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Category: Romance

Rating: 0.25 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by triangle_man (View user info) at 2007-10-15 16:18:24 EDT


reluctant robbers

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-16 03:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

swing and and a miss even


hehe


But srsly.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-16 03:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what they both hair dark hair? Hit and a miss

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh, my beloved Tania
How I long to see your face
Photographed in fifteen second intervals
In a bank in San Leandro
A Polaroid of you, Cinque
With a seven-headed dragon
In a house in Daly City
Don't be sad, my beloved Tania
They say your father never liked Stephen Weed anyway
Hired a detective
To follow him around
Oh, my beloved revolutionary sweetheart
I can see your newsprint face turn yellow in the gutter
It makes me sad
How I long for the days when you came to liberate us from boredom
From driving around from five to seven in the evening
My beloved Tania
We carry your gun deep within our hearts
For no better reason than our lives have no meaning
And we want to be on television

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Yeah, you know... not seein' it there, bud.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They have dark hair and the same chin.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Mr. Frying Pan: Well now, here we all are. Ike, Mike and Mustard.
Harry: What the hell does that mean?
Mr. Fire: You know, I'm with him on this one man, that's pretty fuckin' obscure.
Mr. Frying Pan: Horseshit, I hear that all the time.
Mr. Fire: You do?
Mr. Frying Pan: Yeah, sure.
Mr. Fire: Where, at the 1942 club?
Mr. Frying Pan: Hey, just cause you didn't get in...
Mr. Fire: Motherfucker I could've gotten in...


+1 because I'm sure the post is funny to someone who gets the reference.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My beloved Tania
We carry your gun deep within our hearts
For no better reason than our lives have no meaning
And we want to be on television


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AMEN

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought this was funny.

ilikesteak = Harry Potter

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nobody ever puts MY face near something else that vaguely looks like me.
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You're asking for it, you know that.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nobody ever puts MY face near something else that vaguely looks like me.

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All in good time.....my pretty


Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nobody ever puts MY face near something else that vaguely looks like me.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh, my beloved Tania
How I long to see your face
Photographed in fifteen second intervals
In a bank in San Leandro
A Polaroid of you, Cinque
With a seven-headed dragon
In a house in Daly City
Don't be sad, my beloved Tania
They say your father never liked Stephen Weed anyway
Hired a detective
To follow him around
Oh, my beloved revolutionary sweetheart
I can see your newsprint face turn yellow in the gutter
It makes me sad
How I long for the days when you came to liberate us from boredom
From driving around from five to seven in the evening
My beloved Tania
We carry your gun deep within our hearts
For no better reason than our lives have no meaning
And we want to be on television


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

not funny

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wanted to eat Patty Hearst's box back in her "Tania" days...


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