APW - 'Look at my legs - they're so slim' (1543 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.23 on 76 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (View user info) at 2007-10-17 07:28:01 EDT
Music is art, right? YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS!
I know this post doesn't have a huge review and critical analysis like I usually provide for APW, but just watch the damn link. Make sure you keep watching through the foregin shit at the beginning. It's well worth it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lieFTblSAUo
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-24 20:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad that y'all got some enjoyment out of it :)
Skrap, you really need to get your job to send you around my area.
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It's 8:19 or so on 10/24/07 and I'm at the Hampton Inn in Islamorada. I just had dinner at the Islamorada Fish Company. They're all still talking about you.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-21 08:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-19 17:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-18 10:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:37:23 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although I normally abhor poking fun at the mentally challenged, they seem to be poking fun at themselves. This makes for funny video.
If I were in the same circumstance I would make fun of myself constantly. Otherwise I might not make it through the day.
why don't you make fat jokes all day then porky?
I'm too busy trying to find eyeglass frames for people with gigantic heads.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-18 10:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:37:23 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although I normally abhor poking fun at the mentally challenged, they seem to be poking fun at themselves. This makes for funny video.
If I were in the same circumstance I would make fun of myself constantly. Otherwise I might not make it through the day.
why don't you make fat jokes all day then porky?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-18 07:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-17 22:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I kind of felt bad for how much I laughed.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm at work right now, so I can't access youtube.
Still, anything that makes Toe-chica screech is fine by me.
+2 for you.
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ugh
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are right. I'll work on that, not that I would wish harm on anyone simply to provide me with expensed travel. BTW: I'm driving to Marathon next week on a case. Missed you by 'that much'.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad that y'all got some enjoyment out of it :)
Skrap, you really need to get your job to send you around my area.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sent this link to a cohort at work. Now you owe him a keyboard too.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Angel, can I check your temperature with my meat thermometer? hehe
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just got home and watched it...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you for this
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU ARE WELCOME.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:23:43 EDT (#)
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i think dipshit covers it, thanks for proving my point though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:31:05 EDT (#)
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scourge is a dipshit, i know you were all thinking it...i'm just confirming it
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A DIPSHIT?!
What, are you channeling the spirit of Shlongy? Gonna threaten to knock my teeth across the bar and then ask Angel to show you her hole next, are ya?
I'm sorely disappointed in your choice of insult. You should have referenced my sexual orientation or my parentage or something.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you for this
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge is a dipshit, i know you were all thinking it...i'm just confirming it
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO old
i saw it like...two days ago
to stay on top of the internets you have to post links to things before there's even something at the other end of the link and just hope for the best.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
photo...of me...???!!!
hahaha
I'm like the chick of 'The Ring'
you see me and die, do you think i want that on my head - on top of all the dead hookers!?? jeez
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That explains why all the pictures I've seen of you were so blurred.
From what I can make out though you're quite lovely. Also I do not think prossies are murdered that often in New Zealand except by visiting Thailanders.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed my ass of when I caught this a few days ago. People never like my linkages...*cry* so I stopped doing em for the most part.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:29:36 EDT (#)
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toe, i've already beat you to that description. you have to pick a new horror character to style yourself after
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dang it, how bout i do the blonde version of 'The Ring' girl, greasy hair, pale face.....
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:48:05 EDT (#)
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hahaha, I just +2'd myself. I forgot I was rating my own post. I need sleep.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mike, that's exactly why I think it's an awesome video.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although I normally abhor poking fun at the mentally challenged, they seem to be poking fun at themselves. This makes for funny video.
If I were in the same circumstance I would make fun of myself constantly. Otherwise I might not make it through the day.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
toe, i've already beat you to that description. you have to pick a new horror character to style yourself after
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88037#1979452
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:12:11 EDT (#)
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what's your email emission
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this gave me nightmares the first time i saw it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well i dont want to see you if your fat. Unless you have big boobs.............
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
photo...of me...???!!!
hahaha
I'm like the chick of 'The Ring'
you see me and die, do you think i want that on my head - on top of all the dead hookers!?? jeez
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Toe when do we get to see a photo of you?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have one. I just thought it was funny.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-06 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck.
I can't
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what's your point hurty?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't watch this at work either, so I'm leaving this +2 on faith for now. I reserve the right to come back and whoop your ass later if this doesn't deliver as promised. :p
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN TOE: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110792
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant see it but Angel is sexy so i automatically +2 her
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I watched the video, found it good,
it's just my *things that annoy me on uber* is posts with links and no content.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well its a quirky smile.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:42:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
hurty, i was just going to rate kaos' post but wanted to check with you first is a +1 ok?
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Sounds fair to me! Though smiling at that shit is pretty fucked up.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:43:03 EDT (#)
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CJ, you must watch it when you get home. It's a classic.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hurty, i was just going to rate kaos' post but wanted to check with you first is a +1 ok?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm at work right now, so I can't access youtube.
Still, anything that makes Toe-chica screech is fine by me.
+2 for you.
(subliminal jedi-mind tricks are *all* over this review, by the by)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
toe, just watch the fucking video, it's brilliant. It needs nothing else, apart from a picture of her butt, apparently.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ewwww, and you linked to allyson!!!
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
close mudwhistle was I
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dammit....we were so close
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Y'all's jedi mindtricks will not work on me. There will be no Angel nudity on Uber. We all remember how well that worked out for Allyson (http://www.ubersite.com/m/95641).
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
to be honest....no
it's a 2 line post with no content and a link.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*ratings are
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:29:19 EDT (#)
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I rarely do brother.
Yes ratings arbitrary but I hold the ones I give out in a decent regard and I try to stick to the literal meaning behind each rating.
sure I might come off as a prick sometimes but I'm just me and besides I have 2 assholes and its hard to hide.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:22:03 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I'll describe it in the sense of 'what doesn't it have'
you rate a post with a +2 Kicker of All Ass and lets say Angel reposts it and along with the link there is a picture of her naked ass leaning over a table....where then do you have to go? Obviously the repost is better than the original but alas...you have no higher rating to ascend to.
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OK, but then you can never rate anything +2 because you'll be constantly living in hope that there'll be something better, surely?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Angels ass seems a good addition to me
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:22:03 EDT (#)
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Well I'll describe it in the sense of 'what doesn't it have'
you rate a post with a +2 Kicker of All Ass and lets say Angel reposts it and along with the link there is a picture of her naked ass leaning over a table....where then do you have to go? Obviously the repost is better than the original but alas...you have no higher rating to ascend to.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty - retards doing kareoke is funny, a post with nothing more than the link is not necessarily 'kicker of all ass'
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Tell me then, what more does it need?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find the support for your arguement leaves something to be desired Bertram, I submit that Wendt is expressionless to the point of being plastic. The burden of proof lay solely in your court.
Hurty - retards doing kareoke is funny, a post with nothing more than the link is not necessarily 'kicker of all ass'
although the 'meh' was quite redundant or possibly contradictory as 'worth ready' and 'meh' don't really go together
or do they?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: "MEH" RATING FAGGOTS: If retards doing karaoke isn't funny, then what the fuck is?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:09:53 EDT (#)
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How could you think that George Wendt is an autard? When he is onstage his face is a symphony of human emotion. Comparing him to Bobby is like comparing an apricot to a Ford Mustang. They are just two completely different things.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:06:25 EDT (#)
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Well Dinero and George Wendt that is.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:59:18 EDT (#)
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i dunno champ, you brought it up in your earlier comment.
Berty makes me laugh...as much as a long haired, no legged, wheel chair bound masochist can.
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I am not a masochist and I resent the implication that I am some sort of freak. Just because I weigh half as much as you doesn't mean you can treat me badly!
Also I think it is only a matter of time before we see an autistic actor, assuming we discount Robert Dinero.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:02:03 EDT (#)
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Berts, what are the two extra buttons for?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:59:18 EDT (#)
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i dunno champ, you brought it up in your earlier comment.
Berty makes me laugh...as much as a long haired, no legged, wheel chair bound masochist can.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:51:01 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
now that I've watched it, and since hurty is so interested in my laugh patterns...that is some funny shit there.
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Why would I give a fuck about your laugh patterns? Can they even be measured?
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An interesting question. I say we get a monkey and put it in a perspex box. We build into it 7 buttons (the box that is, not the monkey) and label them Monday through to Friday. If the monkey presses the correct button for the correct day it gets food, if it doesn't get it right first time though the monkey gets nothing.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:51:01 BST (#)
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now that I've watched it, and since hurty is so interested in my laugh patterns...that is some funny shit there.
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Why would I give a fuck about your laugh patterns? Can they even be measured?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently nothing makes MugWhistle laugh?
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I heard that his wife was sexually assaulted by a sex-crazed, down syndrome person and now they have to raise the baby because they live in a state where abortion is illegal.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now that I've watched it, and since hurty is so interested in my laugh patterns...that is some funny shit there.
Submitted by japetus (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:43:04 EDT (#)
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Thank yopu very much. My nice new keybopard has nasal-passage-filtered Diet Copke all in it nopw. Diet Copke hurts the sinuses, by the way. Dunnop if you were aware opf that little item of infoprmation. I am, nopw, thank yopu very much. Apparently the 'op' and 'p' keys are woprking topgether nopw. Yopu opwe me a new keybopard.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:37:43 EDT (#)
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Apparently nothing makes MugWhistle laugh?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:33:46 EDT (#)
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i just coughed and some kind of flegm string flew out of my mouth and hit the screen.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'OOOOOOH THE HUNK IS HERE, OOOHHHHH LIVING IN A WHEELCHAIR!'