I will now camwhore on every post. (1832 hits)
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Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-10-15 03:45:40 EDT
The doorbell rang at 3 am on a Sunday morning. She stood there on the stoop, her hair matted to her face, her mascara running, her coat sopping wet with rain. He hadn't seen her in over a year.
"What, did you walk here?"
"No, I drove. I just wasn't sure if I wanted to come in."
"Well, do you?"
She stepped into the foyer and wiped her feet. The smells of musty wood and aftershave brought back a flood of memories that she halted with mindless, quick rambling.
Once she took off her coat, he only heard every other word. She was wearing black heels and a purple dress that hugged her body like a second skin. He watched the muscles in her calves twitch as he followed her to the couch. He didn't ask where she'd been.
"Do you want a drink?"
"Sure."
He returned with two glasses of Syrah. Syrah makes her horny; he knew that and she knew he did. They both pretended to ignore it.
"Everything looks the same."
Not everything, there was a picture of him and another girl in a pile of papers on the coffee table. She was pretty. It churned her stomach and made her heart beat fast.
"What's the matter?"
Why does he always have to notice everything?
"I was thinking that it feels like I was just here yesterday." More nonsense. The words coming out of her mouth meant less than the fact that she was involuntarily biting her lip.
He didn't smile, but there was mischief in his eyes. He stared at her until her face felt hot and she was tired of acting.
"Are you going to fuck me or what?"
Without a word, he picked her up by the waist and sandwiched her body between his and the wall, driving his hand up her long leg, knowing she never wore panties under a skirt. She was so wet, she must have been waiting for it for hours.
"You're a dirty girl."
That drove her crazy, and she grabbed his wrist and forced his fingers inside, rocking her hips like she couldn't get enough. Her needy whimpers and tight little curves made him hard as a rock and even though he'd fucked her hundreds of times, he'd explode if he didn't come in her tonight.
He laid her on the rug and she pulled off his boxers like a starving animal. The feeling of his dick in her hand after so long made her moan, and she rubbed it against her pussy, hoping to make him ache for it like she did.
He did, but he wanted a good look at her ass first. He couldn't count how many times he'd thought about it, lying awake in bed. He turned her over on her stomach and peeled up her dress. Tight, tan, round...god, it was better than he remembered.
She couldn't wait any longer. She arched her hips back, inviting his cock. He pushed inside and reached his hands underneath her, rubbing her and grabbing her tits while they gyrated like maniacs on the floor.
It felt so good, he wondered why he'd waited this long for her to come back. Nobody fucked him like she did, and she couldn't fuck anybody like she did him. They were sexual soul mates, made from molds that interlinked like puzzle pieces, and the whole of them was greater then the sum of their parts.
When she bit his arm, he knew she was going to come. He rubbed faster, thrust deeper, and coaxed her in her ear. "Do it for me, baby."
Her nipples felt electric and her pussy hot as she spasmed around his cock. She cried out and dug her fingernails into his ass. His thrusting didn't let up, even though she could barely handle the sensation.
Her screaming and writhing sent his ego through the roof—he loved that he could drive her insane. He missed hearing her call out his name in unrestrained fits of pleasure. He went deep and came inside her, fucking her till he was drained and her thighs were sticky and wet.
He let his body go limp on top of her, and she kissed his fingers.
"It's been a long time."
User Reviews
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-13 01:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-15 01:42:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
they gyrated like maniacs on the floor.
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That horrible collection of words really fucked it up for me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
retaliation
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-23 10:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
retaliation
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-14 20:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95767
Let's see, coupled with usually nice youn.. ladies getting catty, you've now got what is essentially a decent fellow - a father just trying to build a house (and fatTony), mocking your victim with picture posts.
Weve got an orc, a horribly deformed beast with a ginoooormous head, massive climate change, my rating has dropped below 1.46, and Jonny was nice to Oath. All we need now is for th1ndy to leave her newborn with some black people, the prophecy is complete, and the rapture begins. No point leaving now Crystle, your work is done.
And *this*, my friends, this single, nondescript review, almost lost in an ocean of pithy comments, witty retorts and -2dies, signals the wheels falling off this strange and peculiar site. This is the lone butterfly fluttering it's wings, and the repercussions will echo through the marble halls of empty ether and reverberate through windswept bandwidth in an age yet dawned - Crystle got catty.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PIGS NOW FLY
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't you two dorks know that your jealousy feeds my already enormous ego?
yes... more hate... more envy...
ok, i'm going to go spend some money.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Polyester is not awesome.
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Har Har.
Neither is bragging about how much money one makes on the internet.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T JEALOUS THAT I WAS WEARING AN AWESOME SUIT AND HOLDING A UMP45
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Polyester is not awesome.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a virgin, aren't you?
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way to go, avals.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish it was true, but I am a virgin.
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With an imagination like yours, your first time will probably be a disappointment. This doesn't get a plus two just for having graphic sex (nice job with that)- there was no character development and the outlines of a plot weren't finished.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ball-gag got in the way.
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And that's why I loves the Crystle.
Also, to Hidden, I haven't really thought of $2 hookers as 'real people' ever since one gave me the ghonoherpesyphhylitus.
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Good to know where all that deployment money of yours is going, though.
P.S. Anyone who posts a picture on the internet of themselves carrying a firearm is automatically a tool.
ESPECIALLY if they used to be in the Air Force.
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SIGH
it's really sad that you had to resort to bashing branches of the military....
you know it really doesn't mean anything, right? each branch has it's own mission. we wouldn't have a very good military if all the branches did the same thing.
AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T JEALOUS THAT I WAS WEARING AN AWESOME SUIT AND HOLDING A UMP45
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-16 00:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
glad to hear it
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-16 00:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-16 00:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha, what the fuck?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-15 23:44:54 EDT (#)
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This makes me think of you. http://www.rent-a-dildo.com
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
reminds me of a sex dream i had once.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
deliciously slutty
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ball-gag got in the way.
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And that's why I loves the Crystle.
Also, to Hidden, I haven't really thought of $2 hookers as 'real people' ever since one gave me the ghonoherpesyphhylitus.
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Good to know where all that deployment money of yours is going, though.
P.S. Anyone who posts a picture on the internet of themselves carrying a firearm is automatically a tool.
ESPECIALLY if they used to be in the Air Force.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ball-gag got in the way.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 10:58:55 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Truth below...
(sigh)
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wait a minute... you are/were in the military. how have you not ever been asked this? i used to get it on a weekly basis when i was in the military.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Truth below...
(sigh)
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wait a minute... you are/were in the military. how have you not ever been asked this? i used to get it on a weekly basis when i was in the military.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 10:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Are you going to fuck me or what?"
Do people actually say stuff like this in real life?
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hahahaha
not to you.
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LOL
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you only wanted to show that part of your face, why didn't you just wrap it in one of those ninja cloth things and take a picture of the whole thing?
That would've been so much more awesome, short of taking a picture of your tits.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Truth below...
(sigh)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 10:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Are you going to fuck me or what?"
Do people actually say stuff like this in real life?
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hahahaha
not to you.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 10:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Are you going to fuck me or what?"
Do people actually say stuff like this in real life?
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Anyway, that wasn't bad, but it's a bit too bland for my taste.
+1 for you...
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Yes
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:17:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:32:45 EDT (#)
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I wish it was true, but I am a virgin.
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Well, we can fix you right up.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Steak is neither impressed, nor displeased.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:50:15 EDT (#)
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no resistance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you know my secretary
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish it was true, but I am a virgin.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I get the feeling this is a true story.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 10:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Are you going to fuck me or what?"
Do people actually say stuff like this in real life?
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yes
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-15 10:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 10:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Are you going to fuck me or what?"
Do people actually say stuff like this in real life?
...
Anyway, that wasn't bad, but it's a bit too bland for my taste.
+1 for you...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-15 08:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds about right
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 08:03:30 EDT (#)
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I do, and look how wonderfully it's worked out for Shlongy.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-15 06:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I said the same thing about four posts ago and havent done it since.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-15 05:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Horny kid.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-15 05:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always enjoy it when women celebrate their sexuality, even when they do it in a slightly guilty way.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BART AND THIS CHICK, SITTING IN A TREE!
etc...
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed it. And you look Asian.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a virgin, aren't you?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
they gyrated like maniacs on the floor.
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That horrible collection of words really fucked it up for me.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL BURN
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:35:53 EDT (#)
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maybe you should rethink that
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:35:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-15 04:08:00 EDT (#)
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yep, i'm still flaccid