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Another 6am Morning (777 hits)

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Rating: 1.61 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (View user info) at 2007-10-15 14:53:07 EDT


From the kitchen, I hear the bed squeak as he lifts himself up. A thrill of excitement rushes through my body. I'm rarely awake in the morning to see him get ready for work and walk out the door. Even the crunching sound of the blender he uses to make his morning smoothies never riles me out of sleep. But today I'm up before him. Technically, I haven't slept yet. This rare morning together is making me giddy. I push the button on the blender, watching the strawberries and raspberries swirl around, red juice oozing out and shards of seeds spinning uncontrollably. With a minimal glance at the directions, I scoop protein powder into the blender, watching the bedroom door intently. It cracks open and I smile as he stumbles out, his dark hair tangled in a toppled mess. He looks at me and glances at the clock with a sudden look of fear. I wave at him, telling him he's fine, he's got plenty of time.

When he asks me what I'm doing up, my eyes sparkle with excitement. I tell him I finally finished my masterpiece: the sculpture that will make me famous. He grabs me suddenly, lifting me in the air, covering my neck and chest with kisses. We laugh. Giggling, I try to reach the stop button on the blender, but he swoops me back and forth, teasing the distance between my fingertip and the counter. Finally, he sets me back to the floor, kissing my neck roughly. I pour the contents of the blender into a glass and hand it to him. He calls me his private Betty Crocker and sips it. His face scrunches up. He coughs. And I watch him, making my eyes large and hopeful. He shakes his head and kisses me, saying it's just a bit too sweet, but he'll drink it anyway.

Anxious, I grab his hand and lead him towards the second bedroom. My locked studio. I pretend to have difficulty opening the door. He stands back, drinking my bitterly sweet fruit smoothie as quickly as he can, waiting for the big reveal. The door swings open and I lift my arms and bow.

The remains of the smoothie drip down his shirt and the glass falls, shattering at his feet. He takes a step forward, horrified, but piece of glass cuts his foot, causing him to stumble back. I glance up and give a cautionary look at my creation.

Her head was the hardest part, I tell him. Our small steak knives kept leaving elongated ridges across her neck. I finger the uneven folds of her skin. Luckily, that staple gun worked wonders, pinning down her ears and the leftover hang of the neck flap. I poured glue over her hair and that seems to hold her in place just fine. I even had enough room to pull her tongue down through the bottom of her severed head, I say as I gingerly touch the flop of tongue meat that has become bluish and bloated. I yank lightly on it, making train whistle sounds and giggle. I've written the words cunt and bitch on the canvas behind her with her blood and the words have dried brown and cracks have begun to appear through the letters.

Honestly, I tell him, I wasn't playing on doing it. When I appeared at her car window, a look of recognition passed across her face. She knew who I was. I had been prepared to inform her he already had a girlfriend, but she knew. I shrugged, showing him my regret. That pretty much sealed her fate. Don't you think, sweetie?

He watches me. His face is pale with shock and grief. He swipes at the leftover smoothie on his face. He's noticing that there isn't much left of her. I can see his thoughts. Surely, there should be more than the single bucket of slashed flesh and blood. Clearing his throat, he asks me what I've called it. I can see his mind racing. Call the police. Get out. Call the police. Get out. Get out!

I wrap my arms around his neck and kiss his cheek tenderly. Protein Shake, I tell him quietly. Her name is Protein Shake. I can feel his stomach lurch through his shirt as he looks down at the red splotches of his bitterly sweet smoothie and the red puddle by the shattered glass.

















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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

totally suprised me.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You sick bastard.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

toot toooooot

Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Didn't see that coming at all. Good job!

Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"I yank lightly on it, making train whistle sounds and giggle."

You sound like a good time waiting to happen!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 13:53:29 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THANK GOODNESS THIS ISN"T ANOTHER NOOB CAMWHORE!!!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck. What... the... fuck... People on here make me sick.
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Hahahahaha. I don't know why this comment made me laugh.
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it did me too.

Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-15 20:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This was pretty good. In a weird, twisted, sick & odd -insert other similar adjectives- way.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nice little story though
kinda like night gallery or something

Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd have liked a better picture
I wish we could collaborate on stories and art



Yeah. My skills are lacking in picture choices and titles. Never been good with either.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd have liked a better picture
I wish we could collaborate on stories and art

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Niiiiiice!

You seem to be a sick and twisted soul.

That pleases me.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yes....., demented, sick and twisted, very nice!!

Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck. What... the... fuck... People on here make me sick.
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Hahahahaha. I don't know why this comment made me laugh.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Niiiiiice!

You seem to be a sick and twisted soul.

That pleases me.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stories with weird crazy murderous twists are A+ material on Uber.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck. What... the... fuck... People on here make me sick.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

despite the EMO name, I think you may actually add something to uber.



Awww. Thanks!

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THANK GOODNESS THIS ISN"T ANOTHER NOOB CAMWHORE!!!
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Seconded.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

despite the EMO name, I think you may actually add something to uber.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THANK GOODNESS THIS ISN"T ANOTHER NOOB CAMWHORE!!!


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