Special Olympics Post Wednesday (983 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-10-17 17:43:11 EDT
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Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-24 12:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!
Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Fetish says "har har peener"
Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
hm hm hm hm rhymes with "peener"
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
God kills a baby bunny.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
Don't you dare post poo,
like you just did
Wait till you have something to say,
to earn a +2.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jimmy, yeah, I'm working on a sequel that picks up immediatly after the events in MITU, and a prequel that will explain the whole Hometown deal, and a sort of spin-off one-shot with Al, the Sheriff's Deputy in MITU. When those are done (taking into account my work habits and hoping I live long enough) there will be a final book that wraps up everything and is set a few years from now (which will likely be a contemporary story by the time I get to it).
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
After re-reading my review, it does sound like I'm penalizing you for your previous good posts.
Rest assured though, I just didn't like this.
In other news...working on another book? Will this be part of the MITUSA series?
Either way, shoot me an email when it's available to the general public, whenever that may be.
st_jimmy14159.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 02:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This idea has already been covered by Cracked magazine.
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I guess I missed it. Being an adult, I moved on to reading books (just words, no pictures) some time ago.
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That's nice, do you want a cookie?
I'm not going to deny myself entertainment based on any degree of social pressure, where as you've apparently buckled long ago.
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I guess that's what you sputter whenever people raise their eyebrows and shake their heads upon seeing you hunched over red-faced and sweating while reading the annual 'Big Tits Hentai Omnibus.'
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If I'm masturbating in public, then I'd long be past the point of shame or care about social backlash from my actions. Instead, I'd simply offer them a taste, if I acknowledged their existence.
Then again, you're the type who'd drive past a porn shop repeatedly, too terrified to walk in, because someone you know might see your car there.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 02:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This idea has already been covered by Cracked magazine.
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I guess I missed it. Being an adult, I moved on to reading books (just words, no pictures) some time ago.
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That's nice, do you want a cookie?
I'm not going to deny myself entertainment based on any degree of social pressure, where as you've apparently buckled long ago.
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I guess that's what you sputter whenever people raise their eyebrows and shake their heads upon seeing you hunched over red-faced and sweating while reading the annual 'Big Tits Hentai Omnibus.'
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dodge bow is pretty funny.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dodge bow is pretty funny.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 02:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This idea has already been covered by Cracked magazine.
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I guess I missed it. Being an adult, I moved on to reading books (just words, no pictures) some time ago.
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That's nice, do you want a cookie?
I'm not going to deny myself entertainment based on any degree of social pressure, where as you've apparently buckled long ago.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When I was in the army (yeah, i know, stfu) I was forced to go to some special Olympics ceremony at Ft. Jackson, SC. The drill sergeants told us if we laughed or anything, that we would be fucking killed.
It was all good until some joker came on stage with a bass and a backing track and started singing "Achy Breaky Heart" and the retards started dancing. Every soldier in the auditorium (including a few drill sergeants) were going beat red from trying to hold back the laughter watching the tards go into these spasmastic fits that they called dancing. To Billy Ray Cyrus no doubt.
True story.
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Jesus, I'd pay cash to see video of that. Sounds hysterical.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When I was in the army (yeah, i know, stfu) I was forced to go to some special Olympics ceremony at Ft. Jackson, SC. The drill sergeants told us if we laughed or anything, that we would be fucking killed.
It was all good until some joker came on stage with a bass and a backing track and started singing "Achy Breaky Heart" and the retards started dancing. Every soldier in the auditorium (including a few drill sergeants) were going beat red from trying to hold back the laughter watching the tards go into these spasmastic fits that they called dancing. To Billy Ray Cyrus no doubt.
True story.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2007-10-18 08:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hate towards handicapped people? They can't help it & what they ever done to you?
And this is not even funny...
You are a small man.
You are a stupid cunt.
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Hate? Where do I express hate? I simply said these are events I would like to see, events I would find entertaining. Nowhere did I say, "Man, I hate those fat mushy-faced weepy mongo tard fuckers!"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 02:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This idea has already been covered by Cracked magazine.
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I guess I missed it. Being an adult, I moved on to reading books (just words, no pictures) some time ago.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i feel a little ashamed that i laffed so much.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-18 10:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like lolcats, special olympics will always make me laugh.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reminds me of a really bad joke...
What's better than winning 6 golds in the paralympics?
...
Walking.
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hate posts suck. Espcially badly done ones.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I hate this kind of stuff.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2007-10-18 08:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hate towards handicapped people? They can't help it & what they ever done to you?
And this is not even funny...
You are a small man.
You are a stupid cunt.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-10-18 07:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-18 03:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poor show
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 02:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This idea has already been covered by Cracked magazine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-17 23:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Potential, but you fucked it up.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-17 23:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A good point, Jimmy. I was bored this afternoon.
But since you mention it... IF I cared about ratings at all, I'd be a bit irate that some of my stuff gets low marks because it doesn't compare to better stuff, when absolute dreck will get solid +2s from the masses. I've decided that ratings like that are a backhanded compliment, however.
I hope to have more back to basics story shit going soon, if work ever eases up. Christ, sometimes I fantasize about getting fired so I could write all day, but than there are minor annoyances like food and housing to worry about...
And I'm working on another book that will sell like cold cakes, so that's taking up some time.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-10-17 21:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-17 21:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch them run, watch them fall,
Watch them try to catch a ball, olympics
At the special olympics.
Watch them laugh, watch them drool,
Watch them fall into the pool, that's diving.
At the special olympics.
And I know full well, that I will burn in hell,
But those guys playing wheelchair basketball gotta be about the funniest freakin' thing I've ever seen in my life,
At the special olympics.
[spoken]
Verse Two
[singing]
Kid with downs wins the race, even though he stood in place, olympics.
At the special...(laughter)olympics.
'Round his neck, gold medals hung.
Resting on his giant tongue, olympics.
Special olympics.
But I kid when I sing, cause these games are a beautiful thing.
Okay, really, I'm just avoiding karma, 'cus i know my kids could be born blind, crippled, semi-retarded and i'll have to spend all of my time...
at the special olympics.
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When I first heard this, I think I played it like 20 times whilst crying in laughter...
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I didn't think it was that funny until the Steven Lynch goodness put it into perspective.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-10-17 21:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch them run, watch them fall,
Watch them try to catch a ball, olympics
At the special olympics.
Watch them laugh, watch them drool,
Watch them fall into the pool, that's diving.
At the special olympics.
And I know full well, that I will burn in hell,
But those guys playing wheelchair basketball gotta be about the funniest freakin' thing I've ever seen in my life,
At the special olympics.
[spoken]
Verse Two
[singing]
Kid with downs wins the race, even though he stood in place, olympics.
At the special...(laughter)olympics.
'Round his neck, gold medals hung.
Resting on his giant tongue, olympics.
Special olympics.
But I kid when I sing, cause these games are a beautiful thing.
Okay, really, I'm just avoiding karma, 'cus i know my kids could be born blind, crippled, semi-retarded and i'll have to spend all of my time...
at the special olympics.
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When I first heard this, I think I played it like 20 times whilst crying in laughter...
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-17 20:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahhaha, the fucking arrows picture is great
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-10-17 20:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This seems beneath you.
Then again, I just finished After the Pandemic, so my perspective may be a bit skewed.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-17 20:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-17 20:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd pay anything to see Tank Running. Especially with live ammo.
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shit, they'll pay you. join the army. you get all the benefit of working with retards and then, one day, after you get fed up with their antics, you chase them with a tank. it would be totally worth it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-10-17 19:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every now and then you remind me that you have a sense of humor.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-17 19:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-10-17 19:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-17 19:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch them run, watch them fall,
Watch them try to catch a ball, olympics
At the special olympics.
Watch them laugh, watch them drool,
Watch them fall into the pool, that's diving.
At the special olympics.
And I know full well, that I will burn in hell,
But those guys playing wheelchair basketball gotta be about the funniest freakin' thing I've ever seen in my life,
At the special olympics.
[spoken]
Verse Two
[singing]
Kid with downs wins the race, even though he stood in place, olympics.
At the special...(laughter)olympics.
'Round his neck, gold medals hung.
Resting on his giant tongue, olympics.
Special olympics.
But I kid when I sing, cause these games are a beautiful thing.
Okay, really, I'm just avoiding karma, 'cus i know my kids could be born blind, crippled, semi-retarded and i'll have to spend all of my time...
at the special olympics.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd pay anything to see Tank Running. Especially with live ammo.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sewage Dump!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'd sure like to get my freek on with that poi-boy in the end
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And possibly a getting dressed competition.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to add traffic crossing to the events list
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Butterfly catching"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And again.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FACK! Forgot to rate! Sorry, Jack.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you win the sewage dump?
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It's like 'bobbing for apples', but...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you win the sewage dump?
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you win the sewage dump?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-17 17:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck art, man. The Tardlympics is where its at!