An Arrogant Rugby World Cup Post From The !Xclicky Colony. (1162 hits)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2007-10-17 07:28:38 EDT
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-21 20:10:16 EDT (#)
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you are clearly still in a state of drunken delerium. enjoy.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-21 19:06:43 EDT (#)
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well played sir.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-10-19 19:30:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-18 10:04:51 EDT (#)
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Yeah well we own the Arizona Armpits
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-18 10:03:27 EDT (#)
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And the Bristol Sarafemmes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-18 10:02:39 EDT (#)
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And its hi - ho lungfish lining !!!!
and away you go now baby,
I see your sun is shining
But I wont make a fuss
Though its obvious.
you are a raving drunk lalalalalalalalalal
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:59:25 EDT (#)
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<grimaces>
<spits>
<wipes tobacco juice from chin>
<rides off into the Arizona sunset>
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:58:31 EDT (#)
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Uh oh Lungfish is drunk again.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:56:49 EDT (#)
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And Las Putas. We own Las Putas.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:55:04 EDT (#)
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And the Ponces. We own the Ponces.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:49:57 EDT (#)
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Hey piss off, DemonICK. The Arizona Diamondbacks are the greatest rugby squad in the history of the universe. We own your Wannabes...and the RSA Spongebobs for that matter.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 01:39:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:40:20 EST (#)
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All you stupid cunts need to get over a lucky four victories. Arizona is the best. Arizona has always been the best and will always BE THE VERY FUCKING BEST. STFU YOU STUPID CUNTS. I swear next time Arizona dominates you (which is pretty much every...um...) I shall post it around 16 trillion times. The End.
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Wtf is an are..ara...arizona? Noone cares about your shit state or county or what ever the fuck you americans want to call it.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-10-18 00:04:57 EDT (#)
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You get this +2 by looks alone...
I don't know dick about soccer
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-17 23:50:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.temperugby.com/schedule.html
Who knew? I'm gonna start going to games. We're gonna kick ass in the next World Cup.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-17 23:30:29 EDT (#)
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Who wants a body massage?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-17 23:22:22 EDT (#)
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What's rugby?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-17 23:08:50 EDT (#)
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okay you can shut-up now stagger you're making it really obvious we weren't clever enough to adapt. And it's making the wallabies look stupid.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-17 23:03:08 EDT (#)
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And it may not have been a pretty victory, but it was far from "lucky". They had a game plan and executed it perfectly.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-17 22:58:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-17 22:48:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:16:04 EST (#)
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All you stupid cunts need to get over a lucky victory. Australia is the best. Australia has always been the best and will always BE THE VERY FUCKING BEST. STFU YOU STUPID CUNTS. I swear next time Australia dominates you (which is pretty much every freakn sport) I shall post it around 16 trillion times. The End.
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He does not speak for us. You get to brag, that's how giving and taking stick works.
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litte nuggets of truth
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-10-17 22:48:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:16:04 EST (#)
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All you stupid cunts need to get over a lucky victory. Australia is the best. Australia has always been the best and will always BE THE VERY FUCKING BEST. STFU YOU STUPID CUNTS. I swear next time Australia dominates you (which is pretty much every freakn sport) I shall post it around 16 trillion times. The End.
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He does not speak for us. You get to brag, that's how giving and taking stick works.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-17 22:40:20 EDT (#)
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All you stupid cunts need to get over a lucky four victories. Arizona is the best. Arizona has always been the best and will always BE THE VERY FUCKING BEST. STFU YOU STUPID CUNTS. I swear next time Arizona dominates you (which is pretty much every...um...) I shall post it around 16 trillion times. The End.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-17 22:16:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-17 22:16:04 EDT (#)
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All you stupid cunts need to get over a lucky victory. Australia is the best. Australia has always been the best and will always BE THE VERY FUCKING BEST. STFU YOU STUPID CUNTS. I swear next time Australia dominates you (which is pretty much every freakn sport) I shall post it around 16 trillion times. The End.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-17 22:09:14 EDT (#)
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hey... I have one of those jersies
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:42:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:23:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:07:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:35:28 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:42:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:37:54 BST (#)
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A plastic pitched soaked with water, well at least it will be amusing. Not really on though in a qualifying match is it!
1-0 England, Owen.
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Stick a tenner on that and apparently you could get £410.
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Unlucky - Rooney's beaten him to it.
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AND NOW HE'S FUCKING CRIPPLED!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:35:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:42:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:37:54 BST (#)
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A plastic pitched soaked with water, well at least it will be amusing. Not really on though in a qualifying match is it!
1-0 England, Owen.
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Stick a tenner on that and apparently you could get £410.
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Unlucky - Rooney's beaten him to it.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:00:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:50:16 EDT (#)
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This better be a decent match involving Scotland, im missing swimming for this.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:48:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:47:29 BST (#)
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ewwwww what a horrid thought, hurty sweating in a scotland shirt.
I cant get to the bookies to put that bet on :(
Funnily enough I will be watching the Scotland match later and not the England match, damn Rupert Murdoch.
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Highlights of England at 2240 tonight, BBC1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:47:29 EDT (#)
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ewwwww what a horrid thought, hurty sweating in a scotland shirt.
I cant get to the bookies to put that bet on :(
Funnily enough I will be watching the Scotland match later and not the England match, damn Rupert Murdoch.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:45:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:42:53 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:25:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:21:37 BST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:07:10 EDT (#)
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nelly, i'm a kiwi - and i'm still gonna go for England
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Fair enough, but I'm a bitter Scot.
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Fuck that, follow the footie!
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Dude, as if I'm not! I'll be legging it to the pub from work as I wouldn't want to miss another glorious 3 points.
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Hah, fair one, I've been sweating into my strip all day! Gonna be a good one!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:42:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:25:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:21:37 BST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:07:10 EDT (#)
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nelly, i'm a kiwi - and i'm still gonna go for England
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Fair enough, but I'm a bitter Scot.
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Fuck that, follow the footie!
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Dude, as if I'm not! I'll be legging it to the pub from work as I wouldn't want to miss another glorious 3 points.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:42:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:37:54 BST (#)
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A plastic pitched soaked with water, well at least it will be amusing. Not really on though in a qualifying match is it!
1-0 England, Owen.
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Stick a tenner on that and apparently you could get £410.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:37:54 EDT (#)
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A plastic pitched soaked with water, well at least it will be amusing. Not really on though in a qualifying match is it!
1-0 England, Owen.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:34:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:27:42 BST (#)
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This thing with Scotland being good at football isn't quite right.
However I am still fully expecting you to cock soemthing up in these last two matches.
Do hope you get through though. But I will chuckle if you dont.
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Have you been reading that cunt Chick Young's column?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/7046694.stm
Anyway, the English have already started making excuses about the fucking pitch in Russia.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:32:49 EDT (#)
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I lul'd.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:27:42 EDT (#)
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This thing with Scotland being good at football isn't quite right.
However I am still fully expecting you to cock soemthing up in these last two matches.
Do hope you get through though. But I will chuckle if you dont.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:26:16 EDT (#)
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WE WON!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:25:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-17 15:21:37 BST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:07:10 EDT (#)
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nelly, i'm a kiwi - and i'm still gonna go for England
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Fair enough, but I'm a bitter Scot.
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Fuck that, follow the footie!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:25:14 EDT (#)
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yea well may be a repeat of the last game, which was literally 'KICK THE BALL, KICK THE BALL'
who wins without scoring a goal, HONESTLY
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:23:43 EDT (#)
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You do realise if England lose you wont be hearing from Me or Apollo until Monday at the earliest.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:21:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:07:10 EDT (#)
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nelly, i'm a kiwi - and i'm still gonna go for England
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Fair enough, but I'm a bitter Scot.
I'm really more interested in seeing a good game of rugby (with England being edged out right at the end, preferably with a drop goal.)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:19:24 EDT (#)
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Yes your cricketeres are so modest, they dont star in every single advert on Television, That Gilchrist one in February (when I was in Oz) was unbelievably painful.
I was there just after the 5 nil drubbing you gave us in the Ashes, and the fans i met at Sydney in the One day international certainly werent meek and modest, I heard something along the lines of;
'You fucking pommy bastards, you will never beat us, your fucking shit you skinny fuckers'
Then when we won in Sydney and it was pouring we got abused yet again
' Call yourself fucking supporters you are a fucking disgcrace, going home, fucking poms'
The meekness was overwhelming.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:12:23 EDT (#)
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Austalia is the meek, modest champion of the world.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:07:10 EDT (#)
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nelly, i'm a kiwi - and i'm still gonna go for England
what's with the whole 'oasis' victory song? how lame by the way
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:59:48 EDT (#)
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Ha ha. Despite my general contempt towards South Africans (I live in west London. Present company excepted) I'm going to have to support you lot as I don't think I can handle them English being smug for another four years.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:59:37 EDT (#)
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well done, well done
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:46:10 EDT (#)
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Australia, grace and tact? Sorry are there two Australias!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:43:07 EDT (#)
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Actually i sorta liked it when England won last time. THey were so happy like a kid that gets his first Christmas present at age 10 instead of a kid that's showered with gifts every day (like Australia with trophies).
Problem was, the kid with his Christmas present was so unused to gifts he didnt know how to appreciate them with any grace or tact.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:23:14 EDT (#)
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phallic, i was still alive enough to know the disappoint from when the saffas beat us at the finals last time...apparantly a movie is going to be made round it.
stupid saffas.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:21:54 EDT (#)
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What about when we won the last world cup? Did you cry then............ heh
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:20:40 EDT (#)
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Obligatory fuck you for the anti-Australianism.
However, if England win this world cup i am going to cry for the first time since i was 15 when my girlfriend broke up with me.
That is not an exaggeration.
Please, please beat those fucking cunts into the ground.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:15:57 EDT (#)
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hehe calm down dear, its just EmissionImpossible
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:13:42 EDT (#)
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oh go fuck your mother emission
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:11:10 EDT (#)
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*does a jig*
I beat down the toe women.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:09:53 EDT (#)
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note it takes two of them to perform the tackle successfully.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:09:22 EDT (#)
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*insert standard rebuttal*
in all honesty...it sucks...NZ should have been there, we ju..ju...*breaks down in tears*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:05:09 EDT (#)
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You say you won the tri-nations AND bledisloe cup, well then!! I take it all back.
We won the last world cup and are in the final of this one, suck on that, may get rid of that bitter taste in your mouth.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:03:45 EDT (#)
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When it counts, you choke and we dont.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:02:51 EDT (#)
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Yea we choked,
but come on, we had it! we won every single test match up until the world cup, tri-nations, bledisloe cup....
we were the number one team in the world.
and the english lose to some d-grade team in their first outing, nearly lose by a matter or 5 points to a south pacific team and suddenly they are in the finals!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:57:27 EDT (#)
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*faints*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:57:04 EDT (#)
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kiwis choke.
simple fact of life.
it comes from having a population of 19 people, when they see big crowds they urinate lavishly on themselves.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:53:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:50:44 BST (#)
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The english don't deserve this win, even the english didn't anticipate it - which is why kiwis are selling their world cup tickets for nearly $1000 a piece
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(Fair enough EI)
And you know what, and it takes a lot for me to say this, yes they fucking well do.
They've over come the disappointment the whole country put upon them, they've ground out results against what should have been technically superior opposition and given a sterling account of themselves. Just because once again the Kiwis have fucked it up royally and let every fucker down is no need to be all fucking bitter.
Fair play to them, and I hope they win.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:52:36 EDT (#)
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Meaning the kiwis were being arrogant fuckers
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:50:44 EDT (#)
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The english don't deserve this win, even the english didn't anticipate it - which is why kiwis are selling their world cup tickets for nearly $1000 a piece
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:44:53 EDT (#)
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I have never talked shit about England, I said I wasn't interested in the RWC as I thought it was all so predictable. I was wrong!
I support my country in whatever they do, oh except womens football.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:41:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:40:29 BST (#)
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Ok England played awfully to start with and rightly got stuffed by South Africa but since then we have consistently improved and beaten two of the best teams in the world. Peopel who say its a disgrace that we are in a final are either jealous or stupid!
We have deserved to win both of our last two matches.
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This from the guy who doesn't care about the RWC... Fucking English, supporting when the going is good, and talking shit about your teams when it isn't.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:41:09 EDT (#)
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whatever it takes for you to live with yourself...
don't worry i understand - the ref was against us in the game against france. ahem *forward pass try *ahem
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:40:29 EDT (#)
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Ok England played awfully to start with and rightly got stuffed by South Africa but since then we have consistently improved and beaten two of the best teams in the world. Peopel who say its a disgrace that we are in a final are either jealous or stupid!
We have deserved to win both of our last two matches.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:37:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:35:14 BST (#)
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uh, we beat romania and the scottish thank you very much! and were the first team to reach '100' points in a game....
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Being held to 20 points per half by what was effectively a second string team is nothing to be proud of!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:35:14 EDT (#)
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uh, we beat romania and the scottish thank you very much! and were the first team to reach '100' points in a game....
*I see where you are going with that and foolish national pride will not let me concede*
so take that!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:34:23 EDT (#)
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Dont make me hide your toe.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:30:14 EDT (#)
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Oh yes , we only beat Australia and France, who did you beat again??
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:28:17 EDT (#)
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and i only adore 'man love' in certain instances....say when the saffas do a 'cheap crotch shot', or when the english 'do nothing and get to the finals of the world cup'
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:25:08 EDT (#)
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from what i remember, christian bale shot sean bean in the head - he didn't tread softly at all.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-17 08:06:44 EDT (#)
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Toe, I know for a fact that you adore man love. In fact if television showed nothing more than man on man action and rugger then you would be terrified because you would be thinking that you were getting television from heaven and that your home had become a nether portal.
You still would not move though. You'd be all "Look at what Christian Bale is doing to Sean Bean! Squeeeee!"
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:59:43 EDT (#)
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yea well you may call that rugby,
but here in NZ we call that 'man love' moments
just try and tone down the gay for the world cup that's all i ask.
*this could be the bitterness talking*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:50:00 EDT (#)
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Welp, we've beaten both France and Australia. Whilst it will be hilarious to crush apartheid a second time we've already done the important work.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:46:46 EDT (#)
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It'll be really funny if the English hammer you now.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:37:14 EDT (#)
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so you do lying-down hugs there eh? that's cute.
rugby's such a cute sport.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:32:44 EDT (#)
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ok
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:31:37 EDT (#)
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We'll see, we'll see
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 07:29:41 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!