You Should Die! (602 hits)
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Submitted by D "Lolz" Prime (View user info) at 2007-10-14 12:14:48 EDT
I am here to bring you the message that you suck. Really, you fucking suck. You're a fucking piece of shit loser. You should go die. Kill yourself. Right now. You big losering bastard faggot ass. You have no future. No life. Nothing. You're just pathetic. And as some random guy behind a computer somewhere, that I think this about you should hold serious significance in your life; not mine, as a person who gets kicks off saying "mean" things to random people on the Internet. You loser. Man, I feel big.
Crying yet? No.
Damn. Back to the drawing board.
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-17 18:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaahaa.
Go back to the drawing board and figure out a better way to kill yourself.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-17 21:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you making fun of me because you aren't aware this is satirical, or are you pretending to not know it's satirical because it's so obvious that it's satirical you think it's dumb? I genuinely don't know.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-10-17 21:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you trying to be insulting.Holy fuck buddy,that's pathetic. Where i'm from, everything you wrote
would be a compliment. And then we'd all kick yer face in for being the biggest goof ever.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-17 21:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wildman, try "you're a fag" next. You'll win a pulitzer.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-17 20:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fuck guys. If you're going to make a melodramatic stupid Interenet-esque comment, at least use your imagination and use one I haven't seen a hundred times before.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-17 20:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die oxygen thief
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Beeltea, I would like to respond to your actual criticism. I wasn't expecting people to not realize it's satire until the end, which would have been naive of me. I still like it with them realizing it at the start.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow! Satire never looked so good!
You must be a really good writer or something!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-15 05:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you talking about yourself D? If so then you need to get yourself a healthy obsession like anorexia or extreme hair removal.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-15 03:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DPRIME: I am here to bring you the message that you suck.
BLT: but... you don't even know me. You've never met me. How could you possibly conclude that I suck?
DPRIME: Really, you fucking suck.
BLT: But I don't sukc. I mean, oh sure, I suck at certain things, like synchronized swimming and underwater basket weaving, but I'm pretty good at other things... you gotta give me a chance!
DPRIME: You're a fucking piece of shit loser.
BLT: I disagree.
DPRIME: You should go die.
BLT: I will, eventually. So will you, by the way.
DPRIME: Kill yourself. Right now.
BLT: Nah, some things take care of themselves.
DPRIME: You big losering bastard faggot ass.
BLT: You can't turn "loser" into a verb. I'm just saying.
DPRIME: You have no future. No life. Nothing. You're just pathetic.
BLT: I disagree.
DPRIME: And as some random guy behind a computer somewhere, that I think this about you should hold serious significance in your life; not mine, as a person who gets kicks off saying "mean" things to random people on the Internet. You loser. Man, I feel big.
BLT: Oh, now I see where you were going with this whole thing.
DPRIME: Crying yet?
BLT: Yes, but not about this.
Damn. Back to the drawing board.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-14 20:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:48:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny to see this one go under -1, and then have my last post reappear on the front page becuase it's now allowed, and then disappear again then this goes above 1. """
yes, it's hilarious, you pathetic little turd.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-14 20:23:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-14 10:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-14 17:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny to see this one go under -1, and then have my last post reappear on the front page becuase it's now allowed, and then disappear again then this goes above 1.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-14 17:48:05 EDT (#)
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Only heir prime has such mad skills.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-14 17:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A post brought back from the dead!!
Good show, Prime. . .
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-14 17:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So many silly little auto -2s, doing exactly what the post is saying they would...it proves its point very efficiently.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking shit.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-14 16:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Time wasted that I could have been masturbating. Thanks
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-14 15:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hugs and Kisses!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:29:47 EDT (#)
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Thanks. I'm glad someone seems to have appreciated what I was trying to say here, Bub.
It's for the small minority of guys like you that I remain on the interwebz.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Read here, Prime. . .
http://science.reddit.com/info/1fple/comments
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Val, I KNOW I've heard that before. Could you tell me where it's from?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nooooooo they be stealin my bucket
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-14 13:37:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-14 13:13:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:59:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:59:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh noez plz dont strik me down with ur holy front pag of ubersit striking pwrz plz >_>!11!!!!!1!!!!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
say goodbye to the front page.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are the sarcastic, heart-wrenching retorts guys? Come on, you didn't spend all that time practising in grade eight for nothing, did you?!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:44:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:42:13 EDT (#)
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awesome post, farva
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:29:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:28:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-14 12:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try harder next time and maybe THEN you can have my approval! Go die!