "Jeopardy"...Quint is Sean Connery.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can you add "Pictures of Method's Mom with all holes filled" to your list.

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DONE

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love this fucking guy


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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can you add "Pictures of Method's Mom with all holes filled" to your list.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

006.5

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You do not have to explain yourself, Mister.

The rules are the fucking rules.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

just in case any of you idiots were wondering why Shlongy has free reign, it's because he actually does good camwhores, like mooning the camera or posting pictures of him taking a shit.


no one wants to see camwhores unless they are cool or you are a hot, naked chick.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lisa: If I want your opinion on anything, I'll take a shit and speak with the doodie.

But I appreciate the compliment...although "ancient" is a bit harsh, don't you think?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not even sure why this is cool. But, whatever.

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if you're not sure why this is cool, then you need some serious cool lessons.


for god's sake, i'm wearing an expensive suit and holding a close quarters combat, fully automatic assault weapon.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Give what a rest? Go ask your wife to change your diaper you ancient pervert.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Give it a fucking rest, Lisa.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HIDDEN101 UR THE SEXIEST GUY ON MY COMPUTER...I LOOK LIKE A TRANNY BUT I HAVE SOME SLUTTY FRIENDS YOU CAN FUCK IF YOU'LL HANG OUT W/ME PLZ?

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not even sure why this is cool. But, whatever.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"rating on the fly" correction

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sweet, protien and carbs right up my alley

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't cuddle either. we'll make a nice chicken and pasta dish.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

right on bro


do you cook because i don't cuddle and we'll need something to do when were done.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yo, i'm not gay...not now at least but I am a sexual Tyranasaurus in the sense that I don't deny myself anything so listen...if I ever do decide or become attracted to men...can I fuck you?

shoot me an email and we'll hook up.

smooches bitch.

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8 o'clock, my place. the door will be unlocked. just come to the bedroom where you'll find me laying on the bed on my stomach with my underwear on backwards.

bring lube.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yo, i'm not gay...not now at least but I am a sexual Tyranasaurus in the sense that I don't deny myself anything so listen...if I ever do decide or become attracted to men...can I fuck you?

shoot me an email and we'll hook up.

smooches bitch.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

best camwhore ever

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 10:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

for that, shandy, i will make an exception.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-15 09:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My nigga.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-10-15 09:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i assume cuming on hippos is ok?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-14 20:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup, you and Iddqd, phasing out the shift key in our lifetime. . .
:)

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-14 20:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hole works.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-14 17:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i suppose i'll allow it for you... if you show some hole.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:58:49 EDT (#)
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What if we're smaller than those measurements? I'd have to gain a bit of weight.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

picture reminds me of the movie 'heat'

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahahaha

that happens to be a UMP45, which is a light automatic weapon. i almost posted one of me holding the M4 carbine mounted with the M203 40mm grenade launcher (think Scarface), but i thought that would just be showing off.
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Actually over here people would be more impressed with the UMP. For us an M203 is just extra weight on your gun when you're home on leave.

Yes, we take our fucking grenade launchers home with us. We're just THAT fucking hardcore.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is brill. You win Ubersite.


Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:13:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The bigger the gun the smaller the penis.

I carry a soda straw and little strips of paper.

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hahahahaha

that happens to be a UMP45, which is a light automatic weapon. i almost posted one of me holding the M4 carbine mounted with the M203 40mm grenade launcher (think Scarface), but i thought that would just be showing off.

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hahahahaha

Good call.


Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

god mode, you can buy me a beer anytime, pal.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rating: 1.33 on 7 reviews

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The bigger the gun the smaller the penis.

I carry a soda straw and little strips of paper.

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hahahahaha

that happens to be a UMP45, which is a light automatic weapon. i almost posted one of me holding the M4 carbine mounted with the M203 40mm grenade launcher (think Scarface), but i thought that would just be showing off.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

also, nice gun.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I cannot believe Kaelic is still ubering.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-14 17:27:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

i concede victory...this is the mother of all camwhore.

awesome suit...and gun!
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so - you surrender then?


Colour me surprised.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-10-14 13:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoa, everybody take cover, Andy's Down's syndrome is making him rage out ... when he works himself up like this, he gets what we call "retard strength", and his wild arm flailing could easily knock a small child TO THE GROUND.


Also, you can't see it, but I'm doing the Blue steel pose right now and my eyes are a normal distance apart. What, you thought just because you self included the cut down I wasn't going to bring it up? Oh that's right, I went there.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rad. you look like a henchman from die hard.

when i manage to get over that part of the world, im buying you a fuckin beer.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i concede victory...this is the mother of all camwhore.

awesome suit...and gun!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The bigger the gun the smaller the penis.

I carry a soda straw and little strips of paper.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-14 11:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait, wait... What about pictures of me being MORE AWESOME THAN YOU?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-14 10:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-14 09:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BUT


BUT


.......ok..... = (

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-14 09:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

suits you sir

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-14 08:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

even though i did, and still do, think you're a giant faggot, people who use automatic rifles while wearing suits are badass. +2.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-14 08:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Ah Christ, who gave Hidden the weapons???



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-14 08:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

These are pretty good rules and should be enforced to the "t".

All violators should be shot.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-14 05:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-14 04:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mayor awesomeness : http://www.etisrebu.com/images/whore.jpg .

Th droid with gun is coming up..

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-14 00:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well hot damn! Time to put on the leather chaps and the spiked metal bra.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-10-13 23:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I heart you.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-13 23:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



"You know, I've always said, if I had to fuck a guy, you know, I mean HAD to, if my life depended on it, I'd fuck Hidden."



Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-13 21:33:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:54:11 EDT (#)
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:-(


http://www.ubersite.com/m/111704

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95563

http://www.ubersite.com/m/67655

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:49:15 EDT (#)
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Nobody invited you, Alky.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:45:42 EDT (#)
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ok, i'm up for it. but she isn't allowed to make eye contact with me and NO KISSING.



oh, and i forgot to mention i will allow bart to camwhore, since it's his website. sorry buddy. didn't mean to leave you out.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:33:28 EDT (#)
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I'd be up for some hot lesbian action with Gnarls. As long as she didn't talk.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:26:38 EDT (#)
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it took many failed attempts due to fat-fingered passwords, but i was finally able to manage to get it right.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:21:17 EDT (#)
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Congradulations, you can log in while drunk.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:15:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

34-26-36

Damn, didn't make the cut.

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you're still going to get fucked like a dirty girl.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

34-26-36

Damn, didn't make the cut.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Rocky_and_Mugsy.jpg/180px-Rocky_and_Mugsy.jpg

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

p.s. you're not the boss of me

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pictures of anyone with eyes closer together than mine
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How is that even possible? Your eyes would have to be arranged vertically.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-13 20:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, i already noticed the comma in the wrong place and the "a" in front of measurements.

don't bother wasting your time pointing it out. i've had a few drinks and i make a lot of typos when i'm hammered.

enjoy your saturday nights everyone. i know i will. i'm back home in Chicago and i'm going to have hot women all over me tonight.


Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?

Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving
mysteries.

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