A blowjob for MY city (1859 hits)
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Submitted by Vulva (View user info) at 2007-10-18 12:35:01 EDT
Its been a while since I jacked-off my city and allowed it to cum on the face of your cities. Here are a few world FIRSTS and world BESTS from my humble little town, to yours! Enjoy...
* First Heart, Liver, Kidney Transplant - December 3, 1989
The first simultaneous heart, liver and kidney transplant was done at Presbyterian-University Hospital.
* The First Internet Emoticon - 1982
The Smiley :-) was the first Internet emoticon, created by Carnegie Mellon University computer scientist Scott Fahlman.
* First Mr Yuk Sticker - 1971
Mr Yuk was created at the Poison Center at Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh after research indicated that the skull and crossbones previously used to identify poisons had little meaning to children who equate the symbol with exciting things like pirates and adventure.
* First Night World Series Game - 1971
Game 4 of the 1971 World Series was the first night game in World Series history, a series that Pittsburgh went on to win, 4 games to 3.
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* First Big Mac - 1967
Created by Jim Delligatti at his Uniontown McDonald's, the Big Mac debuted and was test marketed in three other Pittsburgh-area McDonald's restaurants in 1967. By 1968 it was a mainstay on McDonald's menus throughout the country.
* First Pull-Tab on Cans - 1962
The pull-tab was developed by Alcoa and was first used by Iron City Brewery in 1962. For many years, pull-tabs were only used in this area.
* First Retractable Dome - September 1961
Pittsburgh's Civic Arena boasts the world's first auditorium with a retractable roof.
* First U.S. Public Television Station - April 1, 1954
WQED, operated by the Metropolitan Pittsburgh Educational Station, was the first community-sponsored educational television station in America.
* First Polio Vaccine - March 26, 1953
The polio vaccine was developed by Dr. Jonas E. Salk, a 38-year-old University of Pittsburgh researcher and professor.
* First Zippo Lighter - 1932
George G. Blaisdell invented the Zippo lighter in 1932 in Bradford, Pennsylvania. The name Zippo was chosen by Blaisdell because he liked the sound of the word "zipper" - which was patented around the same time in nearby Meadville, PA.
* First Bingo Game - early 1920's
Hugh J. Ward first came up with the concept of bingo in Pittsburgh and began running the game at carnivals in the early 1920s, taking it nationwide in 1924. He secured a copyright on the game and wrote a book of Bingo rules in 1933.
* First U.S. Commercial Radio Station - November 2, 1920
Dr. Frank Conrad, assistant chief engineer of Westinghouse Electric, first constructed a transmitter and installed it in a garage near his home in Wilkinsburg in 1916. The station was licensed as 8XK. At 6 p.m. on Nov. 2, 1920, 8KX became KDKA Radio and began broadcasting at 100 watts from a make-shift shack atop one of the Westinghouse manufacturing buildings in East Pittsburgh.
* Daylight Savings Time - March 18, 1919
A Pittsburgh city councilman during the first World War, Robert Garland devised the nation's first daylight savings plan, instituted in 1918.
* The First Gas Station - December, 1913
In 1913 the first automobile service station, built by Gulf Refining Company, opened in Pittsburgh at Baum Boulevard and St. Clair Street in East Liberty. Designed by J. H. Giesey.
* The First Baseball Stadium in the U.S. - 1909
In 1909 the first baseball stadium, Forbes Field, was built in Pittsburgh, followed soon by similar stadiums in Chicago, Cleveland, Boston, and New York.
* First Motion Picture Theatre - 1905
The first theater in the world devoted to the exhibition of motion pictures was the "Nickelodeon," opened by Harry Davis on Smithfield Street in Pittsburgh.
* First Banana Split - 1904
Invented by Dr. David Strickler, a pharmacist, at Strickler's Drug Store in Latrobe, Pennsylvania.
* The First World Series - 1903
The Boston Pilgrims defeated the Pittsburgh Pirates five games to three in baseball's first modern World Series in 1903.
* First Ferris Wheel - 1892/1893
Invented by Pittsburgh native and civil engineer, George Washington Gale Ferris (1859-1896), the first ferris Wheel was in operation at the World's Fair in Chicago. It was over 264 feet high and was capable of carrying more than 2,000 passengers at a time.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-10-25 20:25:43 EDT (#)
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Well MY city has the first gangrape of 17 black children where the rapist ate the children afterwards.
I just haven't told the authorities yet.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-25 19:06:59 EDT (#)
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Rotting oyster flavored pierogies!! HAHAHAHAH
I'm lovin it! Just a reminder, I didn't take those pictures...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 23:32:18 EDT (#)
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Do they have Rotting Oyster-flavoured pierogies?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-22 05:07:49 EDT (#)
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USA USA USA USA
... and so on.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-10-21 18:16:08 EDT (#)
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your city wants to lick my city's balls.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-10-19 18:35:11 EDT (#)
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Are you actually serious in making fun of Caul? That "greatest hockey player in the world" is CANDIAN whether or not he plays for Pittsburgh. You must know this right?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-19 14:35:12 EDT (#)
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I'm off to google "mr yuck"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-19 14:27:43 EDT (#)
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Haha. You live in Pissburgh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 06:11:51 EDT (#)
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Explain this hockey shit next time as I have no idea who that guy is! Text is necessary on that other photo as not everyone in the fucking world is from America and likes Ice Hockey.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-19 02:03:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:45:35 EDT (#)
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Pittsburgh fucking rules. You forgot about the first aluminum beer bottles though.
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Shut up, Gascs...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:58:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:50:16 EDT (#)
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you can get aids from just flying over Pittsburg
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2007-10-19 01:09:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:45:35 EDT (#)
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Pittsburgh fucking rules
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you keep telling yourself that. maybe one day the magic fairy queen will ride down on a pegasus and grant all your wishes true!
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-10-18 22:45:35 EDT (#)
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Pittsburgh fucking rules. You forgot about the first aluminum beer bottles though.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:32:33 EDT (#)
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how did you not include jerome bettis in that picture? they won it FOR him.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-10-18 21:21:21 EDT (#)
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Bradshaw > Roethlisberger
Pittsburgh is the first city that named it's NHL team after an animal that is clumsy on ice.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-10-18 20:24:34 EDT (#)
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Mario Lemieux > Crosby
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-10-18 20:03:26 EDT (#)
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weird...i just ate perogies.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-10-18 19:38:58 EDT (#)
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Sydney Crys-by,please! Seems like my City NHL team swept your pathetic Pens out of the play-offs and i don't see his name on any scoring rosters! 3 awesome players from the Sens are on that list though. Sydney's only around to be used as Mario's fuck toy! Fags.
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-10-18 19:25:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by R0usseau (user info) at 2007-10-18 18:55:41 EDT (#)
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Fuck Crosby.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:53:01 EDT (#)
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Doing good :-) You?
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:07:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:17:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:41:59 EDT (#)
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Sydney Crosby is a fucking Canadian you moron, He's from Nova Scotia, now fuck off, i got work to do
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Is that a Nova Scotia Jersey he is wearing? Moron.....
As for pierogies, we're holding the pink slip on those for now asshat!
Now, go back to work, those garbage cans wont empty themselves boy!
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You are fucked, just because he wears a pittsburgh jersey does not mean that pittsburgh has in any way contributed to his development, they signed him on because they are a garbage team and were the only ones willing to risk a gamble on a new young player, becauser they have nothing to lose, the fact that Crosby's abilities were developed in Canada seems to have no relevance to you, now fuck off
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:59:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:51:42 EDT (#)
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I love it when you boys all play nicely together in the sandbox.
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Howdy hot stuff! Hows ya doin?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:58:01 EDT (#)
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doesn't really seem like a place that i'd ever visit.
"Hey guys i'm going to Pittsburgh"!!
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:57:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:46:21 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I have more questions....How does it feel to know you begged for pictures of that rotting oyster itself?
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Trust me friend, there was no begging. It was offered up more times than I ever asked, and considering both sources I'm not the idiot if you don't believe that. Is she back around here or still on the hide?
and where the fuck is SwampDonkey dammnit!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:55:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:47:06 EDT (#)
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PS. I win.
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Ok, your up 1-0.
You do realize I could start the second largest uber-controversy by revealing the players in that game right? For now I will slowly melt back into the uber scene and let you mugs keep on blaming method. By the way, where the hell is swampdonkey?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:51:42 EDT (#)
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I love it when you boys all play nicely together in the sandbox.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:47:06 EDT (#)
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PS. I win.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:46:21 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I have more questions....How does it feel to know you begged for pictures of that rotting oyster itself?
And how many times have you found yourself wishing you hit it first?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:38:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:27:48 EDT (#)
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And what precisely differentiates the two?
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Semantics.
...and the fact that I want to be right. Any other questions you wanna waste my time with?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:28:40 EDT (#)
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PS, dipfuck. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_of_the_Fans
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:27:48 EDT (#)
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And what precisely differentiates the two?
Walls?
Because, you know, Great American Ballpark has walls...
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:26:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:23:50 EDT (#)
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First baseball stadium? 40 years after we had a baseball team? Really? WRONG!!!
Do your research. The 1880 Cincinnati Red Stockings were expelled fro the National League for selling beer on Sundays and....REFUSING TO RENT OUT THEIR BALLPARK.
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Stadium, not ballpark.
Here this will help... DICTIONARY.com
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:25:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:14:04 EDT (#)
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I'm from very near Pittsburgh, and I see it as heresy that you didn't mention Primanti Bros.
For shame, sir. For shame.
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I felt as though I would be going a little overboard with giving the nod to Primanti Bros. and Vincents pizza park. I've been called out and for the record, I do feel shame!
"Who own da chiefs?"
"Who owns, owns, oooooooooowns, the chiefs?"
"ooooooowns da chief?"
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:23:50 EDT (#)
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First baseball stadium? 40 years after we had a baseball team? Really? WRONG!!!
Do your research. The 1880 Cincinnati Red Stockings were expelled fro the National League for selling beer on Sundays and....REFUSING TO RENT OUT THEIR BALLPARK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_Street_Grounds
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:14:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:31:00 EDT (#)
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i liked it when i was there for a visit... though it was long enough ago that three rivers was still in full effect.
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I cried when they blew it up. And for future reference, it is only recognized when formatted as follows: "In full mutha fuckin efizzect!"
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:14:04 EDT (#)
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I'm from very near Pittsburgh, and I see it as heresy that you didn't mention Primanti Bros.
For shame, sir. For shame.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:08:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:26:01 EDT (#)
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its not a secret thorny, i just wanted to have some more fun with my buddy vulva before letting the cat out of the bag
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You sunuvabitch! Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot shipmate!?!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:06:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:31:00 EDT (#)
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i liked it when i was there for a visit... though it was long enough ago that three rivers was still in full effect.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:26:01 EDT (#)
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its not a secret thorny, i just wanted to have some more fun with my buddy vulva before letting the cat out of the bag
you're punishment....take all 5 of my Straight Posts, edit them and post them as one long story
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:24:22 EDT (#)
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But surely I'm not the first to have made this revelation, badass? As I said, it's been plastered all over Uber for quite some time now...I presume by you?
Nonetheless, feel free to punish me as you see fit. I prefer a medium velocity spanking.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:19:24 EDT (#)
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YEAH.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:18:34 EDT (#)
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i think your mom should shut the fuck up before i pop the bitch again
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:18:16 EDT (#)
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we don't care what you think, Yozz.
Muddy is fat. And he has a small dick.
SCOURGE FOR THE VICTORY.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:16:07 EDT (#)
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I think both of you should shut the fuck up.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:14:48 EDT (#)
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scourge is dumb and stupid
game over, I win
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:13:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:09:04 EDT (#)
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or like
"i bent vulva's sister over the couch and fucker her dead'
or
'scourge is a fat ugly loser'
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you goddamned retard, can't you read?
i'm a 'fat fucking pussy' not a 'fat ugly loser'.
jesus christ, if you can't get that simple thing straight, you should give up now.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:13:01 EDT (#)
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+2 for my main man Hines. And I guess for Ben too (assuming he will EVENTUALLY STOP THROWING INTERCEPTIONS IN THE FUCKING ENDZONE).
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:10:00 EDT (#)
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Fuck the haters.
Also, fuck Pittsburgh, although I've had a few memorable sports road trips to Pitt in my day.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:09:54 EDT (#)
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FUCKIN THORNS MAN...RUINING ALL MY FUN SINCE HE FELL OUT HIS MOM'S GAPING HOLE
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:09:04 EDT (#)
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or like
"i bent vulva's sister over the couch and fucker her dead'
or
'scourge is a fat ugly loser'
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:08:31 EDT (#)
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Meh.
FYI, to save you further embarrassment, MudWhistle isn't a noob, he's long-time user badassmofo. Went on hiatus for a while and when he came back, forgot his password. Which has been referenced multiple times in the past several months.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by the good folks at WUBR.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:07:24 EDT (#)
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that works admirably, cockholster!
perhaps you could also try out:
'i replumbed your mum's innards with my horse wang'
or
'i painted your pop's tonsils alovely shade of white'
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:04:49 EDT (#)
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scourge - how about 'I fucked your mom in the ass' does that work for you, taintsniffer?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:01:28 EDT (#)
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oooooooooooooooooooooh!!
i love homo fights.
someone say 'your mom' to the other guy!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:54:35 EDT (#)
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listen son, this conversation is over when I fucking say it is
look at you trying to swing the big dick...you're so funny that i'm belly rolling over here...seriously
but I'm not laughing with you, chumpface, I"m laughing at you...laughing at how you think whatever it is that you do or have done on this website means something. laughing at you because you're one fucking diagnosis short of being a certified fucking crybaby loser. you can have your little site you little unoriginal cumrag, take it and shove it up your expanded asshole.
and your insults are fucking stupid, spaz
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:51:30 EDT (#)
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Below was meant for Smisshy-Smooshie.
The fact you are a faggot still stands MudWhistle.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:48:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:34:11 EDT (#)
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talked to my sister...she says no thanks, she's seen the pictures of where your cock's been, faggot
cindy crosby is a faggot because, like you, he takes it in the ass daily.
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Do you have any clue of how little your opinion matters around here? Your a new fuckin 16 year old idiot who wrote a shitty post about the fresh prince for christs sake. Now my post, while void of any real content, was cheeky and humorous to those who know me. Im good for at least one Pittsburgh post a year. My stuff is mainly for humor or shock value, your just shows what a pair of fucking CLOWN SHOES you really are. Now go jack off to the Hannah Montana poster hanging above your race car bed you little nerd, before someone really gets their prepubescent feelings hurt.
This conversation is over.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:43:20 EDT (#)
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My city has legal drugs and no McDumbass to begin with.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:40:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:33:38 EDT (#)
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Ahem...
Massachusetts did the following:
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Yes, I like them very much. But as I said, PIEROGIES!
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:34:11 EDT (#)
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talked to my sister...she says no thanks, she's seen the pictures of where your cock's been, faggot
cindy crosby is a faggot because, like you, he takes it in the ass daily.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:33:38 EDT (#)
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Ahem...
Massachusetts did the following:
1621 The first Thanksgiving was celebrated in Plymouth.
1629 The first tannery in the U.S. began operations in Lynn.
1634 Boston Common became the first public park in America.
1635 The first American public secondary school, Boston Latin Grammar School, was founded in Boston.
1636 Harvard, the first American university, was founded in Newtowne (now Cambridge).
1638 The first American printing press was set up in Cambridge by Stephen Daye.
1639 The first free American public school, the Mather school, was founded in Dorchester, a neighborhood of Boston. Also, the first post office in America was Richard Fairbanks' tavern in Boston.
1650 The first American ironworks were established in Saugus.
1653 The first American public library was founded in Boston.
1686 Oxford became the first non-Puritan town.
1704 The first regularly issued American newspaper, The Boston News-Letter, was published in Boston.
1716 The first American lighthouse was built in Boston Harbor.
1775 The first battle of the Revolution was fought in Lexington and Concord, and the first ship of the U.S. Navy, the schooner "Hannah", was commissioned in Beverly.
1780 First State Constitution.
1783 First state to abolish slavery and was the first state to recruit, train, and arm a black regiment with white officers in the 54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry
1789 The first American novel, William Hill Brown's The Power of Sympathy, was published in Worcester.
1803 The Middlesex Canal, the first canal built for commercial use in the United States, was completed.
1806 The first church built by free blacks in America, the African Meeting House, opened on Joy Street in Boston.
1826 The first American railroad was built in Quincy.
1827 Francis Leiber opened the first swim school in America. Among the first to enroll was John Quincy Adams.
1831 The first abolitionist newspaper, The Liberator, was published in Boston by William Lloyd Garrison.
1837 Samuel Morse invented the electric telegraph based on Morse Code, a simple pattern of "dots" and dashes.
1839 Rubber was first vulcanized by Charles Goodyear in Woburn.
1840 The typewriter was invented by Charles Thurber in Worcester.
1845 The first sewing machine was made by Elias Howe in Boston.
1846 The first public demonstration of ether anesthetic was given in Boston.
1850 The first National Women's Right Convention convenes in Worcester.
1865 Robert Ware of M.I.T. began the first professional training program for architects. Prior to this, architects trained in Europe or learned through apprenticeship.
1866 The first African-American legislators in New England were elected to the General Court.
1875 The first American Christmas card was printed by Louis Prang in Boston.
1876 The first telephone was demonstrated by Alexander Graham Bell in Boston.
1877 Helen Magill White becomes the first woman to earn a Ph.D in the U.S. at Boston University.
1881 The Country Club in Brookline became the first dedicated to "outdoor pursuits."
1886 The first transformer was demonstrated by William Stanley in Great Barrington.
1888 The first electric trolley in the state runs from Lynn.
1891 The first basketball game was played in Springfield. Also, Kennedy Biscuit Workers (later Nabisco) used a machine invented by James Henry Mitchell to mass-produce the first Fig Newton Cookies and named them for Newton, MA.
1893 The first successful gasoline-powered auto was perfected by Charles and Frank Duryeain in Springfield.
1895 The first volleyball game was played in Holyoke.
1896 Landscape architect Charles Eliot developed Revere Beach as the first public beach in America.
1897 April 19,1897 was the first Boston Marathon. The race was run from Boston to Ashland and the starting field was 15 runners. John J. McDermott was the winner.
1898 The first American subway system was opened in Boston.
1926 The first successful liquid fuel rocket was launched by Dr. Robert Goddard in Auburn.
1928 The first computer, a non-electronic "differential analyzer," was developed by Dr. Vannevar Bush of M.I.T. in Cambridge.
1944 And, not to be outdone by M.I.T., Howard Aiken of Harvard developed the first automatic digital computer.
1961 The first nuclear-powered surfaceship, USS Long Beach, was launched in Quincy.
That's just a few of the wicked awesome stuff that Massachusetts has done. You almost came close... kinda.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:31:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:21:30 EDT (#)
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Cindy Crosby's a fucking pussy and so are you
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1.) Sidney Crosby is only a pussy BECAUSE he isn't on YOUR team.
2.) I will fuck your sister in the throat to prove my heterosexuality
3.) Shut
4.) The
5.) Fuck
6.) Up
7.) NOOB
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:21:30 EDT (#)
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Cindy Crosby's a fucking pussy and so are you
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:20:24 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about ShimishSmortion
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Shhhhhhh...
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:17:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:41:59 EDT (#)
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Sydney Crosby is a fucking Canadian you moron, He's from Nova Scotia, now fuck off, i got work to do
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Is that a Nova Scotia Jersey he is wearing? Moron.....
As for pierogies, we're holding the pink slip on those for now asshat!
Now, go back to work, those garbage cans wont empty themselves boy!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:14:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:09:36 EDT (#)
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I think this may have been worse than my first post. And mine blew ass.
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Do a little research fuckmouth. Hint: user info
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:11:58 EDT (#)
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I haven't +2'd my own post yet
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:10:56 EDT (#)
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In terms of a city's value. You wouldn't come here to go to the beach or anything.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:10:08 EDT (#)
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I'm a New York guy. There's no way you're gonna convince me anywhere else is better.
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:09:36 EDT (#)
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I think this may have been worse than my first post. And mine blew ass.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:55:13 EDT (#)
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So...
You're from Idaho, then?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:51:52 EDT (#)
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i haven't had pierogies in ages.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:51:35 EDT (#)
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I'm there constantly. From my time there, I gathered this important fact: It's a hellhole.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:46:42 EDT (#)
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And pierogies are eastern european, dumbass
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:44:16 EDT (#)
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Thank God there are no fat labia pictures attached.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:43:39 EDT (#)
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i fucking love pierogies
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:41:59 EDT (#)
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Sydney Crosby is a fucking Canadian you moron, He's from Nova Scotia, now fuck off, i got work to do
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:41:34 EDT (#)
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Been there. It's dirty, even when the city is covered in snow. But it has life despite the decay. And like your top photo illustrates, it looks good from a distance.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:36:45 EDT (#)
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*Facts taken from <about.com/pittsburgh>
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