The Story of Nasty Nikki, as Told, Through Song (780 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.62 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (View user info) at 2007-10-18 11:47:28 EDT
In east Massachusetts, born and raised
On the corner is where she spent most of her nights
Turning those tricks while trying to be cool, and always sleeping with the football team right after school
When a couple of John's, they were up to no good, planned a backdoor sneak attack in her neighborhood
She got a little tiny rip and caught teh aids and said "I gott clean my ass and then I'm moving to Bel-Air"
She whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the taxi cab driver said "Bitch, git outta here"
If anything she could tell that this guy was queer, but she thought "nah forget it, yo Fat Tony to Bel-Air"
She, pulled, up to a house at 2 or 3 and said to Fat Tony "Yo Messican, take a shower"
Looked at her pimp, who was on the porch, at the seat of her brothel, as the Madam of Bel-Air
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 23:39:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:45:10 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you took the time to actually respond to this. Your post was shit, like mine, and I rated it accordingly. Go cry to your mother, faggot.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:50:06 EDT (#)
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Do you have any clue of how little your opinion matters around here? Your a new fuckin 16 year old idiot who wrote a shitty post about the fresh prince for christs sake. Now my post, while void of any real content, was cheeky and humorous to those who know me. Im good for at least one Pittsburgh post a year. My stuff is mainly for humor or shock value, your just shows what a pair of fucking CLOWN SHOES you really are. Now go jack off to the Hannah Montana poster hanging above your race car bed you little nerd, before someone really gets their prepubescent feelings hurt.
This conversation is over.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:49:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:26:48 EDT (#)
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You have the nutbag to -2 me after you have written kuka-poo-poo-doodie-shit like this? Dude, you are gonna get throttled around here!
Go die somewhere.
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:07:37 EDT (#)
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I am from Massachusetts.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:14:15 EDT (#)
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that wasnt so bad.
ive herd this before somewhere, but with different werds...
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:10:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:09:39 EDT (#)
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another possible point pending if you're actually from massachusetts.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:08:46 EDT (#)
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ok ill add a point for your path of self-discovery
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:07:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:05:04 EDT (#)
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I came into this post fearing a negative comment from the BoshMan himself. Those fears have been realized. I hate scruggs and it saddens my heart to be compared to him.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:02:05 EDT (#)
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sounds like something scruggs would write
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:00:13 EDT (#)
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You should be a beat poet. Beaten. Whatever.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:53:39 EDT (#)
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Ding fries are done
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:53:23 EDT (#)
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When she was caught in a sneak attack, I thought that would be the worst of it.
I was mistaken also.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:50:02 EDT (#)
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I thought, the weird punctuation, in the title, was going to be, the worst of it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:49:10 EDT (#)
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