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I'm Sick. And Tired. I'm Sick and Tired. (177 hits)

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Submitted by <Crudite> (View user info) at 2007-10-15 12:49:24 EDT


Penn State University has a new women's basketball coach. Her name is Coquese Washington. What the fuck? What the hell kind of a name is Coquese? Is there a secret contest among black people to see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their kid? Coquese? Give me a fucking break, will ya'?

The City of Philadelphia held its 74th annual Pulaski Day parade yesterday. The event honors General Casimir Pulaski, a Polish hero of the American Revolution. The defining moment of this yearly celebration took place a number of years ago, when the leader of the parade's half-mile-long procession marched down a dead end street. True story...

The Philadelphia Eagles football team barely beat the New York Jets by a score of 16-9 yesterday. The Jets, ranked 31st in the league in red zone (inside the 20 yard line) defense, remained competitive right up to the final whistle. This is mainly because the Eagles stink. On ice. After the game, Eagles' Head Coach Andy Reid said: "We've got to do a better job offensively in the red zone." Wow. No shit, Andy. You're being paid a couple million dollars a year for that kind of insightful analysis?
I, for one, have had enough of Andy's bullshit excuses, doubletalk and meaningless pronouncements. Win now, or get the fuck out of town, Andy.

On that same note, Eagles' Offensive Coordinator and primary play-caller, Marty Mornhinweg, goose-stepped up to the post game press conference podium and stated: "We've got to get better in the red zone." Is there an echo in here? What the hell kind of a name is Mornhinweg anyway? Is that German? Well that makes perfect sense because everybody knows what great Field Generals the Germans are. They lost two fucking World Wars in a row.

A Vatican official, Monsignor Tommaso Stenico was caught on hidden camera making homosexual advances to a young man. In a recent interview, Msgr. Stenico said he frequented online gay chat rooms and met with gay men as part of his work as a psychoanalyst. He said he pretended to be gay to gather information about "those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity."
For Christ's sake man. If you like the cock, just say so and get on with your life! In my mind, it's a true sin to deny who you really are and live a lie. Being gay is not a crime. Being a high-ranking official of the Catholic Church and a lying hypocrite - should be.

Bah, fuck it. Here's a picture I took two weeks ago. I'm going back there and staying. For good.


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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-10-16 18:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not big enough i cant quite make out the boat's molecules




does anyone know how to set a camera below 4mp anymore?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:51:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:50:32 EDT (#)
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Holy Giant Fucking Picture, Batman!
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800 pixels wide.

+2 Philly

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If the picture's that huge this MUST be a good post, right?

Right?

Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:50:32 EDT (#)
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Holy Giant Fucking Picture, Batman!


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