GRUEBERFEST '07 - 3rd Round Matches (814 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2007-10-15 14:36:19 EDT
"Sometimes you want to 'hurt' [your] readers. But at the same time you don't want to hurt them too badly--I mean, you do want to hurt them very badly at a couple points--but you don't want to leave them that way." - Peter Straub
Well you twisted freaks, it's on to the 3rd ROUND of GRUEBERFEST 07!!! There was a bit of silliness this round as well as a couple of forfeits, but overall - excellent work! To make everything even, Ballare has advanced due to being the higest ranked loser.at 1.54 just beating out BOTH Beeltea & ForensicGirl at 1.53!
It's Monday the 15th. All contestants have until 11:59pm ESTtonight to give their opponent a title. If you haven't received your title by then, you can either create your own, or come to me to get one.
2nd ROUND stories are DUE by THURSDAY the 18th at 11:59pm EST
On Friday the 19th, an organization post will go up, verifying those who have posted and those who might have forfeited. READ, RATE & REVIEW!!! Voting ends on Sunday the 20th and 11:59pm EST, with the wrap up/3rd ROUND post Monday morning the 21st.
HERE ARE YOUR 3rd ROUND MATCHES!!!
1 - Big Mike VS TTOM
2 - Hourman VS Ballare
3 - NintendoCzar VS Write-Of-Way
4 - Mockidol VS Sir Cowman
User Reviews
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2007-10-18 03:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112550
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-18 02:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh right
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112540
dis is mah storie, its maed of wurds
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-18 02:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My latest has many flaws, including it being a rehash of a pH story I wrote, but I was consumed with life this week. I had a good idea for one of the titles that involved racism, but oh well...
Here it is, and hopefully it's not too low rated:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112547
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-18 00:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here you go.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112546
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola honey, the very idea of you writing on a coke binge scare the living shit outta me...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
or i don't like stephen king.
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Ummm...
What the fuck does that have to do with anything???
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Did you know he wrote tommy knockers in like, 3 days? (coke binge, etc)
I thought that was pretty impressive.
I'm sorry kaos. I'll try to keep my comments pertinent to the discussion at hand, to avoid a time out.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112534
Quarter finals.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-17 02:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't trying to put you down, KK, i just wanted to use one supplied by my opponent. It seems more fair to me that way.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Anyone that hates Steven King hasn't read "Different Seasons"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-16 17:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to like Stephen King. And then I read one of his that was TOO graphic for me. Now I hate him because I'd LIKE to read it, but don't know if I can handle the gore. Urgh.
I hate grugerfest for the same reason.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:33:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's very avante-garde to dislike Stephen King. He is wealthy due to
the 100s of millions of books he's sold, but it's still hip to say you
dislike him. Oh, and he writes very long books, not written in the present tense.
'Nuff said?
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm late, yeah, but in case you really wanted them
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry for the delay cowman...
umm, off the top of my head...
Last Night's
Buds of Yesterday
Pocket Thistle
Fire Sign
(or anything else you want)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and/or come up with my own?
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Aww hell, do whatever you want...
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Nah it's cool I was just going by 'If you haven't received your title by then, you can either create your own, or come to me to get one'
Yours are better than anything I could come up with, to be perfectly honest
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yo: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112516
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just kidding KK, initially I took it quite seriously but frankly I got fed up of fuck holes like Ghola and Iddqd singling me out for criticism and not even reading my opponents piece.
Also Im pretty busy what with having to travel all over the country for job interviews, I must have done a thousand miles in the last two weeks easy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
**sob**
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ditto but Ill throw some shite together and see if I can make a mockery...uh, win this prestigious competition.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:09:54 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why am I still here?
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Because your shitpost was better than my shitpost. :p
Thank Christ I'm out of this. I've got way too much work to do this week.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh hey sorry I missed this Mike since Why am I still here? God only knows. And by God I mean one of those ones which apparently has some kind of calamari dish for a face. SQUEEEE etc
Anyway, come up with your own damn title, Im too lazy.
Word
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-16 03:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mockidol gimme some titles, man!
I need that shit.
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I gave you 3 choices below.
Or use your own, I suppose...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and/or come up with my own?
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Aww hell, do whatever you want...
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-16 03:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mockidol gimme some titles, man!
I need that shit.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-16 03:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you have to use the ones he gave you. I'll be using the ones you gave me Ballare.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and/or come up with my own?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SIR COWMAN - -
You can choose from...
"And Heaven Came Apart"
"Beneath Our Very Flesh"
"Reinventing The Wasted"
...or anything your opponent MAY offer you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BALLARE - -
You can choose from...
"The Great Red Shifting"
"Our Wicked Voices"
"Cuts Mark This Map"
...or anything your opponent MAY come up with.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BIG MIKE - -
You can choose from...
"Comfort In Cold Blood"
"Falling From The Sky"
"The Taste Of Needles"
...or anything your opponent MAY offer.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-10-16 00:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
write-of-way:
Calling all Cars
Biohazard
The Big Boo
or choose your own. :)
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2007-10-15 23:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NintendoCzar:
Dark Water
The Growth
Ice Cream Lady
or pick your own
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-15 23:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hourman:
Carnival Token
The Tombling
A Mirror Darkly
Nine Terrors and a Dream
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM:
"The Sentinel"
"Raw Visage"
"Stolen by Faith"
"Selling Point"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i used to love stephen king but his last book 'liseys cunt' or something like that made me want to vomit.
it's the only book i've never finished.
it was smucking ridiculous
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry mang.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blaagh I am still in this
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-15 20:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
or i don't like stephen king.
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Ummm...
What the fuck does that have to do with anything???
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It's very avante-garde to dislike Stephen King. He is wealthy due to
the 100s of millions of books he's sold, but it's still hip to say you
dislike him. Oh, and he writes very long books, not written in the present tense.
'Nuff said?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
or i don't like stephen king.
__________________
Ummm...
What the fuck does that have to do with anything???
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
or i don't like stephen king.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pssh. I won and you know it.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! Mockidol!
Here are some titles.
Pressure Points
The Iron Boy at the Center of Town
Heeere Kitty-Kitty-Kitty
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This disaster-a-thon is still going on?
Did Shlongy win?
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You're ALWAYS a winner in my book, good sir!!!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
gotta love that double forfeit from me and whiskey.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like Dr. Zoidberg. Tell me I've lost and I go, "Hooray!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This disaster-a-thon is still going on?
Did Shlongy win?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lotsa hate on this post.
Invective against a contest. Seems kinda pointless.
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Ghola's just mad 'cause I won't let her forfeit against Shlongy again.
MudWhistle/BAMF's just mad 'cause of that wee incident in Rome many years ago when we were young lovers...
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww, I am the lost.
Sad face
:~(
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lotsa hate on this post.
Invective against a contest. Seems kinda pointless.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a lil' change in ma pocket, goin' chang-a-lang-a-lang....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Stephen King
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
up yours
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Upset clone below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yet again you dont mention the prize *sigh*
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 stephen king