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ATTN: New Zealand. (717 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 0.4 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Japetus (View user info) at 2007-10-17 09:12:51 EDT


There's a lot of fucking bitter rugby fans here. I got this bit of Spam literally seconds after reading bitter Kiwi i_can_get_you_a_toe's comment, and just about shat myself laughing.

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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-18 02:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and netball. iddqd she said it because they *hold* it. just like they hold their sheep, by the ears. gnuck-gnuck.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-18 02:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hwy _toe, when i mentioned that i care mostly jsut about the bledisloe, you laughed. im not sure why...


to me its a sporting event where australia are pretty much every year the underdogs and most years the matches themselves are played with an intensity i dont see in many other sports, let alone jsut rugby...

Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-17 21:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 23:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you know that theres a two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand that likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows.

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While I wouldn't say they are two foot, they are fucking annoying! In some areas you actually must guard your car...

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i_can_get_you_a_toe is a girl? Why did I not know this before? such a strange strange imaginary world.
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I know! Same damn thing happened to me!

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I don't really know how to take that.....

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Toe is a girl, but I wouldn't want to stay in her house for all the tea in China. It is lousy with hippies.

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silly, asians don't drink tea.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-10-17 16:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i_can_get_you_a_toe is a girl? Why did I not know this before? such a strange strange imaginary world.
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I know! Same damn thing happened to me!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 13:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

IT'S NOT A RATING OF RUGBY OR OF INTERNATIONAL COMPETITION, JULS AND HALFBROW, IT'S A RATING OF A SHIT POST.

I LIKE RUGBY.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

neato

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i care
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You wound me

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love that Americans are too fucking insular, in sporting terms, to give a shit about actual international competition.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-17 12:23:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i care

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha ha BRDN see how easy it is?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Toe is a girl, but I wouldn't want to stay in her house for all the tea in China. It is lousy with hippies.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i_can_get_you_a_toe is a girl? Why did I not know this before? such a strange strange imaginary world.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

chuck hubby out!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I kid, I kid


I'm obviously a catholic virgin......

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

like i said before, questionable fluids....

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn it toe, whats wrong with your bed.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well for accomodation all i can offer is a dirty floor, with optional blanket that comes with questionable fluids.....

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Toe if you buy me a flight and provide me with accommodation, i will come.












Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Being truthful The one country I want to visit beyond all others is NZ.

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you should, we have like, ice and green trees and no pollution, and no standards when it comes to men.






























I kid, I kid, butnobutseriouslyno

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1234 AD is a very convenient year, its almost like you went 1,2,3,4 ahhh yes thats the year.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know when I tell you that it's football that you'll say, WTF totally different or something. Unfortunately, France were World Cup Finalists and we've beaten them twice in the last year.

Sit on that you Kiwi cunt!


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like i said 1234 AD


live in the NOW

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Being truthful The one country I want to visit beyond all others is NZ.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 14:35:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

when was that? 1234 AD?

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I know when I tell you that it's football that you'll say, WTF totally different or something. Unfortunately, France were World Cup Finalists and we've beaten them twice in the last year.

Sit on that you Kiwi cunt!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you know that theres a two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand that likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows.


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oh no didn't you hear - we are savages - we've already eaten the 'kea'

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 14:26:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

at least my country got it's independence from england

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AT LEAST MY COUNTRY CAN BEAT FRANCE!


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when was that? 1234 AD?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you know that theres a two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand that likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows.


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 14:26:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

at least my country got it's independence from england

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AT LEAST MY COUNTRY CAN BEAT FRANCE!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

at least my country got it's independence from england

and yes, i do realise that my historic claims have nothing whatsoever to do with the world cup....


*smirks smugly, with no idea why she's smirking*

HUH!!!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 14:17:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

who are you to laugh scotty!

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I'm just laughing at your pain.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever I don't care


*sulks in corner*

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who are you to laugh scotty!

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bwahahaha.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-17 09:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

booo!


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