Don't fall off your armchair...I'm not coming back...just reminiscing about the shite old days! (991 hits)
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (View user info) at 2007-10-16 19:22:01 EDT
Hello
Every year or so when I take a quick look at the cosy world that is Uber I remember fondly the long days and nights I wasted time here. I guess I miss the people (some people, not the angry swearing tweenagers) and some of the posts. But I genuinely think I have a better life now, out of my armchair, doing more things outdoors and crying into burgers less.
Yes I'm still fugly and snaggletoothed. But I need less attention (possibly).
In a couple of months time I will skydive for charity. That wouldn't have happened 3 years ago sat in front of Uberscreen, on top of my Ubercouch, chomping Uberfries & crying salty Ubertears into my Uberburger "I'm so fat and depressed ... yum yum yum".
Props to Bart for hosting such a great website.
And I will subject you to a photo cos, tough! I love my dog!
Walkies...
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-18 20:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Bubba...instead of wasting your time in your ill-fated attempts to follow me around and insult me on Ubersite, why don't you instead use the time to brush your tooth?
And take a shower while you're at it. You smell like the cat's ass.
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Well fer.... Shlongy, do you really think I'd waste my time following you? We just happen to frequent the same posts. Your replys are just as dumb as you are, youngster.
I give you shit because it's fun, and for no other reason. I am quite sure we would hit it off if we met in person, considering you would be buying.. :)
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read a lot of your old stuff before rating this and I think you're great.
Nice dog too.
Tata
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey PAS. Still preoccupied with feline cunnilingus?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-17 23:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel really bad now because I didn't actually read your post and how you mention eating burgers and being fat. I just saw the picture and thought "Huh, she lost weight."
Eh.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:53:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:01:06 EDT (#)
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i'm going to drive a ferrari while getting blown by jenna jameson for charity
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Um, actually it's a Fiero. Oh, and you're only getting a handjob. And it's not Jenna Jameson. It's some girl named Jen that only agreed to giving handjobs if we supplied a bottle of Jameson's. So...yeah... Enjoy the free t-shirt.
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that still sounds like a pretty fun charity event.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They let retarded people have dogs?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't ask me why, but when people say "shite" it REALLY gets on my nerves.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:53:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:01:06 EDT (#)
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i'm going to drive a ferrari while getting blown by jenna jameson for charity
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Um, actually it's a Fiero. Oh, and you're only getting a handjob. And it's not Jenna Jameson. It's some girl named Jen that only agreed to giving handjobs if we supplied a bottle of Jameson's. So...yeah... Enjoy the free t-shirt.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WILLLLLBURRRRR
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice dog.
shit post.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for happyness.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's interesting how many "Old" users reviewed this but you don't often see them elsewhere. Watch that first step, it's a doozy. after that it's fantastic.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good to hear happy news. :)
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey baby.
I don't think you are fugly or snaggletoothed.
Having a real life is always better than the alternative. Nice to see you checking in every once in awhile.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i read a little of your previous posts, you actually seem like a decent and mildly interesting person.
i could be wrong.
good luck, hope you don't splat?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
great post
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-17 03:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a noob and am ignorant of who you are.
But you look happy (very) and thats worth a +2 any day.
Goes to show once you start with Uber only death releases you!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-17 03:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mein Gott im Himmel...
I understand that we are all god's creatures and that we all are beautiful in our imperfections.
Still.
Your choppers make me want to go gopher-hunting.
Props for sky-diving, though.
Screaming towards the earth at terminal velocities is probably one of the BOSHest things imaginable...once you get over the mind-numbing fear of peering over the precipice.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2007-10-17 03:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Getting slightly dragged back in...
I want to rise above the charity debate but these are my thoughts:
1) This skydive is for an AIR ambulance charity. It is their chosen method of raising funds. I answered an advert for volunteers.
2) Marathons - I agree, training for one would be more gruelling. But I know a lot of marathon runners and they get a great sense of achievement from completing the race. A lot of runners compete for their personal satisfaction/hobby which is great too.
3) I've run for charity before, (not marathon distance) which for me was gruelling (not built for speed). One time I'd broken my leg and still did the race by pushing myself in a wheelchair. This made me feel good about myself (and I posted about it here) I still got slagged off.
So on Ubersite you can't win, someone will always bring you down and be negative. At the end of the day it comes down to, am I making myself happy? Will the charity get money to continue their vital work?
...Yes.
bye bye.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-17 02:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey PAS, good to hear things are turning out well for you.
Cute dog
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2007-10-17 02:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-10-17 01:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you look very happy. nice to see you're around
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-17 01:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
people are strange
has become a stranger
you are a stranger
you might just be strange
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-17 00:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You lost weight.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-17 00:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
first post = auto +2. n00b!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:43:03 EDT (#)
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Now go far, far away, before they suck you in again.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi PAS
You aren't fugly, you just need some mascara and a tan. <3
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're between me and someone else, wouldn't you be in the way of our heads?
Also, I'm the paranoid type just waiting to jam a pen in someone's neck.
Submitted by Graham (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I imagine hell would be the center seat between bubba and steak on a transatlantic flight.
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But at least you could smack their heads together.........
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Bubba...instead of wasting your time in your ill-fated attempts to follow me around and insult me on Ubersite, why don't you instead use the time to brush your tooth?
And take a shower while you're at it. You smell like the cat's ass.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute as always- glad to see you're doing good!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I spank my monkey for charity.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-10-16 23:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 filename.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I imagine hell would be the center seat between bubba and steak on a transatlantic flight.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's orthodOndist, Shlongy, you stupid fuckstick. Where did you get yer degree,
from a thermometer?
Fuckboys like you who can't spell make me sick. Die, fuckwad. . .
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Actually, you didn't spell it right either.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't care if you are here, don't care if you were here. This wasn't worth reading, and it's a waste of my time reviewing this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i use to dive for dinks
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I heard you would dive on ANYTHING!!! So-called vet-old man. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Take a few of the charities dollars right off the top and see an orthadontist.
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That's orthodOndist, Shlongy, you stupid fuckstick. Where did you get yer degree,
from a thermometer?
Fuckboys like you who can't spell make me sick. Die, fuckwad. . .
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-10-16 22:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i use to dive for dinks
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:52:20 EDT (#)
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coolio PAS.
good to hear stuff is going well.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU AND YER DOG YOU VANILLA LOOKING SLAG
NO ONE MISSED YOU OR CARED YOU LEFT
I WILL THROW U IN A RAVINE AND TAKE YER DOG AND SELL IT TO MICHEAL VICK
HAVE A BAD DAY YOU SOB
GO BEARS WEEEP
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:20:01 EDT (#)
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Take a few of the charities dollars right off the top and see an orthadontist.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
who are you again?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-16 21:01:06 EDT (#)
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i'm going to drive a ferrari while getting blown by jenna jameson for charity
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-16 20:48:31 EDT (#)
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I wonder if that "miserable cunt" was directed at me?
Sorry if I am not bending over backwards trying to cheer for somebody who is eploiting "charity" to do something fun (probably for free) and trying to use it to brag how they have moved on from a site. Even though they are talking about it on said site.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-16 20:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle is sweet.
Indoninja - nice sarcasm. I guess jumping out of a plane at 10,000 feet and the small possibility of death or injury due to parachute failure doesn't make it enough of a risk to be a worthwhile charity fundraiser.
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death rate for skydiving 1/75,000
death rate for marathons 1/50,000
The risk is almost non-existant, the training, effort, pain, and time are less than any serious charity fund raiser I have ever heard of.
You could have raised more money by going around asking for donations then taking the 2-.05k it costs to jump out of an aircraft and given that to charity, or if the jump was for free, let a sick person who deserves it have the jump. But of course then you wouldn't have gotten a cool T-shirt or been able to brag here.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-10-16 20:44:21 EDT (#)
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i bet your mega cute in person
...but that pic makes your expression resemble a retard with cake
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-16 20:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You were way before my time, but I've seen some of your older stuff.
Certain assholes like Rad should be killed. Maybe I can do that. . .
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-16 20:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
don't look now, but the entire planet behind you? It's beginning to tilt. I would probably try to get into the water so you can't fall out of the world.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:52:44 EDT (#)
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its okay. I'm not trying to build you up or break you down, I'm just calling it like I see it.
Like my Uncle Al says: Honesty isn't always nice, but at least it's always honest.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:50:36 EDT (#)
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Thanks rad - I think. I'm still a loser in many ways.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:48:09 EDT (#)
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'Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got'...plenty more in the garden.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:48:01 EDT (#)
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good on you for quitting being a total loser. I'm not sure how I feel about you having to tell everyone about it though, I mean, it's like the ex-girlfriend who went out and married the richest best looking nicest guy just to shove it in her ugly poor asshole junkie ex-boyfriend's face. Says more about your character than mine I suppose.
Either way, I could never figure out why I_H_A_K_F wanted to suck the piss out of you. Just one of those mysteries of life.
Cheers!
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:46:11 EDT (#)
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That's a nice rock you got there on your finger.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:44:14 EDT (#)
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And that was the kind of miserable cunt that I don't miss!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:42:46 EDT (#)
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Crystle is sweet.
Indoninja - nice sarcasm. I guess jumping out of a plane at 10,000 feet and the small possibility of death or injury due to parachute failure doesn't make it enough of a risk to be a worthwhile charity fundraiser. Can always eat chocolate for sponsorship instead. Enjoy your cruise!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"In a couple of months time I will skydive for charity."
One day I hope to go on a cruise, or jet ski for charity, it is just right now I don't have enough time to sacrifice for such a grueling event.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOO PAS!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2007-10-16 19:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why'd the fucking picture come up massive? I previewed!
Just don't have the 'uber' touch anymore. Dog has better teeth than me!