I'm Sick. And Tired. I'm Sick and Tired. (719 hits)
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Submitted by <Crudite> (View user info) at 2007-10-15 12:52:59 EDT
Penn State University has a new women's basketball coach. Her name is Coquese Washington. What the fuck? What the hell kind of a name is Coquese? Is there a secret contest among black people to see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their kid? Coquese? Give me a fucking break, will ya'?
The City of Philadelphia held its 74th annual Pulaski Day parade yesterday. The event honors General Casimir Pulaski, a Polish hero of the American Revolution. The defining moment of this yearly celebration took place a number of years ago, when the leader of the parade's half-mile-long procession marched down a dead end street. True story...
The Philadelphia Eagles football team barely beat the New York Jets by a score of 16-9 yesterday. The Jets, ranked 31st in the league in red zone (inside the 20 yard line) defense, remained competitive right up to the final whistle. This is mainly because the Eagles stink. On ice. After the game, Eagles' Head Coach Andy Reid said: "We've got to do a better job offensively in the red zone." Wow. No shit, Andy. You're being paid a couple million dollars a year for that kind of insightful analysis?
I, for one, have had enough of Andy's bullshit excuses, doubletalk and meaningless pronouncements. Win now, or get the fuck out of town, Andy.
On that same note, Eagles' Offensive Coordinator and primary play-caller, Marty Mornhinweg, goose-stepped up to the post game press conference podium and stated: "We've got to get better in the red zone." Is there an echo in here? What the hell kind of a name is Mornhinweg anyway? Is that German? Well that makes perfect sense because everybody knows what great Field Generals the Germans are. They lost two fucking World Wars in a row.
A Vatican official, Monsignor Tommaso Stenico was caught on hidden camera making homosexual advances to a young man. In a recent interview, Msgr. Stenico said he frequented online gay chat rooms and met with gay men as part of his work as a psychoanalyst. He said he pretended to be gay to gather information about "those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity."
For Christ's sake man. If you like the cock, just say so and get on with your life! In my mind, it's a true sin to deny who you really are and live a lie. Being gay is not a crime. Being a high-ranking official of the Catholic Church and a lying hypocrite - should be.
Bah, fuck it. Here's a picture I took two weeks ago. I'm going back there and staying. For good.
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:33:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:48:13 EDT (#)
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ahem, (dumbass question alert),how do you actually pronounce 'Coquese'??
Thank you
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easy one
n-i-g-g-e-r
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:50:44 EDT (#)
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For Christ's sake man. If you like the cock, just say so and get on with your life!
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I'm going to use that line from now on.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:56:09 EDT (#)
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"Being gay is not a crime."
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IT IS IN NEW JERSEY
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:19:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:25:56 EDT (#)
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nice boat.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:49:11 EDT (#)
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Cool.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:01:42 EDT (#)
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I want the eagles to do exactly what they're doing.
go giants woo?
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:48:13 EDT (#)
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ahem, (dumbass question alert),how do you actually pronounce 'Coquese'??
Thank you
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:51:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:16:55 EDT (#)
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Is there a secret contest among black people to see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their kid?
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i wondered that myself
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:19:37 EDT (#)
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Yay sailing!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:02:47 EDT (#)
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I visited Fort Pulaski, named for the same guy, just this last weekend. It's outside Savannah, GA, and is worth a short trip on a Saturday when they're firing the cannon.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:14:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:08:53 EDT (#)
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Insightful, precise, emotional
Great story Jimmy, now get out there and get me a scoop
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:04:45 EDT (#)
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"Win now, or get the fuck out of town, Andy"
And take your ever-mediocre quarterback with you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:04:28 EDT (#)
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I'm giving you a point for using one of my favorite expressions, "they stink on ice".
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:02:11 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I don't agree with Bob. Reid has been saying that he has to do a better job with this and that for 8 years now. Now we all know its not him all the time but if you are going to man up and take the brunt of fault for you team at what point does management have too look at you and start to measure your performance?
I mean if you're a professional, getting the big bucks and you have a major flaw such as time clock manaagement and you don't address it, you don't become the fucking best there is at it the someone needs to fucking hold you accountable.
Thank God our Flyers are off to a good start and Danny Briere looks like a magician out there.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:00:48 EDT (#)
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The City of Philadelphia held its 74th annual Pulaski Day parade yesterday. The event honors General Casimir Pulaski, a Polish hero of the American Revolution. The defining moment of this yearly celebration took place a number of years ago, when the leader of the parade's half-mile-long procession marched down a dead end street. True story...
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Ok, that's hilarious.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:56:26 EDT (#)
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Keep Andy Reid, but start getting Kolb ready to play. McNabb will be in Chicago next season.