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Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-10-16 10:44:29 EDT
PLAID
repeat the TERROR ALERT IS PLAID.
There is disturbing news today from the Carolina's, there are reports of an anarchist and his terrorist cell are preparing an assault on our Nation's Capitol.
Be aware and wary of strange individuals.
If you see this man and his associate alert the proper authorities or buy them a beer. Its your call.
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-24 15:43:42 EDT (#)
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no worries Andy. I'll be up there again for New Year's most likely.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-20 14:14:24 EDT (#)
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i just flew back to Chicago last night. sorry i didn't get ahold of you. i kept getting high every night and forgetting. =(
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:09:07 EDT (#)
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Holy gay dog lover!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:42:25 EDT (#)
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Great pic.
Your friend there is eyeing you like he just "dogged" you and he's wondering how long you're going to hang around.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:19:51 EDT (#)
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heh: I'm 6'1-ish" and weigh about 170-180lbs my weight fluctuates in that range.
I keep my hair buzzcut so I don't look a homosexual hebrew sporting the pink yamulke on the top of my head. Shlongy, I think, was kind enough to point out the bulbousness of my nose.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-17 01:40:55 EDT (#)
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The terror level is now the cover of Rush's seminal album Moving Pictures.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-17 01:39:31 EDT (#)
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Don't you mean
BLACKWATCH PLAID??????
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-17 01:10:28 EDT (#)
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for some reason i thought you were either a big fat guy or a big built (mynameistim-like) guy. you seem like youre not small, but about 70 pounds lighter than i had imagined. i dont know why any of this matters. i'd buy your dog a beer.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-17 00:21:07 EDT (#)
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Andy, you can ask bart for my number if you speak to him. He has access to it through facebook.
He should anyways.
I am up here til either the evening of the 18th or heading back south to durham the morning of the 19th.
I grew up here, so I am up visiting with my best friend and his wife. Gimme a call though man we'll grab a beer.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:36:25 EDT (#)
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i sense that there's something in your left hand
ps. so does the dog
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-10-16 18:07:44 EDT (#)
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Why does this post smell of Peanut Butter?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-10-16 17:49:46 EDT (#)
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That dogs expression is gold.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-16 17:00:04 EDT (#)
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Petey!!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-16 15:14:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:49:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:37:24 EDT (#)
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you and chaosjester and kaosking should get together and have a shaved head dorkfest.
hahahahaa
haha, Quint, he just likes to play with the lipstick.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:20:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:16:03 EDT (#)
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Turtle, you're 'round des parts too??
Andy, I shall text you.
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aight. i won't be around for the weekend, though. i'm going to try to leave thursday night or friday morning.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:58:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:58:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:50:09 EDT (#)
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Quint made me laugh.
+2 for that.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:48:48 EDT (#)
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Both you and your dog can sort out your lazy eye problems. You don't have to live like this - looking in two directions at the same time.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:33:56 EDT (#)
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You play with your dog's penis to give him boners, don't you. Sick freak....
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:27:16 EDT (#)
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+2 Dog Pose
-2 Homosexual Pose
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:16:03 EDT (#)
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Turtle, you're 'round des parts too??
Andy, I shall text you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:14:48 EDT (#)
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You look like a coke dealer. Cute dog.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:12:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:17:26 EDT (#)
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Sorry Andy, I don't follow your rules man.
I was telling the DC folks, that I was on my way.
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i'm flying in to DC tonight and will be around for a couple days. what are you going to be up to? DC is always a good time. i missed the Melvins concert last week in DC because my boss', boss' boss called me right before the show and i had to fucking cancel those plans.
also, i forgot to add to my list of exceptions that all users with a number under 1,000 have free reign to camwhore. because we deserve it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-16 12:13:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-16 12:03:08 EDT (#)
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cute dog
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:49:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:37:24 EDT (#)
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you and chaosjester and kaosking should get together and have a shaved head dorkfest.
hahahahaa
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:37:24 EDT (#)
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you and chaosjester and kaosking should get together and have a shaved head dorkfest.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:36:20 EDT (#)
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When my dog's eye looks like that he's about three seconds away from mauling the shit out of someone. It's the crazy eye. And dogs are always cute - okay not always.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:26:22 EDT (#)
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I smiled. Dogs are fun.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:17:26 EDT (#)
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Sorry Andy, I don't follow your rules man.
I was telling the DC folks, that I was on my way.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:12:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-16 11:03:04 EDT (#)
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None more gay.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:52:56 EDT (#)
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I speak dogese.
That dog is saying...nay, pleading, and I quote:
"Someone, anyone...PUUULLEEEEESE get this fucking homo off of me..."
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:51:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:47:50 EDT (#)
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The dog seems very, very afraid.
I'm calling PETA.
Right now.
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Dont call PETA. They'll just say the dog is unfit for living and kill it like they do to the few thousand other animals they kill per year.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:50:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:47:15 EDT (#)
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Does that dog have wall eye?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:48:04 EDT (#)
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" What u talking bout Willis "
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:47:50 EDT (#)
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The dog seems very, very afraid.
I'm calling PETA.
Right now.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:47:15 EDT (#)
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Does that dog have wall eye?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:45:50 EDT (#)
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That dog is shitting himself