Introduction + Camwhore (2734 hits)
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Submitted by <jitle472.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-10-15 14:48:26 EDT
Hello everybody. It seems that I have missed an Ubersite tradition. I haven't yet intoduced myself and posted a picture.
My name is Jitle. Well, not really. It's a play on my real name, which I am not about to give out on here.
I am 24 and attending college with a major in Criminal Justice. I am single and not looking, but I am in love with my dog, Oscar. I was born in Frederick, MD. I currently attending Penn State Harrisburg.
That's pretty much it. I'll try to entertain as much as I can.
Oh, and Shlongy, I won't be showing hole.
User Reviews
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-10-19 23:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongy sees hole every morning during the ritual shave. If he had any money, he could pay someone to pry assholy off of his face, but that'll never happen.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-19 18:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look strangely like someone I knew when I was a kid in Illinois.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nervous tick or something? or was somone about to punch you in the face right as the picture was taken?
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you get the license plate of the mac truck that rammed into your nose?
Seriously though... can you even breathe through that thing??
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cute. In a bukkake kind of way.
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+2 since you look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-17 14:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yeah. This has GHEY written all over it.
I'm in a bitchy mood, sorry.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-16 16:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jebus...
I cannot begin to describe the vitriolic bile that rises in my throat whenever that smarmy little bitch Empathetic raises his prairie dog-shaped head.
The very fact that you associate with that filth means that you < smegma.
Eat Hot Death.
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STFU. You're the one that fantasizes about rape but doesn't have the balls to whip out the chloroform.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off and die, twat.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-10-16 05:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I sure got alot of heat and hits/reviews.
Seems you people gravitate towards anything that even claims to have a pussy like moths to a flame.
Fucking pathetic.
Hey, Empathetic, I proved you absolutely correct.
You win.
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actually, these posts are fun for us because we get to read the highest quality new insults. the reviews tend to be hilarious. you are just ugly as fuck.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God, this place has gone down the shitter if this is how lightly camwhores and bullshit "LOL JK JK IT WUZ N EXPERMENT" routines get treated.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yRmqZRPgK1w
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-16 16:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, I guess I'm not seeing any hole, eh?
PS. Fuck off.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-16 16:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jebus...
I cannot begin to describe the vitriolic bile that rises in my throat whenever that smarmy little bitch Empathetic raises his prairie dog-shaped head.
The very fact that you associate with that filth means that you < smegma.
Eat Hot Death.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-10-16 15:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it would be way less pathetic if you actually were some naive chick posting her picture
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-10-16 15:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to be clear:
Nothing, nothing, nothing said in this post is true.
NOTHING.
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-10-16 15:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even after declaring this fake, people still hang on.
I am not this broad. Hell, I ain't even a broad.
Just a new user that was part of an experiment to prove Empathetic's point.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-16 15:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
am 24 and attending college with a major in Criminal Justice.
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Bad choice sugar-tits, you'll be working at a liquor store in Philly when you graduate... Mark my words goofy face, I seemed to have this strange ability to always end up bedding down with crim just majors in college. They all pour coffee and work cash registers now.
The vulv doesn't lie.
Now uncover the slit... Go Pitt!!!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-16 15:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, then log the hell out.
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I am waving my big foam finger in front of the monitor. It reads: "Shlongy is #1"
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-16 15:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I miss Cabaretgirl and Michael Jackson and electro.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, it's old news.
Yes, it's been done before.
So, does this mean that Uber cannot learn from mistakes OR does it mean that the men of Uber are that pathetic?
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Not necessarily pathetic. Bored. There are lots of females on this post too. And what's more pathetic really- dropping a few mindless comments, or offering to PAY someone to *ahem* expose a non-secret (i.e. be your friend)? (I assume at this point you're all the same alter.)
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite does not take kindly to shennies that paint them in this manner.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, it's old news.
Yes, it's been done before.
So, does this mean that Uber cannot learn from mistakes OR does it mean that the men of Uber are that pathetic?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
total zombie-bait material.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this shit is only funny when Method does it because at least he comes up with a character. this is just finding a picture of a girl on myspace and posting it.
BRING BACK CABARET GIRL AND JEWTOAST!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sheesh take a pill!
HAHAHAHA
I'm just waiting for the next Mandy to show up. Posts like this just keep everyone up on their game.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah well it was the first thing that came to mind and I can't be arsed to go looking for kristy swan posts.
YES I SAID ARSED, UBERSITE HAS BROADENED MY HORIZONS AND MADE ME MULTI-FUCKING-CULTURAL
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A POST WIFF A PICTURE OF A GIRL MADE MOST HEATED
GROUND-FUCKING-BREAKING NEWS! ALERT CNN!
Who's the bigger loser here, a person who took 3 seconds out of their time to review this post and say how ugly this broad is, or a winner of 'frankthebear' proportions who took the time to email some random STRANGER and said
"LOL U DONT NO ME BUT LOL U NO WUT WOULD BE FUNNY? IF U POSTED A PIC OF A GIRL ON UBERSITE AND WATCH PEOPLE REVIEW IT LOL, ILL EVEN BET MONEY ON IT FOR SOME UN-FUCKING-KNOWN REASON"
As the people said below, it's the oldest (and lamest) trick in the book, and it's been done much better than this.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44064
I know I'm a fucking loser for even coming to this site in the first place, but you revel in the fact that you're a fucking loser. I'm embarassed for you.
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I'm surprised you didn't go with this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15010
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A POST WIFF A PICTURE OF A GIRL MADE MOST HEATED
GROUND-FUCKING-BREAKING NEWS! ALERT CNN!
Who's the bigger loser here, a person who took 3 seconds out of their time to review this post and say how ugly this broad is, or a winner of 'frankthebear' proportions who took the time to email some random STRANGER and said
"LOL U DONT NO ME BUT LOL U NO WUT WOULD BE FUNNY? IF U POSTED A PIC OF A GIRL ON UBERSITE AND WATCH PEOPLE REVIEW IT LOL, ILL EVEN BET MONEY ON IT FOR SOME UN-FUCKING-KNOWN REASON"
As the people said below, it's the oldest (and lamest) trick in the book, and it's been done much better than this.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44064
I know I'm a fucking loser for even coming to this site in the first place, but you revel in the fact that you're a fucking loser. I'm embarassed for you.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A bet over whether or not Uberers are horny? Jeeze, c'mon, Vegas pays out on that one every hour! You'd have to be a fool not to take those odds.
In other news, this was fucking futile. It had a point, but it was a lousy one.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YAY! MORE GARBAGE FOR THE FRONT PAGE!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-10-16 05:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I sure got alot of heat and hits/reviews.
Seems you people gravitate towards anything that even claims to have a pussy like moths to a flame.
Fucking pathetic.
Hey, Empathetic, I proved you absolutely correct.
You win.
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Wait, so there was a promise of money changing hands over the oldest uber trick in the book?
Girl + picture=heat. No one has to prove that, we see it 3 times a week. We know what heat means, and how reviewing adds it, very simple, really.
If this is how empathetic picks up girls- by preying on noobs over Uber 'experiments' on ubersite..well..that's about the most pathetically funny thing I've heard here since the one about paying people for new accounts.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In the US, do you actually learn substantive "Law" in undergraduate university courses? What does 'Criminal Justice' entail?
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does your nose have a bridge?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Useless
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
empathetic - i'm still watching, i'll figure out who you are
+2 BAMF, always do this.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 BAMF that is
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Exactly, BAMF.
And that begs the question: Are the female users genuinely talented OR do they enjoy ratings and reviews based on sex?
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Lots of people (men and women) on here are rated on other things than what they produce, i.e There personality, popularity and sex.
I mean phwwwoar I always BAMF!
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Exactly, BAMF.
And that begs the question: Are the female users genuinely talented OR do they enjoy ratings and reviews based on sex?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think its more about a post that will not get knocked off the front page but that you can review negatively on.
it used to be that posts didn't get knocked off the page based on rating so there were more posts for the witty to try to impress others and get some laughs but now with a post getting booted after so many negative reviews people tend to flock to these ones because there will be a certain amount of guys (read: losers) that will rate positively any picture of a girl (see: kaos, godchicken, bart)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:15:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not the sexual interest I had in mind. It was the general interest of any person claiming to be a female.
My point has been prove beyond a doubt.
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Hardly a breakthrough. Everyone would of known that would happen.
Well Done!
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not the sexual interest I had in mind. It was the general interest of any person claiming to be a female.
My point has been prove beyond a doubt.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-16 07:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I told you this would work.
This group has a fucking hard-on for anything resembling a woman.
Good job.
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actually after a cursory look through the reviews it seems the only person interested in the 'woman' was kaos ( and he's a fat desperate loser anyway) and everyone else is just trying to be funny.
Submitted by sterling96 (user info) at 2007-10-16 07:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-16 07:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I told you this would work.
This group has a fucking hard-on for anything resembling a woman.
Good job.
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-10-16 06:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not an alter Merlina. I'm genuine.
However, this lady is not me. Empathetic emailed me and put me up to this with the premise that I could get on most heated with the false premise of being a woman. Even an everage to not-so-good looking woman would do.
Since I had only posted three times, it would be easier for me to pull off.
It's sad really. I was hoping he was wrong. He would pay me $50 if I failed.
#3 most heated. Not bad.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-10-16 06:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter be gone.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-16 06:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-10-16 05:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I sure got alot of heat and hits/reviews.
Seems you people gravitate towards anything that even claims to have a pussy like moths to a flame.
Fucking pathetic.
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In my humble opinion the 'fucking pathetic' ones are the people who create alters like this in the first place.
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-10-16 05:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I sure got alot of heat and hits/reviews.
Seems you people gravitate towards anything that even claims to have a pussy like moths to a flame.
Fucking pathetic.
Hey, Empathetic, I proved you absolutely correct.
You win.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-16 04:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am single and not looking, but I am in love with my dog, Oscar.
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I read that canine semen tastes of copper. Is that true?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-16 03:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'oh and i wont be showing shlongy any hole'
boo hoo hoo hoo, fucking get over yourself Mr Alter, try and make yourself less obvious next time.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-10-16 03:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you'd be cute if you weren't ugly
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
on a related note, some girl came around my place tonight and she told me and my friends, "oh my gosh, you are all so gorgeous, i just want to gouge my eyes out."
said we: "uh, why?"
"so you'll have two extra holes to fuck me in."
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would rather see an interesting entertaining written post..
get writing!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
GLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
your first mistake was coming into this post thinking anybody wanted to see your hole.
on a related note, some girl came around my place tonight and she told me and my friends, "oh my gosh, you are all so gorgeous, i just want to gouge my eyes out."
said we: "uh, why?"
"so you'll have two extra holes to fuck me in."
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you must be a Sundra cause you can't even afford a dot
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NOBODY LIKES YOU HERE, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO LIVE IN A SEWER YOU POOP. YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND SMELLY LIKE A PLOP OF FECES, I HOPE YOU ARE POTTY TRAINED FECES FACE. GET NAKED OR GO DIE.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A Pirate walks into a bar
The bartender says "Hey, you've got a steering wheel in your crotch."
The pirate says "Arrrrrrrr, its driving me nuts"
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hahahahaha
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-15 20:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
YOU CAN FIT TWO COCKS IN HER NOSE!!!
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I so missed that part, lol!
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-15 20:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would SO bend you over and pound that shit while pulling your hair. +2 for being extremely bonable
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I would bone her as well, though I wouldn't go that far.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-15 20:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.jitle.us/
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WTF?
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would SO bend you over and pound that shit while pulling your hair. +2 for being extremely bonable.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My god, the people on this site are mean.
I mean, just look, people...
YOU CAN FIT TWO COCKS IN HER NOSE!!!
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
H3LO EV3RYBODY!!!1!!1 WTF LOL IT SEMS TAHT I HAEV MIS3D AN UBRSIET TRADITION!11111!! WTF I HAEVNT YET IN2DUC3D MYSELF AND POST3D A PICTUR3!11!!1!!!
MY NME SI JITLE!!11!! OMG W3L NOT RILLY!11!1 WTF ITS A PLAY ON MAH R3AL NM3 WHICH IM NOT ABOUT 2 GIEV OUT ON HERE!!!1!! OMG WTF
IM 24 AND ATENDNG COLEG3 WIT A MAJOR IN CRIMINAL JUSTIEC!!!!!! LOL IM SNGLE AND NOT LOKNG BUT IM IN LUV WIT MAH DOG OSCAR!1!1!11! OMG LOL I WAS BORN IN FR3D3RIK MD!1!!!1!1 OMG LOL I CUR3NTLEY AT3NDNG PEN STAET HARISBURG!1!!11 OMG
TAHTS PR3TY MUCH IT!!!!111 LOL IL TRY 2 ENT3RTANE AS MUCH AS I CAN!!111!!11 LOL
O AND SHLONGY I WONT B SHOWNG HOLE!111!11 OMG WTF
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Hooray for AOL-speak translator!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did you fall out of a busting-nose tree, and hit every branch on the way down? with your nose?
that said, i'd still let you touch my wankel.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The men here demand hole.
We've all had to do it, even the dudes (chocolate starfishes and what not).
sigh
Anymore I just assume someone is an alter until proven otherwise. Too many cock pirates about.
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I really like the way forensic is looking out for us guys... not too many chicks will go out of the way to make sure you get to see a little hole now and again.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alters just aren't what they used to be..oh wait, they were always shit..carry on
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf, when did it become Match.Com Mondays?
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shuddup
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice mug ya fuckin gopher
go dig a burrow somewhere
GO BEARS WEEP!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have nice hair.
What is 'hazing'?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley says "lorna doodle"
I have to go google that now.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cheer up - we all have our bad days
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMFG you're right. I sounded like her I guess. Shoot ME.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
urgh. never mind the stats bit. I was looking at the wrong info.
*shoots self*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and noobs IS noobs - hence the agreement. ALthough user stats say Leonore here has been lurking at least a year.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:46:27 EDT (#)
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no - because cookie always told others that they hadn't been here long enough to know things.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:45:15 EDT (#)
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HAHA Crystle- why, because she has a girl's name? Please. Noobs is noobs, lady!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How did Captain Hook die?
Jock itch.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm torn between agreeing and being faintly amused at the fact that 'Licious could be seen as going all cookie.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and... *ahem*
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STFU noob. You haven't been here long enough to haze anyone.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A Pirate walks into a bar
The bartender says "Hey, you've got a steering wheel in your crotch."
The pirate says "Arrrrrrrr, its driving me nuts"
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jet Li?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<witty comment degrading you in some fashion but secretly masturbating to your picture>
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I won't be showing hole"
I think you just did!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, fascinating
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The squinty eye is a result of her catching a smattering of my batch in her face.
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I thought I recognized her from somewhere........
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, I've heard that dogs like peanut butter.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I won't be showing hole.
You'd make friends if you would.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
There's a hot dog shop in Frederick named Weiner World.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you're looking for "Assbook.com". It's own the hall through the door marked 'Janitorial Staff Only'. Ask Billy to show you the ropes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The squinty eye is a result of her catching a smattering of my batch in her face.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this wouldn't even make a good eharmony profile blurb.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One of your eyes is all squinty. It's really unnerving. I recommend wearing an eye-patch with a cartoonish jolly roger on it.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY STOP THERE!! TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR FASCINATING LIFE!!!
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoops.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
H3LO EV3RYBODY!!!1!!1 WTF LOL IT SEMS TAHT I HAEV MIS3D AN UBRSIET TRADITION!11111!! WTF I HAEVNT YET IN2DUC3D MYSELF AND POST3D A PICTUR3!11!!1!!!
MY NME SI JITLE!!11!! OMG W3L NOT RILLY!11!1 WTF ITS A PLAY ON MAH R3AL NM3 WHICH IM NOT ABOUT 2 GIEV OUT ON HERE!!!1!! OMG WTF
IM 24 AND ATENDNG COLEG3 WIT A MAJOR IN CRIMINAL JUSTIEC!!!!!! LOL IM SNGLE AND NOT LOKNG BUT IM IN LUV WIT MAH DOG OSCAR!1!1!11! OMG LOL I WAS BORN IN FR3D3RIK MD!1!!!1!1 OMG LOL I CUR3NTLEY AT3NDNG PEN STAET HARISBURG!1!!11 OMG
TAHTS PR3TY MUCH IT!!!!111 LOL IL TRY 2 ENT3RTANE AS MUCH AS I CAN!!111!!11 LOL
O AND SHLONGY I WONT B SHOWNG HOLE!111!11 OMG WTF
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PATTY HEARST!!!!!
Do I Win???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I assumed "Leonore" was sico...like every other new poster.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Oh, and Shlongy, I won't be showing hole."
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You won't go far here.
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Just who the fuck are you and what makes you think you know anything about this place?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This isn't myspace. This isn't a singles site. I don't give a shit about you, I don't give a shit about your likes or dislikes. You're here to entertain me and vice versa so start fucking doing it.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For fucks sake. I've been posting here for almost four years and none of you shmucks have ever seen a picture of me. What the fuck is with this new-member-camwhore thing?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, why not just tell me all this bullshit in reviews.
Write first, then tell me about yourself, after I have judged your worth as a person, based on your writing.
Don't make me have to tell you again in lolcat format.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is stupid.
Submitted by casual_sloring_anyone (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Harrisburg is less than an hour from me. Come play volleyball, and show me your hole instead of the Shlonginator.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-15 12:00:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cute. In a bukkake kind of way.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wish you WERE looking for a boyfriend. :(
then you could be my girlfriend/tin opener.
handy as fuck.
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hahahahaha
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
More proof that vagina = hits.
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PSUH was just closer to home. That's all.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Epic fail.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, you may still call this person an alter.
However if you're not, Ms Poster, then auto PA +2. Although, of ALL the PA schools you could go to, including Penn State main, I don't know why you'd pick Harrisburg.
I went to school in Wilkes-Barre for a bit. I suppose that means I'll shut up now.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look nice. run while you can.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cute. In a bukkake kind of way.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no offense to the poster
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, then log the hell out.
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bwahahahhaa
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The men here demand hole.
We've all had to do it, even the dudes (chocolate starfishes and what not).
sigh
Anymore I just assume someone is an alter until proven otherwise. Too many cock pirates about.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wish you WERE looking for a boyfriend. :(
then you could be my girlfriend/tin opener.
handy as fuck.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was funny : http://www.ubersite.com/m/111897
you look nice. run while you can.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and... *ahem*
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STFU noob. You haven't been here long enough to haze anyone.
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Ooh, a live one!
You're right, though, I still haven't been pantsed and made to run 'round the yard chugging live goldfish, so I'll hush up.
Can I still call this an alter?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RAD!!!!!
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:55:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a 24 year old criminal justice major is very sad :(
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everybody here is an alter to everybody else, apparently.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and... *ahem*
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STFU noob. You haven't been here long enough to haze anyone.
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Hahaha, I <3 Lishy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a 24 year old criminal justice major is very sad :(
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf, when did it become Match.Com Mondays?
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LAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWL
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Oh, you poor, poor alter.
The sharks be circlin'
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CAN'T YOU READ?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112467
ps- did someone smash your nose in with a baseball bat?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y halo thar shovelface, please stop walking into rakes, it's for your own good, k thx
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Saccy throwin' down the justice!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, then log the hell out.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for no hole alter
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You live in Meade Heights?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and... *ahem*
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STFU noob. You haven't been here long enough to haze anyone.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf, when did it become Match.Com Mondays?
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LAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWL
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf, when did it become Match.Com Mondays?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and... *ahem*
Welcome (back) to the club, alter. Sorry, hazing is required.
It's in the charter.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty girl.
Too bad that's not really you...
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Oh, and Shlongy, I won't be showing hole."
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You won't go far here.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sigh. ok.